Palin talks to Murkowski about her write-in campaign(content warning)
posted at 12:03 am on September 18, 2010 by MadisonConservative
Disclaimer: The following was an alteration of this.
Palin: What does Joe Miller look like?
Murkowski: What?
Palin: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?
Murkowski: What?
Palin: “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in “What”?!
Murkowski: What?
Palin: English, motherf**ker! Do you speak it?!
Murkowski: Yes!
Palin: Then you know what I’m saying.
Murkowski: [gasping] Yes…
Palin:Describe what Joe Miller looks like!
Murkowski: What?
Palin: [points gun directly in Murkowski's face] Say “what” again. Say “what” again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherf**ker! Say “what” one more goddamn time!
Murkowski: He-he’s white.
Palin: Go on!
Murkowski: He doesn’t like to shave.
Palin: Does he look like a b***h?
Murkowski: What?!
Palin: [shoots Murkowski in the shoulder, Murkowski screams] Does he look … like … a b***h?!
Murkowski: [in pain] No-o!
Palin: Then why’d you try to f**k him like a b***h, Murkowski?
Murkowski: [faintly] I didn’t!
Palin: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Murkowski! You tried to f**k him. But Joe Miller don’t like to be f**ked by anybody except Mrs. Miller. You read the Bible, Murkowski?
Murkowski: [gasping for breath] Yes.
Palin: Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized, sort’a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Cuda [pulls out her gun and aims it at Murkowski] when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”
[Murkowski shrieks in horror as Palin and Allen West shoot her repeatedly]
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Well, that was quite something.
joe_doufu on September 18, 2010 at 12:09 AM
Eh, could have used a link.
cthulhu on September 18, 2010 at 12:15 AM
MadCon, as awesome as this is, it is truly, deeply in the wrong place.
I wonder if it will disappear by morning?
Merovign on September 18, 2010 at 12:38 AM
I’d have to say that Merovign is quite correct. This is a bit of an aberration for HotAir. From the title, I was expecting more of a nose-tweak from Sarjex than a recasting of movie violence.
Besides, isn’t The Godfather a better source?
cthulhu on September 18, 2010 at 12:56 AM
Alternate title: MadisonConservative rebels against the Townhallification of Hot Air.
RachDubya on September 18, 2010 at 1:00 AM
Godfather would be a better source if this were more appropriate for HotAir. I think that the point of using this source is that it’s LESS appropriate.
i.e. You could use Godfather, but there’s be hardly any point in posting it if you did, it would just pass unnoticed.
That’s one o’ them thar paradoxes.
Merovign on September 18, 2010 at 1:12 AM
I considered that, but the best scenario I could think of was Mike’s penultimate meeting with Fredo, and it just didn’t fit.
MadisonConservative on September 18, 2010 at 1:12 AM
This was TOTALLY unnecessary.
L.N. Smithee on September 18, 2010 at 1:24 AM
Awesome bravo madison bravo.
bessex on September 18, 2010 at 1:25 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes?qt0533124
Sums up the last 15-20 years nicely.
uknowmorethanme on September 18, 2010 at 1:38 AM
I read this in disbelief that it was here, expecting some justification to appear at the end. This does not need to be here. It insults the HA readers, it insults conservatives, it insults defenders of the second admendment, and most of all it is highly insulting of Palin. Its a sick dialog born in a sick mind and it needs to go before more are tricked into reading it.
Franklyn on September 18, 2010 at 3:37 AM
Lighten up, Francis. No one forced you to read it.
This kind of wussy, huts-my-feelings, offends-my-sensibilities attitude has become far, far to prevalent at HA and why HA is mocked relentlessly at the HQ.
Blarg the Destroyer on September 18, 2010 at 4:38 AM
Good Lord.
What kind of tripe is this?
MadCon, you may expect to be asked pointedly about this post in the next Palin post where you pull your “what? I like Palin…” act.
Let’s just say this is… Not helpful.
To her, HotAir, or yourself.
IMHO.
cs89 on September 18, 2010 at 9:13 AM
o_O
But tell us how you really feel, MadCon.
Sarah’s rant at the end was awesome. I congratulate you, sir! (‘-’ )
KinleyArdal on September 18, 2010 at 10:43 AM
My GOD! Did Michelle sell everything but the Humor?
People b*tching about this?
Well I guess I might try “the blaze” at least Glen still gets “Satire”
catman on September 18, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Blarg the Destroyer on September 18, 2010 at 4:38 AM
Unwimd your panties twirp. It’s how I see and call it. Looking at your name, this kind of trash obviously sends a tingle up your leg.
Franklyn on September 18, 2010 at 11:24 AM
It appears, MadCon, that not everyone is familiar with that particular movie. Maybe you have to be in a specific age group to get it. But I get it, and it still isn’t funny to me.
