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A wonderful gift idea…

posted at 6:21 pm on July 18, 2009 by

…when you have absolutely no intention of giving anything remotely close to the very best. Fruit baskets and flowers are for suckas!

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I call the grape drink!

ericdijon on July 18, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Oh no you di’int!!

Laura on July 18, 2009 at 7:48 PM

Sharpton is almost done with the Michael Jackson gig less getting the U.S. Postal Service issue a Michael Jackson commemorative stamp. When he is finished with that he’ll have plenty of free time for you if this “Wonderful Gift Idea” goes viral. Being a satirist these days is no longer a protected class under the umbrella of the 1st amendment regarding free speech according to the politically correct version of common nonsense. I was really surprised that there were no prepaid vouchers from the Planned Parenthood Organization in the basket. Isn’t that being proposed by the Obamacare legislative bill on the lower house of congress? Perhaps I was misinformed.

Americannodash on July 19, 2009 at 1:55 PM

I’m a Wise-assed Latino. They don’t any of this.

Kid from Brooklyn on July 19, 2009 at 7:10 PM

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