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posted at 8:56 pm on August 25, 2009 by

ABC News reports: Obama White House v. CIA; Panetta Threatened to Quit… Tensions Lead to CIA Director’s “Screaming Match”…

Several weeks ago, in a secret bunker at SEIU headquarters near K Street:

I understand you’re upset, Leon. Rest assured, this investigation is in the best interest of the country.

What the hell are you talking about? Starting investigations of the CIA officers who kept this country safe after 9/11? What are you thinking??

Leon, how do you expect us to regain credibility with the Arab Street until we adhere to the lawful principles of prisoner detention?

Frankly, Eric, I don’t give a damn! Now that I’ve been in this job a while and seen the results of waterboarding, it’s crystal clear we saved scores of innocent American lives. Civilians, dammit, civilians!

I guess we’ll just have to agree t–

Dammit, Eric, this is no game! You’re a real piece of work, you know that? Freeing the FALN terrorists, freeing Marc Rich, and even defending the Gitmo terrorists —

Hey! That wasn’t me, that was my law firm!

No matter, I’m lodging a complaint with the President. You’re undermining my authority!

CUT!!

Beautiful, guys, beautiful performance.

Axe is going to leak this tape to the useful idiots at ABC and *voila* … the health care debate is out of the news and Bush is back!

Mr. President, if you don’t mind me asking, how much do you pay Axelrod to come up with this stuff?

Ha! That, my friend, really is classified information!

Cross-posted at: Doug Ross @ Journal.

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Absolutely brilliant!

Cinday Blackburn on August 26, 2009 at 5:12 AM


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