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Unnatural Positions

posted at 8:15 pm on July 28, 2009 by

I found this juxtaposition fascinating — in a horrifying sort of way. First, we certainly can’t talk to those scheming Honduran diplomats… they represent the coup leaders:

The U.S. government said Tuesday it has revoked the diplomatic visas of four Honduran officials, stepping up pressure on coup-installed leaders who insist they can resist international demands to restore the ousted president.

The U.S. State Department did not name the four, but a Honduran official said they included the Supreme Court magistrate who ordered the arrest of ousted President Manuel Zelda and the president of Honduras’ Congress.

The State Department is also reviewing the visas of all officials serving under interim President Roberto Micheletti, department spokesman Ian Kelly said.

(How dare the Honduran Supreme Court rule according to the Honduran constitution, rather than sit quietly and wait for instructions from the One They Have Been Waiting For!)

But of course, we can’t simply refuse to talk to people; that would be puerile and unproductive:

A concerted effort to start unprecedented talks between Taliban and British and American envoys was outlined yesterday in a significant change in tactics designed to bring about a breakthrough in the attritional, eight-year conflict in Afghanistan.

Senior ministers and commanders on the ground believe they have created the right conditions to open up a dialogue with “second-tier” local leaders now the Taliban have been forced back in a swath of Helmand province.

Oh, I know, I know; it seems just a tad inconsistent:

  • Refusing even to allow into the United States diplomats and officials from one of the most pro-American countries in Central America, because they refused to sit idly while a Cuba- and Venezuela-backed wannabe dictator unilaterally and illegally changed the constitution to allow him to become President for Life;
  • And then turning around and opening a diplomatic initiative with the terrorist group that (a) was fully complicit in the September 11th attacks, and that (b) we ousted in a — well, not exactly a coup; in our case, we used a full military invasion to institute regime change. (See? Totally different.)

It may seem inconsistent, hypocritical, hysterical, adolescent, cement-headed, awkward, slovenly, ad-hominem, and amateurish… but appearances can be deceiving: Perhaps President Barack H. Obama is just living by the motto that defines his life: Keep your enemies close, and your mortal enemies actually in bed with you.

But then again, maybe the president is signalling that he now has second thoughts about the war of Christianist aggression in Afghanistan, started by a previous administration. Maybe this is the first step towards demanding that the current illegal “government” of that country disband, fly to the Hague, and surrender themselves… so that the legitimate government of 2001 and prior can retake its rightful place in Kabul.

I understand that later this year, the president plans to send Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Special-Olympics Spokesman Joe “Litella” Biden to South Korea to share a beer with President Lee Myung-bak and PM Han Seung-soo — then deliver a long and serious lecture about dissolving the South Korean entity and making amends for their war of imperialist aggression against their northern brothers 59 years ago.

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More and more the big Zero’s agenda is revealed. Pandering to our enemies, hostile to our friends, that’s his style. I heard recently that he used coke when he was in Harvard. I also heard speculation that it was perhaps the reason for his somewhat incoherant, unscripted presser on obamacare surprisingly sans TOTUS. Whence he also revealed himself to be a black racist in his remarks about the Gates arrest and which may have indicated he was back on the sauce due to the pressures of the office.

I know this may be wild speculation but who knows. I think he has a rather fragile ego and I don’t think he will do well when things don’t go his way as he continues to become increasingly unpopular and his programs are stymied. Look for a hissy fit coming to a tv screen near you.

shmendrick on July 28, 2009 at 11:01 PM

Honduras should send the American ambassador packing. I read somewhere that the former first family is living in the American embassy!

erp on July 29, 2009 at 7:38 AM

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