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O’Reilly-ku

posted at 8:14 am on May 29, 2009 by

…in which noted bloviator bloviates without checking his own blog first.  Patterico punked him, the Cap’n blogged it, and the Kid is starting the haiku party right.  From Ed’s thread…

 

O’Reilly beclowned
Tell me how my loofah tastes
Pinhead of the day

 

Phone sex and loofahs
Who has time to moderate?
Bill’s prime time, bitchez!

 

Exit Question:  Is there an over/under for O’Reilly leaving Fox for more ”moderate” pastures? 

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Only a pinhead
Would attack HotAir comments
Without checking own.

cs89 on May 29, 2009 at 9:10 AM

O’Reilly’s nervous
Sees Glenn Beck in his mirror
Glenn gets Bill’s time slot?

common sensineer on May 29, 2009 at 10:56 AM

If you ain’t Treacher
I don’t want to read any
Of your damn fake-kus

:-)

Abby Adams on May 29, 2009 at 11:19 AM

O’Reilly will likely leave on his own terms, through retirement. I think he would rather hang himself before moving to another network.

chb03c on May 29, 2009 at 11:32 AM

Bill thinks cyberspace
Is for selling merchandise
Whoops, his fans are dicks

Jim Treacher on May 29, 2009 at 11:50 AM

Loofah Bill can’t do math
Two mods, many commenters
F**K IT – DO IT LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not enough time to
check on all of the comments?
THE F**KING THING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thirteen28 on May 29, 2009 at 12:08 PM

Abby Adams on May 29, 2009 at 11:19 AM

Heh.

Waiting for Treacher’s, sure it’ll be good.

Hey, just because I’m not Babe Ruth doesn’t prevent me from swinging a bat on the sandlot….

cs89 on May 29, 2009 at 12:13 PM

Apparently mine was moderated out of existence. Well, I put it on Twitter.

Jim Treacher on May 29, 2009 at 12:25 PM

before you attack hotair
maybe check your own comments
bold fresh piece of douche

anna on May 29, 2009 at 12:35 PM

gah! i did 7-7-5.

anna on May 29, 2009 at 12:36 PM

a loofah ad hominem against Bill OR in retaliation to disagreeing with him.

wow. thats original.
go green room.
stay classy.

Drunk Report on May 29, 2009 at 12:53 PM

Do not fisk my blog

I’m doing it for the folks

(But not Hot Air folks.)

Doctor Zero on May 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Either you’re spinning
Or I’m running in circles
We’re going nowhere.

Doctor Zero on May 29, 2009 at 1:04 PM

Drunk Report on May 29, 2009 at 12:53 PM

Bill’s assclownery
Demanded a harsh retort
Eff it, do it live!

Kid from Brooklyn on May 29, 2009 at 2:13 PM

I wish this blog would stop beating this dead horse.

Oh, and Check O’Reilly’s ratings. Stop dreaming that he’s going anywhere.

bridgetown on May 29, 2009 at 2:43 PM

O, Bloviator
Hoist on your own petard
read your blog next time

Kid from Brooklyn on May 29, 2009 at 3:00 PM

I wish this blog would stop beating this dead horse.

Oh, and Check O’Reilly’s ratings. Stop dreaming that he’s going anywhere.

bridgetown on May 29, 2009 at 2:43 PM

That’s way too many syllables. You’ll have to trim it down a little:

I wish this blog would
Stop beating this dead horse and
Check O’Reilly’s ratings

Doctor Zero on May 29, 2009 at 4:45 PM

DVR Glenn Beck
Watch it when O’Reilly’s on
Ignore that ass clown

Disturb the Universe on May 29, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Is Bill O’Reilly
looking out for the folks or
President Hussein?

Disturb the Universe on May 29, 2009 at 4:55 PM

Show us your O-face,
O’Reilly, and share Olby’s
Obamagasm

Disturb the Universe on May 29, 2009 at 5:00 PM

wow. thats original.
go green room.
stay classy.

Drunk Report on May 29, 2009 at 12:53 PM

If you can’t say it
in seventeen syllables
don’t say it at all

Disturb the Universe on May 29, 2009 at 5:08 PM

Doctor Zero on May 29, 2009 at 4:45 PM

lol, Thanks!

bridgetown on May 30, 2009 at 9:45 AM