posted at 8:01 pm on May 29, 2009 by Kid from Brooklyn
This installment of stupid racial outrage, comes to us courtesy of the people that brought us such classics as the MILF sale. Witness the newest member of Spirit Airlines’ crack air fare reduction team…pounding the gavel to uphold my Constitutional right to fly from Ft. Lauderdale to LaGuardia for 8 bucks (plus, plus, plus…).
Local reaction was swift and loud, as expected. Today, we hear from the Florida Minority Community Reinvestment Coalition. Everything you’ll need to know about them can be found in that screed they fired off to Spirit Air…which they wrote in the midst of planning their hunger strike on Bank of America. Economic apartheid? In Florida? Seriously? These clowns need to drive up and down the Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando, where Latino businesses (particularly taquerias) are popping up like mushrooms after an afternoon rain. I sincerely hope that Mr. Pina et.al are directed to pound sand with grrrreat vengeance and fuuuurious annnnger.
By the way, I get some of the outrage. The dark brown skin, excessive makeup and outsized hoop earrings are clear depictors of someone whose rich life experience involved use of the D and 4 trains as her primary means of transportation. However, since Cartoon Judge is way hotter than Actual Judge…no blood, no foul.
Any actual Sotomayor outrage is best directed where it belongs…at Ricci, Didden, Doninger, and Maloney (sucks for Sotomayor that she’s going to have to make her Second Amendment stand over the Constituional right to bear…nunchaku!).
I, for one, wonder where all the Latino outrage went when Miguel Estrada was stoned at the gate. Until these La Raza clowns can justify their shameful behavior then in relation to the present, my response to their “grievances” can best be found within the last 1:30 of “Killing In The Name Of”.