THE “NASA STAGING BIG CRASH ON MOON” THREAD: UPDATE–MOON-BOMBING ALERT: IMPACT SUCCESSFUL—WHITE FLAG SPOTTED WAVING OVER LOCATION—MOON SUES FOR PEACE
posted at 7:02 am on October 9, 2009 by Rovin
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With the news that NASA is planning to crash its Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite into the moons surface, let’s all write a headline for the effort or results. Here’s a few samples:
MOON CRASH—MOONBATS PROTEST NASA’S ATTEMPT TO FIND HIDDEN WATER–PROTESTERS MAKE CLAIM THAT THE MOON NEVER ATTACKED US.
NASA’S BIG CRASH ON MOON DISCOVERS TRACES OF WISCONSIN CHEDDAR CHEESE
NASA CRASHING VEHICLE INTO MOON—-CBO SAYS IT’S DEFICIT NEUTRAL
I’m certain some of you can come up with more “creative” one-liners or “crash-landing” comments. Winning entries will receive an official “Mooncrash” badge of honor.
UPDATE: MOON-BOMBING ALERT: IMPACT SUCCESSFUL—WHITE FLAG SPOTTED WAVING OVER LOCATION—MOON SUES FOR PEACE
The only moisture measured by NASA was that of tears flowing from little green women and children who have lost their “man on the moon”. President Obama recalls thousands of troops scheduled to depart in 2018 to support the conquest. Nobel committee sees “withdrawal” worthy of peace prize.
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Stop NASA bombing the Moon!
Surreal Green werewolves launch anti-LCROSS petition
The organisers of the petition claim that the space agency is turning unspoiled lunar wilderness into a “firing range” for space weapons, and that US “imperialists” intend to colonise the moon “without regard for ecosystems or indigenous peoples”.
Except I didn’t make it up. Here’s the article:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/07/stop_nasa_bombing_the_moon/
Daggett on October 8, 2009 at 8:18 AM
NASA CRASHES VEHICLE ON THE MOON – AMAZON WOMEN HARDEST HIT
WWS on October 8, 2009 at 8:19 AM
NASA CRASHES VEHICLE ON MOON–Gore Fearful Lunar Climate Changed Inevitable.
ParisParamus on October 8, 2009 at 8:20 AM
WE NUKED THE MOON.
TheQuestion on October 8, 2009 at 8:24 AM
Racist moon is too white – retaliatory nuking to solve problem.
Track-A-'Crat on October 8, 2009 at 8:51 AM
Chicago authorities blame eight years of Bush for devastating lunar crash.
Doctor Zero on October 8, 2009 at 8:58 AM
Found: Hitler’s Moon Base
(One of the slightly less sane conspiracy theories concerning the fate of the Fuhrer…)
Track-A-'Crat on October 8, 2009 at 9:04 AM
‘EPA mandates HazMat team to be sent to Moon to clean up debris from Moon Crash.’
michaelo on October 8, 2009 at 10:41 AM
NASA destroys Clunker spacecraft in order to get CASH for Shuttle replacemnet.
percysunshine on October 8, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Shuttle pilots talking on cell phone while deploying satellite cause tragic mishap.
percysunshine on October 8, 2009 at 10:51 AM
I forsee a series of interesting headlines to play out over the next week.
NASA ATTACKS THE MOON: Poor and Homeless To Be Disprportionately Impacted.
ACORN Calls Earth First Movement Racist: For Failing To Protest NASA Moon Attack
NO WMDs FOUND ON MOON!
Obama Gives Speech Apologizing To The Moon: “It Was A Unilaterialist Policy Established By The Previous Administration”
AG Holder Announces Investigation of NASA Scientists Involved in Moon Attack: “In an unbiased and objective manner we will identify and imprison the lawbreaking scientists who approved this unjustified war against the moon” said AG Holder.
alesian_siege on October 8, 2009 at 11:01 AM
MSNBC (8:00am – Friday Morning): In typical fashion – Bush Administration approved space mission crashes into Moon.
KSgop on October 8, 2009 at 9:02 PM
NASA lied aliens died.
Red Creek on October 9, 2009 at 12:09 AM
NASA BLASTS CRATER IN MOON. SEEKS STIMULUS FUNDS FOR LUNAR MISSION TO FILL IN HOLE. “We are shovel ready”, claims Director.
percysunshine on October 9, 2009 at 5:12 AM
Lunar Space Craft Crash: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit.
di butler on October 9, 2009 at 7:26 AM
“We just used the same feet to centimeters equation that worked so well on previous Mars missions.” One unnamed NASA scientist was quoted as saying. “Plus, the target was a LOT closer!”
Roy Rogers on October 9, 2009 at 4:23 PM
FRANCE SURRENDERS!
VPJ on October 9, 2009 at 5:37 PM
VPJ:
LOL!!!!
BD57 on October 9, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Obama Announces “Crash for Craters” Stimulus.
PatMac on October 9, 2009 at 8:03 PM