Media Unearths Rick Perry’s College Transcripts In Nothing Flat, But Still Unable to Find Any Trace of Barack Obama’s Existence

posted at 4:24 pm on August 14, 2011 by
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You may have missed the Left’s preemptive attack on Rick Perry. The GOP candidate’s transcripts were “mysteriously released” a few days ago, which smacks of another odd disclosure.

In 2004, Barack Obama’s GOP opponent for Senate — Jack Ryan — “mysteriously” had his sealed divorce records un-sealed.

But I’m sure that’s just coincidental.

You know, I find the media quite honest and diligent. It mocks and vilifies Rick Perry’s college transcripts, yet somehow forgot about checking Barack Obama’s:

1. Occidental College records and transcripts — Not released
2. Columbia University records and transcripts — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — ‘not available’
4. Harvard University records and transcripts — Not released
5. Medical records — Not released
6. Illinois State Senate schedule — ‘not available’
7. Illinois State Senate records — ‘not available’
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of Original Birth certificate — Not released
10. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
11. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
12. Record of Baptism — Not released or ‘not available’

But I’m sure that’s just an innocent oversight.

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Well Perry did not, has not spent millions to see to it they are not released? Perry has nothing to hide, but bho seems to! Also, the msm is in bed with bho and they do not care to go looking for anything against him. The msm does not want to be banned from the press pool now do they?
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letget on August 14, 2011 at 4:46 PM

Yep. Obama has done everyone else a great favor. As long as he won’t release his records, everyone else’s are off the table.

Moving along…

J.E. Dyer on August 14, 2011 at 5:53 PM

[The media] mocks and vilifies Rick Perry’s college transcripts, yet somehow forgot about checking Barack Obama’s

Not “forgot about” … “wouldn’t be caught dead”

Paul_in_NJ on August 14, 2011 at 6:17 PM

pathetic lsm…

cmsinaz on August 14, 2011 at 6:25 PM

We needed this kind of investigative journalism 10 years ago. Basement bloggers and tabloid writers on vacation just can’t produce the same results.

Uncle Sams Nephew on August 15, 2011 at 12:40 AM

I made straight F’s one quarter, when I was young and foolish. When I finished college many years later, I made straight A’s.

Were I to run for president, I would release my transcripts with no shame.

With 0bamaa+, it’s likely not the grades; it’s more like the course content:

Communism 101
Socialism 100
Marx and You 101 & 102, 232, 300A, 300B, 450, 520
Mob Psychology 430

cane_loader on August 15, 2011 at 5:10 AM

Oops, forgot TOTUS 101

cane_loader on August 15, 2011 at 5:13 AM