“Jeff: A Fable” or “Part 05″

posted at 3:14 pm on October 9, 2009 by

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If this is a “conservative fable”, then Jeff isn’t stealing that grain/birdseed/slop is he? Hmmmm…?

;-)

Abby Adams on October 9, 2009 at 3:25 PM

I know, I know…it’s not a perfect allegory, but then nothing is.

Sarjex on October 9, 2009 at 3:41 PM

Keep in mind this entire thing was done in 24 hours. The bucket with the grain worked as a quick visual for food, but yes, you’re right it is implying that Jeff is stealing. Keep reading though. :)

I assume you’re enjoying it since you’re invested enough to comment on some of the flaws in the narrative.

Sarjex on October 9, 2009 at 3:48 PM

Flaws in the narrative? Never!!

Certainly the bucket is stolen, otherwise Jeff could have spent the money on Chicken-Seed carry-out. Unless it’s a bucket that was purchased on bid by the US Gov’t meaning that it cost X10, so Jeff could have taken them all to the buffet.

Robert17 on October 9, 2009 at 4:00 PM

I’m sure he built that bucket, being such a talented bird.

Free Constitution on October 9, 2009 at 7:19 PM

Sarjex on October 9, 2009 at 3:48 PM

Haha. Yeah. I was just pulling your chain.

Abby Adams on October 10, 2009 at 10:24 AM