New, tighter security at NFL venues this season
posted at 12:13 pm on September 29, 2011 by Howard Portnoy
[ Homeland Security ]
To the victor belong the spoils. The Green Bay Packers are the reigning Super Bowl champ, and so the NFL is seeking to spoil Packer fans’ enjoyment of home games.
Starting with this Sunday’s game at what football enthusiast John Kerry called “Lambert Field,” fans will be wanded before being admitted to the stadium. The new procedures will not be instead of the previous bag searches and pat-downs but in addition to them.
The Green Bay Press-Gazette quotes Doug Collins, Packers director of security, as saying:
Be prepared for something different. It may take a few seconds longer, so if [fans] arrive a little earlier at the gates that would be helpful. I don’t anticipate there being any lines that are so long that people miss the game or anything like that. … But every officer in every line will have those wands.
“Something different” is likely a euphemism for insane delays, at least until security personnel get their act down. Now the groaning during the first quarter when the home team is behind won’t be coming only from the stands but from beyond them, as ticket holders play an incessant waiting game.
As with the formation of the Transportation Security Administration, the new security—which will ultimately extend to all 32 NFL stadiums—is reactive, not proactive. The sudden need for enhanced measures was suggested by a recent incident in which a Dallas Cowboys fan smuggled a stun gun into a game and proceeded to zap those seated around him.
“As usual,” writes the website The American Dream,“authorities have responded to a minor security incident by massively overreacting to it. In the post-9/11 world in which we live, paranoia is standard operating procedure.”
I’m not sure I’d agree that allowing a stun gun into a stadium is a “minor” security breach, but the second part of the statement is on point. “America is,” as the write further observes, “rapidly turning into a high-security prison.”
And one, moreover, where there is no time for the powers that be to think before acting. Consider that when the idea of advanced security screening was first broached two weeks ago, the initial recommendation was to replace the previous torso pat-downs with more comprehensive knees-to-ankles and above-the-waist pat-downs. Conspicuously absent from the inspection was the area from the waist down to the knees. Hard to imagine a would-be terrorist would have a weapon secreted in that area!
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So, something different at Lambert Field. Wonder what will be up with those great kids, the Nittally Lions, over in Happy Valley.
Possibly something similar to the goings-on at Kaminsky Field in Chicago?
I don’t know what we’d do for entertainment without Democratic presidential candidates.
J.E. Dyer on September 29, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Actually, J.E., Kerry had others of his own to fit this category. When asked during the 2004 campaign who his favorite Red Sox player was, he consolidated two and answered “Manny Ortiz.”
Howard Portnoy on September 29, 2011 at 12:39 PM
“America is,” as the write further observes, “rapidly turning into a
high-security prison.” police stateLand of the free, home of the brave my ass.
single stack on September 29, 2011 at 1:01 PM
LOL! Forgot that one (or never remembered it in the first place).
Kerry was the guy who went himself a-huntin’ with the sales tag hangin’ off his jacket from Faux Hunters-R-Us.
Of course, the Democrats’ senatorial candidates do a great job too. Who will ever forget Martha Coakley, opponent of Scott Brown, identifying Curt Schilling as a “Yankees fan”?
J.E. Dyer on September 29, 2011 at 1:10 PM
We got wanded in Arizona back in 2006, the first year the Cardinals’ new U of P stadium opened (for a game against Dallas, so there actually were a ton of fans there), and they’ve been wanding people at the Cowboys games for a number of years as well (more because Jerry doesn’t want people sneaking metal liquor flasks into his stadium than for any terrorism concerns – he also ended the practice of being able to go back outside to tailgate parties at halftime when the new monster stadium opened, again not for security concerns, but so people would be forced to buy his beer and food at halftime, instead of going out and getting their own).
jon1979 on September 29, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Jones is just another rich, greedy capitalist who probably doesn’t pay his fair share.
Howard Portnoy on September 29, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Fourteen bucks for a beer and a water at the San Diego game in the Jerrydome two years ago was bad, but the worst was he made us watch the first half of the third quarter of the game on 3-D on that giant screen, as part of a tie-in with the release of “Avetar”. George Soros has never abused 90,000 hard-working Americans as badly with his money as Jerry did with those miserable 3-D glasses…
jon1979 on September 29, 2011 at 4:05 PM
See, Jon, there’s the difference between us. I root for the Steelers, owned by the Rooney family, whose current patriarch, Dan Rooney, is a big Obama supporter and O’s ambassador to Ireland. Can you feel the love?
Howard Portnoy on September 29, 2011 at 4:29 PM
I’ve been to 4 NFL games so far this season and the line to get in has been a little longer but far from “insane”. I think this falls under due diligence category to minimize liability of the league and stadium owners. Not really an overreaction in my view. I hate this world is turning to shit, but I’m not going to blame football for it.
mike_NC9 on September 29, 2011 at 7:16 PM
I actually root for the Giants, but am surrounded by Cowboys fans, so I take what I can get as far as the tailgating opportunities (I survived two years as a season ticket holder at the Yale Bowl, where anyone who’s not aneorexic can’t possibly have been comfortable on those seats watching their team go 3-11-1 and 2-12). After he bought the Cowboys in ’89, Jerry’s natural gas escapades in Arkansas over the next few years were pretty well reported in Texas, and if you were paying attention gave voters here a nice window into Bill Clinton’s Arkansas politics. But I don’t think Jones is much of an Obama fan, especially with his feelings towards domestic energy exploration.
But I’ll never forgive him for that 3-D horror at the Chargers game. The only mitigating circumstance was hearing 90,000 irate Dallas and San Diego fans boo down the announcer when he yelled out “HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COWBOY-VISION IN 3-DDDDDDDDD!?!?!?!?”
jon1979 on September 29, 2011 at 8:31 PM
They have increased to a full body pat down at Panther’s stadium.We had delays opening day with Green Bay there but the Jaguars game went smoother.
A suicide bomb going off in this stadium would be devastating so I’m going to leave my complaints at home and just get there a little earlier.
Baxter Greene on September 29, 2011 at 11:51 PM