Um, This Greenroom Doesn’t Have Any Coffee
posted at 1:15 pm on April 13, 2009 by Jim Treacher
Hello. Here is a Hot Air post that is reposting a post from my blog that reposted a bunch of my posts on Twitter. It’s post-modern!
I guess it makes sense that the Smoke Monster can be controlled with water. After 5 years, we finally know what the Island is: a giant bong.
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No, Obama is not Hitler. He’s already inherited the Sudetenland.
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Leave it to a guy who thinks he walks on water to issue a jaywalking citation to pirates. http://tr.im/iEdG
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Relative of American politician suspected of sex attack: http://tr.im/iEmp Tyra Banks strangely uninterested.
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When somebody asks you why Obama’s half-brother was refused entry into the UK, the proper response is, “Which half-brother?”
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Samson Obama is fittingly named: his most famous half-brother has the jawbone of an ass. But the only thing he kills with it is wealth.
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The last president’s brother used to run a state. The current president’s brother was run out of a country.
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It’s common knowledge that polar bears are starving due to Bush. But who knew they were hungry enough to eat German food? http://tr.im/iEwk
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Yeah, it turns out you can’t intimidate Somali hijackers with an attack ad. Feeding rumors about them to Kos won’t cut it. http://tr.im/iEQo
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As inept and dishonest as this administration is, I find solace in the image of the beads of sweat hanging off David Axelrod’s mustache.
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Jane Hamsher: Natural Born FAILer. http://tr.im/iF90
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Congrats to Capt. Phillips for staying strong, the Navy for saving him, and POTUS for peeking out from under his desk. http://tr.im/iGNc
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The surviving pirate is getting a trial? Too bad we’re closing Gitmo. He’ll probably be found Not Guilty by Reason of Wealth Redistribution.
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Next time they want to kidnap Americans, they’ll know they have up to 5 days before we get serious. But hey, what could happen in 5 days?
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First order of business: Get this man a beer. The size of the Chrysler Building. http://tr.im/iH3a
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A pirate in an American jail. And not for putting unreleased movies on the Internet. Brave new world.
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Tonight on OZ: Pirate #4 meets his new cellmate, Samson Obama.
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So did he escape and they took advantage of it, or did they rescue him because Obama barked into a cellphone to Jack Bauer? Stay tuned.
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Taking a cue from Janet Napolitano, the U.S. Navy has renamed destroyers “rearrangers” and battleships “conflict-resolution floaty things.”
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Can’t wait until Meghan McCain goes on Oprah to promote her book, “A Million Little Concessions.”
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LOL INTERNETS http://tr.im/iJwU At least he’s talking about it now that it’s politically safe. We need to do something about these privates.
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It’s like an internalized game of telephone.
Repurblican on April 13, 2009 at 1:23 PM
Those are pretty funny, glad you’re getting to post. I’ve always loved your comments.
Kronos on April 13, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Coffee would be nice…
Repurblican on April 13, 2009 at 1:24 PM
But the free peanuts are good.
*EATS*
Right_of_Attila on April 13, 2009 at 1:26 PM
I’m thinking this green room idea was a mistake. The last thing the internets need is more new stuff.
frankj on April 13, 2009 at 1:36 PM
I found a dusty can of diet Dad’s root beer in a desk drawer.
It’s all yours.
MadisonConservative on April 13, 2009 at 1:44 PM
I don’t drink coffee, but a stock of ice-cold diet coke would be welcome.
Caffeine-free for the afternoon threads.
Bob's Kid on April 13, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Oh, and I forgot to ask…since I already get your tweets, does that mean I don’t need to check your green room posts?
Jes’ askin’.
Bob's Kid on April 13, 2009 at 1:48 PM
Great post! I have admired your posts for a long time. Now you are a commentator! Very cool indeed. But why isn’t there no coffee?
sheebe on April 13, 2009 at 1:54 PM
You don’t need to check them anyway.
Jim Treacher on April 13, 2009 at 1:56 PM
what about Beer?
Drunk Report on April 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM
Missed this one……..so true!
sheebe on April 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he’ll be found Not Guilty by Reason of What Else’s an Underprivileged, Dis-Enfranchised, Lonely, SeaFaring Teenager Supposed to Do in Some Back of Beyond Called “The Horn”?
Get a grip, my man.
tree hugging sister on April 13, 2009 at 2:10 PM
Dig it! More Treacher, more often.
hawksruleva on April 13, 2009 at 2:20 PM
once again, someone targets Americans and ends up with a pass to US Citizenship. Johni Somali will end up serving a few years in prison, and then be released. We MIGHT send him a letter telling him he’s not allowed to be here. And then he’ll get a fake ID, and spend the rest of his life here.
That’s a lot better than his life expectancy in Somolia, no?
If the folks coming from Mexico figure this out, they’ll be shooting at US Citizens on vacation just to get their tickets to America punched.
hawksruleva on April 13, 2009 at 2:24 PM
And all this time I thought that was soap-on-a-rope.
Snowed In on April 13, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Fox News is indicating that the pirate under arrest is probably 14 to 16 years old. The pirate, himself, is probably not sure how old he might be.
If actually that young, and brought here for trial, he will probably get sprung by the libs as a misguided youth. Give him to Kenya.
Yoop on April 13, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Treacher, you forgot the Dunkin Doughnuts too!
upinak on April 13, 2009 at 2:57 PM
There is no such thing as “too much Treacher”.
carbon_footprint on April 13, 2009 at 3:53 PM
What’re you talking about? I’ve got coffee. Tanzanian peaberry roasted yesterday! It’s great. Here have a cup
Oldnuke on April 13, 2009 at 3:54 PM
I’ll take my coffee like my woman, hot and sweet! Notice, I did say woman, happily married you know.
jimmy2shoes on April 13, 2009 at 3:59 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women; from the 7/11.
carbon_footprint on April 13, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Tell that to my doctor.
Jim Treacher on April 13, 2009 at 4:14 PM
Yes!
Well, maybe not the “bong” part…
As a LOST-head myself, that’s the first thing I thought of when the vent in Ben’s old house was filled with water, not to mention the island is surrounded by it. Smokey don’t do water.
JetBoy on April 13, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Treach! Great addition to Hot Air.
madne0 on April 13, 2009 at 5:09 PM
Joe Biden wants to know if they speak with an Indian accent, and do you?
jimmy2shoes on April 13, 2009 at 5:12 PM
Coffee. Naah — what you want is a two-drink minimum.
Mr. D on April 13, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Well of course there’s no coffee.
Apparently Treacher drank ALL of it before writing this.
Yet another reason to like that guy.
JoeAvg on April 13, 2009 at 9:33 PM
HaHaHahahahaha!
President TelePrompter will sign legislation this week providing $6Billion to form a Somali Youth Summer Jobs Program for Pirates…..
TN Mom on April 13, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Jimbo……..
I have an idea for a new thread……….
……… make a list of everything you would need if you suddenly lost power, communications, and the ability to travel for at least 90 days.
Once we have a compiled list of what we haven’t thought of……..
……. we could suggest those inclined, to prepare themselves for the coming hyper inflation.
Just a thought…….
Seven Percent Solution on April 14, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Is there a Green room archives link for posts that have scrolled off the main green room page?
zmdavid on April 14, 2009 at 11:56 AM
I just figured it out, chop down the URL to just the date you want and it gives you that day’s green room posts:
for example:
http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/04/13/
zmdavid on April 14, 2009 at 11:58 AM
wow, this green room is boring.
The Wall on April 14, 2009 at 12:03 PM