Attack of the Cute Communists
posted at 8:54 am on October 2, 2009 by Track-A-'Crat
Ahhh!
Ain’t that just the sweetest thing?
Lots of cutey-pituty ChiComs all dressed up in pink, marching around in white leather go-go boots!
What happened here? The politburo members must have had competing, and quite confusing, thoughts of Barbie dolls, strippers and weapons all jumbled together, leading – taa daa! – to what we see above.
Not that we should underestimate what these killer-chicks (known as the “iron roses” – awesome! It’s just like a comic book! Can I be Super Dragon Communist Destroyer of the West?) are capable of, however. Any country that still venerates history’s number one, all-time mass murderer has some deep issues.
But such propaganda is the life-blood of dictatorial regimes and the CCP is second to none at its practice.
After the Olympics and the iron roses, what next?
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I’d take any one of them.
Daggett on October 2, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Reminds me of our high school drill team…only our uniforms were a snazzy royal blue and we wore pumps (shows even more leg). It’s what you call cheerleaders for the military!
texabama on October 2, 2009 at 9:56 AM
An hour later you’ll want another.
DamnCat on October 2, 2009 at 9:58 AM
texabama – pictures please
DamnCat on October 2, 2009 at 9:59 AM
texabama – from your previous comments, I kinda.. sorta.. thought that you were (probably) a guy. Awesome that you’re not! Must be all that rage, as with us all, it makes deciphering genders from anonymous online comments very troublesome…
DamnCat – naughty, naughty. But, yes, agreed.
Track-A-'Crat on October 2, 2009 at 10:07 AM
That IS a bizarre combination of messages and I really don’t know what the CCP is trying to get across with that.
I wonder how Obama will contribute to their wonderful 60th anniversary. I’m pretty sure how Reagan would have observed the occasion.
jwolf on October 2, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Track, they’re Communettes.
Howard Portnoy on October 2, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Cat & Crat (somehow goes together): Don’t have pictures of that. I was going through that very self-conscious teenager phase where I didn’t realize how cute I really was. I keep trying to tell young people (especially girls) that they really should appreciate themselves. Youth is something very precious.
texabama on October 2, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Imagine for a second if today’s US military pooled their females together in outfits similar to this and marched them around.
wescam on October 2, 2009 at 12:09 PM
No problem, looks like there are plenty.
Daggett on October 2, 2009 at 12:10 PM
That would be unspeakably racist, wescam (but made me chuckle).
I’ve only just noticed that they’re all an identical height. Look at them!
Track-A-'Crat on October 2, 2009 at 12:13 PM
i LOVE chinese girls! and by that i mean ethnically chinese, not necessarily from the PRC.
taiwan – and, to a somewhat lesser extent, singapore – are both full of lovely chinese ladies.
homesickamerican on October 2, 2009 at 1:11 PM
Looks the the scientific staff at my company.
And it’s in California, not China.
Pervygrin on October 2, 2009 at 2:47 PM
All Asian women, but especially Chinese women, are the most gorgeous on the planet.
Daggett on October 2, 2009 at 2:49 PM
They must really have searched hard to find them all, because they’re all the same height.
Steven Den Beste on October 2, 2009 at 3:13 PM
This is my rifle!This is my gun!This one’s for fightin’!This one’s for fun!
McBride on October 2, 2009 at 6:39 PM