‘Shocking Crime Against Humanity’

posted at 11:51 am on July 1, 2009 by
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“For committing the shocking crime against humanity of running for vice president . . . Palin will never again know a moment’s peace; bottom-feeding media scumbags will forever be rummaging through her trash bins; vicious, depraved lunatics like Andrew Sullivan will continue demanding that she allow them to insert a speculum into her vagina on CNN to determine once and for all that Trig was actually fathered by a space alien, and whelped by the family dog.”

UPDATE 1:15 p.m.: Via Headlines, this important update:

“[S]he has these demons that she can’t shake . . .”

Thank you for that courageous assessment, Anonymous Campaign Official!

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Her real crimes are: Being hot; being successful; being conservative; being loved by conservatives.

Daggett on July 1, 2009 at 12:02 PM

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SARAH WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN PRETENDING TO HAVE HAD HER YOUNGEST SON TO COVER FOR HER DAUGHTER WHO SUPPOSEDLY HAD HIM? THEN WHEN HER DAUGHTER CAME UP PREGNANT THE MEDIA WAS MORE HAPPY HER YOUNG SLUT DAUGHTER WAS PREGNANT AND UNMARRIED?

THE NATIONAL MEDIA REPORTERS ARE SHAMELESS AND WILL NO DOUBT GO TO HELL, THE NEWSPAPERS ARE FAILING AND GOING BANKRUPT AND I SAY GOOD RIDDENCE.

SELLING YOUR SOUL TO BARRY OBAMA IS A TICKET TO HELL, I HOPE AMERICA CAN SURVIVE

Conservativesailor on July 1, 2009 at 12:53 PM