The Audacity of Dope: Obama’s Brother to Write Memoir

posted at 7:34 am on June 15, 2009 by
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It’s funny that I happened to write a little bit about George Obama in today’s column, and shortly after finishing that I learned about the following:

Barack Obama has a half-brother in Kenya named George, who is either a black Billy Carter, or a Kenyan Roger Clinton. George has been homeless and had brushes with the law (most recently for pot possession), but now he’s going to get a reported six-figures for a book deal with Simon & Schuster:

Little is known about George Obama. The book, tentatively titled “Homeland” and to be written with author-journalist Damien Lewis, will tell of George Obama’s fall into crime and poverty as a teenager and his eventual embrace of community organizing—a passion shared by the president—and of advocacy for the poor, an identification so strong that he chooses to live among them.

“Chooses to live among them” and a “community organizer”? This guy has a future in American politics. Let’s see how long he “chooses to live among them” after he cashes Simon & Schuster’s check. The media will stop at nothing to help protect the Obama brand (GatewayPundit has more on that here).

Quite possibly one of the most shameless moments in politics — not counting Ted Kennedy speaking out against waterboarding and naming his dog “Splash” — was when Barack Obama, shortly after the world learned of his poverty-stricken brother in Kenya, actually said “I am my brother’s keeper” in a speech. This is the same politician who wants to be your health care keeper. Feel confident?

Here’s a proposed cover design and revised title for George’s book:

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Other titles I’d suggest would be “Zig Zags From My Father” — “Brother Can You Spare Some Hope?” and “Loose Change I Can Believe In.”

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he really bothers you, doesn’t he? how about:

rush limbaugh: yes we codeine!

it’s freakin funny, huh? and it doesn’t even involve racist stereotyping.

sesquipedalian on June 15, 2009 at 9:23 AM

Doug Powers,great blog. Excellent write up in WND.

sesquipedalian on June 15, 2009 at 9:23 AM

Fail. Try using longer words/sarc.

canditaylor68 on June 15, 2009 at 10:02 AM

George isn’t getting any $ from Obama directly, apparently, but it seems the indirect approach (cashing in on Barack’s fame) will also be lucrative.

Wonder what juicy family tidbits will be in this tome?

cs89 on June 15, 2009 at 10:27 AM

“Even had George Obama not been our President’s half brother, his story is moving and inspirational,” David Rosenthal, Simon & Schuster publisher and executive vice president, said in a statement Sunday. “It is an object lesson in survival, selflessness and courage.”

They left out “but unpublishable, as no one would buy it then.”

cs89 on June 15, 2009 at 10:29 AM

Here’s hoping for a publishing contract for Auntie Zeituni.

Tres Angelas on June 15, 2009 at 11:32 AM

Resume sounds familiar. Can he read a teleprompter?

Vermont Neighbor on June 15, 2009 at 2:54 PM

So, it can be that organizing gangs in communities is a genetic thing?

ericdijon on June 15, 2009 at 7:03 PM

But, has he ever read a book? What newspapers does he read? Can he read? Can he write? Will he furnish his hut with the advance? Why are we caring about this?

Kissmygrits on June 15, 2009 at 10:04 PM