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John Edwards/Rielle Hunter Intimate Tape Transcripts

posted at 9:52 pm on July 13, 2009 by

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The National Enquirer has reported for some time now the existence of a tape featuring intimate moments between former Senator and vice presidential candidate John Edwards, and his mistress Rielle Hunter.

I managed to get my hands on two portions of the written transcript — they are shocking and graphic:

::begin transcript::

“Oh yeah baby, I like it right there.”

“You like that, eh? A little more? How about this?”

“Oh yeah… keep doing it like that… you’re the best trim I’ve ever had.”

“Want me to blow it?”

“You read my mind, baby…”

“Okay, where’s the hair dryer, John?”

::end transcript::

But then, something went wrong, and Edwards was finally caught cheating…

::begin transcript::

“Rielle, I think we should commit to something long-term…”

“You mean, permanent?”

“Mmm, hmm… unless you think it might look too curly.”

**phone rings**

“Hello? … This is Rielle, who’s this?”

“Who is it, baby?”

“It’s Pink Sapphire wondering where you are…?”

“Oh my God, hang up the phone!”

::end transcript::

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Very funny.

Blake on July 14, 2009 at 8:03 AM

Cut it out… this is getting a little hairy.

bigskinny on July 14, 2009 at 11:12 AM

Wrong, but hilarious.

cs89 on July 14, 2009 at 11:24 AM

I’m thoroughly disgusted by this thread and I wonder why there isn’t more of it.

Jeff from WI on July 15, 2009 at 12:07 PM