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Video: Nekkid Flight Attendants!

posted at 7:01 am on July 4, 2009 by

How else to get bored travelers to watch the mandatory safety video than with the promise of nudity?  2.2 million hits later (and counting), Air New Zealand shows us the way.  Click the image to watch, pervs.  You know you want to. (SFW)

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The first time I’ve ever paid attention to the flight safety instructions…

coldwarrior on July 4, 2009 at 7:22 AM

Wonder what strategy they’ll employ for the seat-back emergency cards?

ericdijon on July 4, 2009 at 11:40 AM

It was tasteful and “cheeky”. I was engaged with curiosity (except when the Steve Martin lookalike or male stewards were talking).

At least there was a bit of reward at the end to thank you for watching.

Black Adam on July 5, 2009 at 6:23 AM

Not bad, but I still prefer Deltalina.

KillerKane on July 6, 2009 at 8:09 AM

Well it beats Ryanair…”top o’ the mornin’ and thank ye fer floyin with us!”

TouchingTophet on July 6, 2009 at 1:38 PM

If one starts “Thinkin’ wit yer dipstick Jimme’!” videos like this just seem to be mocking me.


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