Race and Racism: My Definitive Statement
posted at 6:36 pm on November 16, 2009 by The Other McCain
Thanks to Ben Smith of the Politico and other miraculous interventions (cough, cough), I have been inspired to explain everything in a single paragraph:
I believe that liberals are wrong about black people. Liberals are also wrong about white people, brown people, yellow people and red people. If NASA announced tomorrow that it had discovered a distant planet inhabited by purple people, anything that liberals believed about purple people would be wrong, too. Liberals are not only wrong about race, but they are also wrong about economics, crime, poverty, religion, science, war, marriage and foreign policy. In fact, as evidenced by their global-warming hysteria, liberals are wrong about the weather. Insofar as there is a “liberal consensus” on any particular subject — including movies and sports — then the truth is likely to be the exact opposite of whatever liberals say.
“Liberal” is a synonym for “wrong.” Remember this, kids. It will be on the final exam.
See also, “How to Think About Liberalism, If You Must.”
UPDATE: This has also reminded me of a contest I inaugurated in March: “Describe the Democratic Party in 20 Words or Less.”