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DSCC needs your help with a new slogan

posted at 8:39 am on March 8, 2011 by

Sen. Patty Murray, Chair of the Democratic Senate Campaign Committee (DSCC), wants help with formulating a “pithy catchphrase to rally the troops” according to POLITICO.

No seriously, they need help – and they’re outsourcing the effort.

POLITICO offers:

“Because Harry Reid really likes his nice Majority Leader office”

“Please, please, please vote for us in 2012!”

“Why not?”

“Will the last Senate Democrat in office please turn out the lights?”

A POLITICO reader suggests, “Hey, at least we didn’t flee”.  A variation I like is “At least we’re not fleebaggers”.

Moe Lane pops in with “Drink the Kool-aid”. Lane also reminds us of the DSCC’s recent performance:

[T]he DSCC spent 97.8 million and went into debt for 8.9 million in order to lose six Senate seats and gain zero – [which] demonstrates handily that the DSCC cannot be trusted to come in out of the rain; wipe its own nose; or, indeed, wear its underpants underneath its outer clothing.

The Lonely Conservative suggests “Bend Over!”  Don Surber weighs in with:

“Democrats: Not Republicans since 1854.”

“Democrats: Because Republicans are icky.”

“Democrats: More Hope, Less Change.”

“The D Stands For Debtor.”

“Democrats: The Starter Party.”

Me? I’m kind of partial to “Our symbol isn’t a jackass for nothing”.

And you?


Bruce McQuain blogs at Questions and Observations (QandO), Blackfive, the Washington Examiner and the Green Room.  Follow him on Twitter: @McQandO

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“Democrats: Because We’d Be Completely Lost Working In the Private Sector”

jon1979 on March 8, 2011 at 10:16 AM

Democrats: We know where you live.

frizzbee on March 8, 2011 at 10:21 AM

“Democrats: The holes where your hard-earned tax dollars go.”

stevehorth on March 8, 2011 at 11:01 AM

“Its for the children” always gets me..

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me.
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”

“A living wage is a right”
“Health Care is a right”
“Liberté, égalité, fraternité,” what’s wrong with that ?
“A car in every garage, a chicken in every pot”
“Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll”

Skandia Recluse on March 8, 2011 at 11:10 AM

“Democrats: because voting for Republicans is uncool.”

Count to 10 on March 8, 2011 at 11:36 AM

“Thank goodness state legislatures don’t pick us anymore!”

“We think you’re so stupid that you NEED the government!”

“Live for today, stick your grandkids with the bill!”

PastorJon on March 8, 2011 at 12:22 PM

How’s about using part of bifidis’s classic utterances:

Vote Democrat: Because Progressivism always triumphs.

Or maybe:

Vote Democrat: Because if you did it yourself, it would be stealing.

Chip on March 8, 2011 at 1:10 PM

“Vote for us, or we’ll run away. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Ward Cleaver on March 8, 2011 at 1:48 PM

True story: It was the ’90s. Morale was low in the squadron. The brass suggested a motto contest. I overheard one major suggest to another: “We suck.”

Wasn’t a winner for our outfit, but it might be for the Dems!

(Note: I never had the honor of serving — just lowly contractor scum here…)

Mary in LA on March 8, 2011 at 3:39 PM

“F#ck you America! Oh, and vote Democratic!”

Abby Adams on March 8, 2011 at 4:30 PM

Democrats: We take money from other people to give you the stuff you want!

Mr. Big on March 8, 2011 at 5:39 PM

we promise a return of $5.00 in taxpayer monies (icky republicans who have jobs)for every $1.00 contributed.

PrettyD_Vicious on March 8, 2011 at 5:49 PM

Vote Democrat… Because Sarah Palin!

malclave on March 8, 2011 at 7:39 PM

Vote Democrat: Because only the people who have screwed things up royally know how to clean up the mess.

(Trust us, have we every lied to you before?)

Keep Hope alive (That there will still be rich folks around that we can ream to buy your vote)

Chip on March 8, 2011 at 9:42 PM

Vote Democrat: “The Party of Slavery”
Vote Dem: “KKK” (KorruptoKraticKornholers)
VD: “You can lick us”

trl on March 9, 2011 at 9:36 AM

Duuuhemocrats… We know what’s best for you…

drfredc on March 9, 2011 at 4:40 PM