Maybe something from the Princess Bride or from Star Wars would have been better received?
joe_doufu on September 18, 2010 at 11:43 AM
I loved it and quoted the bible verse out loud for my family to hear. Lighten up, people!
thebrokenrattle on September 18, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Sheer bad taste, this post!
SilentWatcher on September 18, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Best. Movie. Scene. Ever.
Funny rendition. I could see you laughing all the way through.
Bee on September 18, 2010 at 12:59 PM
Much as I like MadCon’s posts (and love movie/politics mashups FTM), this went a bit over the line. At least you gave us a content warning, which I appreciate. Still very disrespectful of Palin IMO tho.
inviolet on September 18, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Inconceivable!
Fallon on September 18, 2010 at 3:22 PM
Murkowski as Vizzini? Now that would be funny!
inviolet on September 18, 2010 at 4:31 PM
poor and over the top use of what should be just a metaphor (the pulp fiction reference). When you insert real life characters into the play acting, it becomes so much political “pornography”. This should be removed from hotair. I denounce this. btw, what the heck is madisonconservative doing in the greenroom? Can anyone write for the greenroom now?
long_cat on September 18, 2010 at 4:51 PM
I’m surprised to see no trackbacks from left-wing sites yet. Must be because it’s Saturday. Boy, MadCon, everybody’s a critic, huh?
J.E. Dyer on September 18, 2010 at 4:55 PM
This your first visit to the green room?
MadisonConservative on September 18, 2010 at 5:27 PM
over the top and not a useful fantasy
Willie on September 18, 2010 at 6:10 PM
We have all warned the hot new conservative primary winners to stick to the subject of ecnomic values and to stay away from inflamatory issues to keep the libs back on their heels. This article has the ability to show how we are as bad as the wingnuts over at Kos, Huffpus, Politico and TDB. Where is the value. Send it to News Busters or FireAndreamitchel. Those are funny sites.
inspectorudy on September 18, 2010 at 6:34 PM
I guess you could say I’m not your biggest fan. Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm regarding SP, but this type of post is just what the left is looking for. They’re trying to portray us as over the top violent kooks, and I sincerely believe this type of stuff doesn’t help our cause. You have the right to speak your mind and I have the right to criticize. ’nuff said I guess.
long_cat on September 18, 2010 at 6:35 PM
Next: When Harry met Sarah!
darwin on September 18, 2010 at 6:51 PM
I liked it. But I’m a big movie fan so it was more fun than offensive to see Sarah and Merk in those roles.
The Godfather II scene version:
Murkowski: I’m Alaska’s Senator, Sarah, and I was stepped over!
Palin: That’s the way the voters wanted it.
Murkowski: It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want that seat!
Palin: Wanna go fishing?
DrAllecon on September 18, 2010 at 7:20 PM
Do you know what they call a Big Mac in France?
A Royale with Cheese. That’s right. Royale with Cheese.
Hahaha, MadCon, I think the Spider done went and caught a fly.
Brian1972 on September 18, 2010 at 8:38 PM
I’m not clutching my pearls in horror and sending my husband running for the smelling salts, but I do think long_cat has a point here. AP and Ed were very clear in their “no discussion of violence, whether fantasy or prediction” rule, and this does seem to fly in the face of that.
Like I said, I don’t care– it DID have a content warning– but if a commenter made this sort of reference to killing off RINOs then they’d probably be looking at a ban.
RachDubya on September 18, 2010 at 9:49 PM
Lord. Lighten up, Francis.
KSgop on September 18, 2010 at 9:58 PM
I find your response to it insulting.
ButterflyDragon on September 19, 2010 at 3:08 AM
Obvious satire. Nevertheless, faux concern posts from lefties decrying “extremist right wing violence!!1!” will begin in 3 … 2 … 1 …
OhioCoastie on September 19, 2010 at 7:23 AM
Jeez. Calm down. Everyone knows where this comes from. By the way, one of the best movies of all time.
Get your underwear out of that knot. It looks uncomfortable.
xax on September 19, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Did not like,very uncomfortable read. Is there a point? Was not even funny. Sorry If I missed the point.
IowaWoman on September 19, 2010 at 6:11 PM
Wait, you were the one crying about this being inappropriate and somehow I have my panties in a bunch?
On my world, the retards get lime jello, what do they get on yours?
Blarg the Destroyer on September 19, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Huh? What was the point of this? Not all are home runs.
duggersd on September 19, 2010 at 10:38 PM
We already knew that MC was emotionally unbalanced. This confirms it. Pathetic.
azkenreid on September 20, 2010 at 11:30 PM