The Day Al Gore Stood Still (The Official Movie Trailer)
posted at 8:33 pm on November 27, 2009 by directorblue
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Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…
***wheeeeeeeeeeee-ohhh-wheeeeeeeeeeee-ohhh…***
All science personnel, please report to the CRU…
Finally, this will be my vindication day… irrefutable proof of global warming, once and for all, crushing the deniers…
Oww! My neck fat got caught in the zipper!! S**t!
Hey Al! Don’t be afraid!!
Wha–? Afraid of what?
Didn’t they tell you? They caught the climate research scientists fudging the data! There’s no global warming!!
…I’m going to ask you a series of questions…
Go ahead, I have nothing to hide.
…Is your name really Dr. Phil Jones?
Yes. Yes I am.
…Did you ever fudge climate data to show that the Earth is warming?
Son-of-a-…. I want my lawyer!!
…Did you ever attempt to erase emails, documents or data related to a ‘Freedom-of-Information-Act’ request?
Would you believe… we lost ‘em?
Are you aware of an impending climate catastrophe?
No. But we estimate that there are perhaps 20,000 prehistoric humans frozen inside glaciers. Now, if they happen to thaw randomly, there’s no problem. But if a leader emerges — a caveman lawyer, perhaps — we’ll be facing a s***storm of pissed-off Neanderthals. With advanced technology. And no tort reform.
Do you feel what I’m feeling?
Yeah… it’s gettin’ colder, not warmer! I’m sick of this CRU “research” crap!! Gonna move to Jamaica, somewhere warm…
Mr. Mann, could you please tell us how we’re supposed to say it’s warming when icebergs are now forming in the Gulf of Mexico?
Don’t worry… Al Gore will come up with an explanation. He’s a Nobel-frickin’-Prize winner, dammit!
Cooling? Cooling?? I want a recount!!
Okay, okay! I admit I fudged the climate data! But Gore’s gone nuts!! Look, he’s setting fire to every damn forest in North America! He’s going to make sure the Earth is warming, even if it means mass arson! He’s got billions at stake!!
Opening in theaters November 28th. Showing in Canada as The Laughingstock.
Cross-posted at: Doug Ross @ Journal.
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Whatever those wires are connected to Keanu, they should be attached to Mr. Gore instead — I’m thinking a 240V, 60 amp service should do. This would be a good way to expand the movie’s appeal beyond the standard audience.
Buns on seats, love.
GnuBreed on November 27, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Does this mean we can pick up some newly cheap carbon credits at the drugstore now? I hear they’re really good as a frostbite treatment.
Robert17 on November 28, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Fortunately, Fox also has the syndication rights to South Park, so they can run ManBearPig along with this trailer…
jon1979 on November 28, 2009 at 9:36 AM