A Day in the Life of Michelle Obama
posted at 8:55 am on November 20, 2009 by Track-A-'Crat
Time to wake up, put on my $500+
and go for a
Once that’s done comes a quick change from Shorts Outfit #1 (dog-walking gear) to Shorts Outfit #2 (tourist gear)
Fun’s over: now for the serious stuff.
So, armed with a $900 (or was it $6,000?) handbag
I’m now ready to face world leaders
and their better-halves
Though sparse, I spend what little free time I have after making sacrifices for everyone else tending to my lead-ridden veggie patch
Great day so far! I feel
Being FLOTUS, I can call on some help in preparing dinner
before putting on my glad-rags
and hitting the town.
Some haters criticized my choice of clothing, given what was scheduled for before cocktails – it’s enough to make me
Just time for a quick prayer
before catching some zzz’s (6:17 – 6:37)
and dreaming of Utopia.
PS: The clip above is un-embeddable, but it’s still up at YouTube and is well worth watching Michelle surrender to the Sandman during the funeral proceedings…