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The Shortest Column Ever on Wall Street Regulation

posted at 8:05 pm on April 16, 2010 by

I believe in regulation of the banking industry. If you screw up, we don’t bail you out. Then you go bankrupt. Next, smaller more efficient entities suck up the customers who still need your services. Congratulations… you’ve been regulated.

There, ladies and gentlemen, is the shortest piece of legislation ever seen in Congress. Now who can we get to introduce and vote for it?

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Well, I believe in somewhat more regulation… customers have the right to know what you’re doing with our money.

Otherwise as above.

malclave on April 16, 2010 at 8:19 PM

Where do I sign the petition?

irishspy on April 16, 2010 at 8:19 PM

Can you somehow pump that up with 2699 pages of pork, so we can possibly get Congress interested in it?

cthulhu on April 16, 2010 at 9:19 PM

Let me guess, Jazz. You’re not expecting a Christmas card from Soros this year.

Connie on April 16, 2010 at 11:23 PM

And the Americans who suffer with the failure, that is part of the control mechanism too, right?
That is the way I want the medical industry to be regulated, wives and children start dieing, men take their business elsewhere.

Observation on April 17, 2010 at 3:40 PM

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