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Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, No Breast Exams for Mama

posted at 3:36 pm on November 21, 2009 by

(Sung to the tune of everybody’s favorite song of 2009)


Mmm, mmm, mmm, no breast exams for mama
You’ll wait till 50 years of age
Assuming you’ve not left the stage

Mmm, mmm, mmm, no breast exams for mama
You voted for him? That’s divine
You still don’t get to cut in line

Mmm, mmm, mmm, no breast exams for mama
You only get your tiny portion
Unless you want a quick abortion

Mmm, mmm, mmm, no breast exams for mama
The tumor’s growin’ like your dread?
No need for cuttin’; pills instead

Mmm, mmm, mmm, no breast exams for mama
You might die younger than you ought
At least this $#!+ will cost a lot

Mmm, mmm, mmm…

Any senator who votes yea tonight is voting yea for the bill. Let ’em know that you know.

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You’re a national treasure, Jim.

Hawkins1701 on November 21, 2009 at 3:45 PM

Jim, your poem at least scans metrically.

Howard Portnoy on November 21, 2009 at 4:04 PM

So, one of each.

Jim Treacher on November 21, 2009 at 4:27 PM

I liked it Jim

docjohn52 on November 21, 2009 at 6:33 PM

I liked it, too, Jim. Don’t get me wrong. I was simply observing that your “Mmm, mmm, mmm” poem scanned. The other bit of doggerel that made the news didn’t.

Howard Portnoy on November 21, 2009 at 6:36 PM

Treacher continues to slaughter the leftist hoards. So much carnage by one guy.

Geochelone on November 24, 2009 at 3:52 PM

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