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Eric Holder’s Spicy Tuna Roll

posted at 5:32 pm on August 30, 2009 by

What do we got, today, George?

Uhm, first file: those terrorists from Los Macheteros who petitioned for release?

Refresh my memory. What’d they do?

You know, the ones who bombed 130 different locations, robbed a couple of banks, killed six people and injured a couple of hundred others.

Oh, that’s right. Stamp that one: PARDON.

Okey doke. Next file: that financier friend of the big-wigs… he’s a fugitive living in Switzerland who committed tax evasion, racketeering and trading with the enemy. But his wife looks like she’ll pony up a million for various “good causes”.

Okay, that’s a PARDON.

#3: those Black Panthers who stood at a polling place, dressed in paramilitary garb, swinging billy clubs and screaming racial threats?

Mmmm, that’s a tough one. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he… just kidding: PARDON.

Finally, we’ve got the CIA agents who were interrogating the USS Cole and 9/11 terrorists.

What’d they do, again?

Brace yourself, this is some shocking stuff. First, they blew cigar smoke in the USS Cole bomber’s face

Cigar smoke? What the…?

It gets worse. They revved up a power drill to scare the guy. They made lots of scary noises like that.

I’ve heard enough! Those sons of b***hes! That is just un-f***ing-acceptable! Throw the book at ’em, Georgie! Throw the book at ’em. Let ’em know: We. Mean. Business.

Oh, and George, could you call up my personal physician at Bethesda and book an appointment for me this afternoon? Those spicy tuna rolls gave me a real tummy ache.

Sure thing, boss. Whoa! Criminey… …uhm, before I take these files over to Barry, I’ll have Anne Marie get you some Gas-X.
Cross-posted at: Doug Ross @ Journal.

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The format of this entry and others this person has posted look very much like “Wuzza Dem”(Google it). I am wondering if this is the same guy. He stopped blogging about a year ago…

Opposite Day on August 30, 2009 at 7:56 PM

Though it’s all true, those pictures are of different moments in time. When you look at the Steph picture, the lights above the floral painting in the background are red on the right and white on the left – just the opposite for Holders’s pic. There’s more; the painting itself, the bookcases – well – they seem opposite as well – like mirror images – but the deekheads are swapped out – or are they mirror images too… It’s now all an illusion. Everything said too – an illusion.

ericdijon on August 30, 2009 at 7:58 PM

Opposite Day: no, but my use of this format was very much inspired by WuzzaDem starting in the 2006 timeframe.

directorblue on August 30, 2009 at 8:26 PM

All well and good, but he’s probably there until we get rid of Barry and company. The 2010 elections could make a difference though. We’ve got to start putting our energies there.

jeanie on August 31, 2009 at 7:34 AM

The background is the same for each picture. It’s just mirrored using some software. Look at them, all the details are identical, just mirrored.

uknowmorethanme on August 31, 2009 at 2:23 PM

@uknowmorethanme – well done, young skywalker.

directorblue on August 31, 2009 at 6:58 PM

The truth hurts.

GW_SS-Delta on September 4, 2009 at 2:44 PM