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Pelosi + Haiku = Pelosiku

posted at 4:22 pm on May 15, 2009 by

I knew I knew not
And I didn’t know I knew
Now my face implodes

***

What’s this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Let’s try the left one

***

As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
“I’m a lying [bleep]”

***

I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what I’ll say next

***

I’ve been a liar
A lot longer than Barack
But without his gift

***

My nose doesn’t grow
(Way too much rhinoplasty)
But my stitches twitch

***

Lefty blogs confused
They’ll opine on me, after
Rahm’s conference call

***

Who’s nervous? Not me
I’ve looked like this ever since
They cut up my face

***

I own some vineyards
Which will give me a good place
To store my sour grapes

***

Waterboarding stinks
I thought it would moisturize
But my face pruned up

***

For more, see Twitter. Or try your own in the comments. It’s fun!

P.S. Nancy Pelosi is the leader of the Democratic Party. Pass it on.

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I did not have sex
with that dermatologist
but he did poke me

#pelosiku

Stickeehands on May 15, 2009 at 4:33 PM

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Comments have been closed on this post but the discussion continues here.

Allahpundit on May 15, 2009 at 4:33 PM

Here is mine:

Deer in the headlights
My lies pile upon more lies
Bush had to cause this

#pelosiku

RedDotRedState on May 18, 2009 at 10:18 AM

Or try with Biden…#bidenku

Obama’s right hand
My gaffes are fodder for Rush
Please give me Rogaine

RedDotRedState on May 18, 2009 at 11:05 AM


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