We need someone who can win the approval of the same media that worships me, then go on to run a principled, respectable campaign to lose gracefully to President Obama in 2012.

This mentality does not belong in the GOP or Libertarian Parties. Someone kill me now if this is the voice of the future.

This definitely needs to promote to the main page. Whose rear needs to be kissed to move this up?

So, yeah. Wont be reading her book.

You know, my major beef with Meghan Mc is personal. When I was in highschool, I remember the social climbing days. I stopped being who I was to fit into the crowd I thought was more liked. I think we all do that sometimes. College was easier, but, it wasn’t without a price. I remember thinking (I guess when I was her age) that it was sort of lame to just follow, or get a keg and invite people, or get some new clothes or get a tattoo because ANYONE CAN DO THESE THINGS (not that these things are wrong, just, anyone can do this for a price.) So, bottom line, she is right in the thick of it. She wants to be a star (i.e. the cool kid) and she is dragging us along with her in this embarrassingly public pursuit. I actually just wish I could pull her (and her dad, for that matter) and just say, “It’s not worth it and you are trying too, too hard. It’s so going to backfire on you.” But, maybe it wont. Money sometimes protects people from such things. She might have just enough people around her interested in her social status that she never knows.

For the record, I followed her on Twitter because of her trainwreckishness.

We need healthcare so we can stop dying and stuff. Yeah, and like, um, yeah, and pink bubble gum…oh no, that was my brain, for sure, mmm yeah, k? Ppl really need to worship me because I’m all like, um, cool and stuff cuz I gots me dem twit followers and stuff and that’s like cool and stuff, k?

Someone dispatch this idiot.

(memo to self – got to keep more paper towels next to keyboard)

You should get paid for satire this sharp.

The swordsmiths in Japan are green with envy over this.

You all do realize, don’t you that Meghan’s Book will outsell MM’s book. Just as soon as her rich mom buys 1,000,000 copies.

Luka on August 12, 2009 at 10:01 PM

Man, that’s a whole lotta beer.

Funny Funny Funny

The thing about MegsMac is, she makes some really valid points…but they’re always mixed up with some really idiotic ones.

JetBoy on August 12, 2009 at 7:31 PM

The only valid points associated with Megs is the two (2) sagging fatty tissue ones in front.

(forgive me, I’m trying to upstage csdeven)

I think everyone on Hot Air needs to start following Michelle on Twitter so we can let Meghan know that she’s like, totally, not that cool…

clayranck on August 12, 2009 at 7:16 PM

Chubs blocks haters aka, those who disagree with her. There’s a guy she is always accusing him of falsely impersonating her. She doesn’t quite understand the concept of parody.

Hello, Michelle? This President is a giant walking through history, and you’re like a little blob of pink bubble gum on the pavement, and I would totally be honored to be the curb he uses to scrape you off his shoe after he steps on you.

What a hoot. The whole piece was a satiric treat. One thing about Meghan, her keyboard is telepathic… the more she writes, the more men under 30 just know she’s an easy score.

But if we’re going to have a Gladiator match I’m going with Malkin all the way. The Boss would cut that skinny-legged punk in half just above the Mom Jeans spandex.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You’ve always been so rich that tout le monde assures you that having blond hair and a pretty face makes the midnight refrigerator raids meaningless, and that being a faghag is rilly hot. And this little Asian person or whatever with two kids for God’s sake is getting all this attention.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You were supposed to be the altogether It Girl, and now this snippy little brown chick with the big brain and cute figure thinks that just because she’s gorgeous and can write like a bitch she’s more important than you are.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous.

With apologies to Stuart Schwartz

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You’ve always been so rich that tout le monde assures you that having blond hair and a pretty face makes the midnight refrigerator raids meaningless, and that being a fag hag is rilly hot. And this little Asian person or whatever with two kids for God’s sake is getting all this attention.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You were supposed to be the altogether It Girl, and now this snippy little brown chick with the big brain and cute figure thinks that just because she’s gorgeous and can write like a bitch she’s more important than you are.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous.

With apologies to Stuart Schwartz

When all you see is Meggie Mac’s stupid side, well I guess you’ve seen all of her.