Idea for a South Park episode!
posted at 3:07 pm on July 28, 2009 by MadisonConservative
Now, I’ve been a fan of South Park for many years. I heartily believe they’re one of the only shows on television that actually “rebels”. They challenge and satirize issues that the celebrated Daily Show just tows the line about. Is it always conservative? No, but more often than not, it leans that way. Now, usually the subject is proxied with some sort of pop reference. This one occurred to me.
The boys discover the wonder and beauty that is Buffalo Wild Wings. What truly epitomizes America more than the choice of numerous sauces to gorge yourself silly on? Other wing joints don’t even come close! As it happens, President Obama, in spirit with his well-covered burger run (this scene would also be clearly hounded by the press), he stops in at one of these fine establishments. After ordering, he’s informed that he’ll have to wait a couple of minutes for one of the sauces, as it’s run out, and they have to refill their machine. The completely unreasonable explanation enrages Obama, and he appears before Congress, demanding that this must not be something that happens to other Americans.
A thousand-page bill is assembled that gives the government one trillion dollars to buy part of BWW, fires the CEO, and forces them to produce Obama Sauce. He assures everyone that you can still pick from the other sauces. However, as a result of the massive bill run up in the process, the costs of the other sauces skyrocket. Obama Sauce, on the other hand, becomes free to all. The only provisos are that you have to wait several hours, or even days, to get your wings. When you do get them, the Sauce is subpar, with little to no flavor at all. Workers start quitting BWW, and people begin traveling to Canada for wings, paying exorbitant prices due to the Canadians being dicks.
After careful examination, it’s discovered that Obama Sauce is, in fact, water(other suggestions could be made that might be more…um…South Parkish, but I won’t mention them here).
Matt? Trey? You’re on notice. I want Cheesy Poofs if this shows up.
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