Hot Air Obama 2012 Bumper Sticker Poll
posted at 10:35 am on October 28, 2011 by Jazz Shaw
[ Elections ]
Echoing the sentiments of Colin Powell, Jon Huntsman and that guy from the Harold and Kumar movies who went to work for the White House in the Office of Public Engagement, when your president calls, you are duty bound to answer and serve. With that in mind, it’s time to pitch in and help out Barack Obama. His poll numbers have been tanking and the obstructionist Republican sharks are circling. Clearly, while his track record has been spectacular, the main problem is that he’s just not getting his message out. What he really needs is a catchy slogan that fits on a bumper sticker which will get people back on board. So here are a few options. Please select the one you like best in the poll below (or submit your own if you have a better idea) and we’ll turn this bad boy over to David Axelrod at no cost.
The nominees:
Have at it!
Enjoy!
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i wonder which one would osama or qaddafi pick.
sesquipedalian on October 28, 2011 at 11:07 AM
We can always try that memorable quote from Blazing Saddles:
“Oh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so *dumb*!”
coldwarrior on October 28, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Score!! It’s perfect!
(Admittedly, “things could be worse and I’ll prove it” is pretty good, too.)
jwolf on October 28, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Fitting: you suggest input from the dead and from non-citizens, both strong Democrat voting blocs.
jwolf on October 28, 2011 at 11:29 AM
I like this one:
Adios
cozmo on October 28, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Obama….Why Stupid People Shouldn’t Vote.
ObamaCare-Call us When You’re Shovel Ready
Knucklehead on October 28, 2011 at 12:04 PM
You’re right. Killing a terror leader and helping Libyans kill a dictator who will now be replaced by Islamists totally makes up for 9.1% unemployment, record deficits, a debt downgrade, $4 trillion in debt, corrupt loan practices, gun running scandals, countless broken promises, unpopular government-run health care…
Which is, of course, why Obama is enjoying stellar 44% approval and will, in all likelihood, lose next year.
amerpundit on October 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM
He’s Trying- Very Trying
DAT60A3 on October 28, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Barack Obama 2012, Because a time-out will damage his self esteem.
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-man-child-2012-you-are-in-t7270.html
Chip on October 28, 2011 at 2:08 PM
“See that guy over there with more stuff than you? Vote for me & I’ll take it from him.”
OhioCoastie on October 28, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Osama would pick – “Waterboarding – It works!”
Qaddafi would pick “I’d rather be Waterboarded and given a civilian trial in NYC than sodomized and shot without a trial” Or “Good thing Obama ignored the murders in the streets in Iran …” Or “ushering in Sharia Law & a Caliphate one selected dictator at a time”
batterup on October 28, 2011 at 6:00 PM