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Idea for a South Park episode!

posted at 3:07 pm on July 28, 2009 by

Now, I’ve been a fan of South Park for many years. I heartily believe they’re one of the only shows on television that actually “rebels”. They challenge and satirize issues that the celebrated Daily Show just tows the line about. Is it always conservative? No, but more often than not, it leans that way. Now, usually the subject is proxied with some sort of pop reference. This one occurred to me.

The boys discover the wonder and beauty that is Buffalo Wild Wings. What truly epitomizes America more than the choice of numerous sauces to gorge yourself silly on? Other wing joints don’t even come close! As it happens, President Obama, in spirit with his well-covered burger run (this scene would also be clearly hounded by the press), he stops in at one of these fine establishments. After ordering, he’s informed that he’ll have to wait a couple of minutes for one of the sauces, as it’s run out, and they have to refill their machine. The completely unreasonable explanation enrages Obama, and he appears before Congress, demanding that this must not be something that happens to other Americans.

A thousand-page bill is assembled that gives the government one trillion dollars to buy part of BWW, fires the CEO, and forces them to produce Obama Sauce. He assures everyone that you can still pick from the other sauces. However, as a result of the massive bill run up in the process, the costs of the other sauces skyrocket. Obama Sauce, on the other hand, becomes free to all. The only provisos are that you have to wait several hours, or even days, to get your wings. When you do get them, the Sauce is subpar, with little to no flavor at all. Workers start quitting BWW, and people begin traveling to Canada for wings, paying exorbitant prices due to the Canadians being dicks.

After careful examination, it’s discovered that Obama Sauce is, in fact, water(other suggestions could be made that might be more…um…South Parkish, but I won’t mention them here).

Matt? Trey? You’re on notice. I want Cheesy Poofs if this shows up.

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“toes the line”

-Your friendly neighborhood grammar Nazi.

Daggett on July 28, 2009 at 3:19 PM

Dammit. E and W are too close on keyboards. I want Obama to pass a bill placing them at opposite ends, at least 650 pages long.

MadisonConservative on July 28, 2009 at 3:25 PM

Daggett on July 28, 2009 at 3:19 PM

Doing the job so I won’t have to…thank you.

South Park never struck me as liberal or conservative, so much as lampooning both sides.

disa on July 28, 2009 at 5:12 PM

I could see this episode in my head while I read it. It’s that plausible.

TheUnrepentantGeek on July 28, 2009 at 5:55 PM

You can also add that — under the Obama guidelines — all the big screen TVs at Buffalo Wild Wings would be tuned to Venezuelan soccer games on Sunday afternoons during the fall, in order to promote good relations with our neighbors to the south.

Oh, and half the big screen sets are either broken, out-of-focus, or pointing their projectors at the ceiling.

jon1979 on July 28, 2009 at 6:25 PM

But … but … the only dick Canadian is Scott. Right?

Uncle Pinky on July 28, 2009 at 7:23 PM

Now’s the time to resurrect Ms. Crabtree.

Feedie on July 29, 2009 at 12:46 AM

I had a similar idea but Kenny dies waiting for medical care thanks to Obamacare. In this way the boys can say to Obama: “You’ve killed Kenny, you bastard!” they can also say goodbye to the grandpa in the wheel chair because the operation he needs isn’t available due to his age and his projected “quality of life”.

Jeff from WI on July 29, 2009 at 3:03 AM

I had a similar idea but Kenny dies waiting for medical care thanks to Obamacare. In this way the boys can say to Obama: “You’ve killed Kenny, you bastard!” they can also say goodbye to the grandpa in the wheel chair because the operation he needs isn’t available due to his age and his projected “quality of life”.

Jeff from WI on July 29, 2009 at 3:03 AM

Along with Timmy (in the wheelchair)and Jimmy ( with his crutches). And what would happen if Mr Garrison wanted to turn back into a man or the school nurse wanted to get the dead twin taken off her face and ObamaCare wouldn’t pay for it.

Bicyea on July 29, 2009 at 6:08 AM

I had a similar idea but Kenny dies waiting for medical care thanks to Obamacare. In this way the boys can say to Obama: “You’ve killed Kenny, you bastard!” they can also say goodbye to the grandpa in the wheel chair because the operation he needs isn’t available due to his age and his projected “quality of life”.

Jeff from WI on July 29, 2009 at 3:03 AM

Kenny needed a tonsillectomy but couldn’t get one.

CMonster on July 29, 2009 at 11:29 AM

Just don’t pick on Butters in this episode. That poor guy can’t take many more hits…

ladyingray on July 29, 2009 at 1:09 PM

After careful examination, it’s discovered that Obama Sauce is, in fact, water(other suggestions could be made that might be more…um…South Parkish, but I won’t mention them here).

Government purchased canned tomato sauce, from the stimulus program, imported from France, at 300% of the price you can get at your local grocery store.

wonk-a-donk on July 29, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Sounds like a winner.

Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 2:34 PM

people begin traveling to Canada for wings, paying exorbitant prices due to the Canadians being dicks.

That’s Scott.

kevinhannigan on July 29, 2009 at 11:17 PM

DOES KENNY DIE?

GW_SS-Delta on August 3, 2009 at 8:03 AM