The Uyghurs and our right to bare arms
posted at 5:58 am on May 16, 2009 by Pundette
The Uyghurs are coming! The Uyghurs are coming!
Well, maybe. It’s still up in the air. But if Rep. Frank Wolf has anything to say about it, they won’t come to Fairfax County, VA. They’re trained terrorists, but that’s okay, because they hate China more than America. And “You can’t just put them on the street,” says Dennis Blair. True enough.
Newt Gingrich writes of the rationale behind the plan to send the Uyghurs to northern Virginia:
So the Obama administration has decided to set the Uighurs loose in America. Most likely, the lucky community that will soon be hosting the Uighurs is a neighborhood near you: Fairfax Country Virginia, where there is already a sizable (non-terrorist) Uighur community.
Will the peaceable Uyghurs welcome the trained-terrorist Uyghurs with open arms?
And speaking of arms:
But the Obama administration’s plan for the Uighurs doesn’t stop there. At Guantanamo Bay, the Uighurs are known for picking up television sets on which women with bared arms appear and hurling them across the room.
Perhaps understandably, the Obama administration believes the Uighurs will need help getting adjusted to northern Virginia society, in which women with bared arms have been known to appear.
Don’t let these fellas near the White House, where lives the most celebrated proponent of bare arms ever. Someone needs to tell Michelle O that her arm-exposure is culturally insensitive to her prospective new neighbors. It may be a hate crime, I’m not sure.
Q: Where do the Uyghur women keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies. Or else.
h/t: Pat in Shreveport
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