The Final ACORN Sting

posted at 7:50 am on September 17, 2009 by directorblue
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Hidden camera ACORN sting operation, segment #408.

We wanna set up a business and can’t get a loan through any banks…

How come? What kinda business is this?

We’re gonna ship up a “Tijuana Donkey Show” and need a place with a garage.

Oh yeah, no problem. We could get you a place with a two-car garage for the donkey.

Cool. Plus, we’re going to need to store some guns. About a hundred full-auto AK-47s. What do you recommend?

Happened last week with some Colombians. Easy. We rent you some storage facilities with taxpayer money… totally free to you!

Wow, excellent! One last request. It’s kinda… errr, sensitive.

No problem… we’re here to help…

Well, we need a place with a really big kitchen. We’ve got some foreign clientele who like to eat baby transsexual seals. After having, eh, relations with the seals…

Oh, this is crazy… what a coincidence!! We set someone else up last month with a similar operation… an exotic panda restaurateur specializing in high-end, necrophiliac clientele. Very successful operation. Very lucrative.

Oh, I’m so relieved. I was worried that was… too… out there, you know?

I understand. We get these… special requests all the time.

Now — is it okay that we’re Republicans?

What the — ? Get the hell out of here! Get out of here now, before I call the cops!! What kind of operation do you think we’re running here?

This is ACORN! We’ve got standards around here! Now, get the hell out of here!

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haha That’s funny!

becki51758 on September 17, 2009 at 8:09 AM

I know you are trying to be as outrageous as possible but really how do you beat Teenaged Latina sex slaves?

petunia on September 17, 2009 at 10:09 AM

One thing I’m curious about…who tipped Hannah and James off to this. How did they know that posing as a prostitute and her pimp interested in bringing in underage illegals would work as opposed to posing as drug dealers or fences in stolen goods? Or what about some kind of illegal gambling venture…why prostitution? I think there’s a very interesting story here irrespective of the videos.

texabama on September 17, 2009 at 11:16 AM