Kamala Harris is disappearing.
Not that there is much to the embodied Kamala, but she will be a ghost on the campaign trail today after a disastrous string of days in which her modest lead in the national polls has shrunk to microscopic levels.
Election day is now only two weeks away and after a few days of accusing Donald Trump of being too old, too exhausted, and too addled to be president, Harris has decided to take a break from campaigning and huddle with a bottle of Russian collusion.
Rumors Swirl That Kamala Harris Is Being Influenced By Russian Agent https://t.co/KNKAC2xmro pic.twitter.com/7QDQnesvqi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 19, 2024
I am half-joking about the bottle, but when you see a couple of video clips I am about to post, you might wonder about Harris' sobriety. Rumors about Harris' drinking habits are out there for a reason, after all.
"Kamala Harris, she's taking the entire day off. She's going to spend all day just to prepare for an NBC interview, which will be taped."@TTuberville: "I think they're just trying to keep her off camera to be honest with you. She's been a disaster." pic.twitter.com/xTWJlUVT7R
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 22, 2024
But first look at Harris' schedule: She has two interviews today, both pre-recorded so they can be edited down into coherence.
After spending a week claiming that Trump is too tired and sick to campaign or be President, Harris is taking the day off from the campaign trail back in DC. Meanwhile Trump has a packed schedule all week. https://t.co/5EhUk3iRRO
— recusant#☕ (@neorecusant) October 22, 2024
No appearances at all. Zero. Zip. Nada. Which may be smart, because every time she appears in public, she looks like a moron, perhaps because she is one.
Kamala is drunk right now and you can’t convince me otherwise. pic.twitter.com/9vKsINxP4J
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) October 22, 2024
Harris sometimes appears sober in public, but other times...perhaps not. At her pre-scripted Town Hall (all the questions were vetted because Harris can't say anything extemporaneous), she looked drunk. Not just vapid, but like had been hitting the bottle.
Kamala Harris is not okay. pic.twitter.com/m8MQT0EowJ
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) October 22, 2024
It really is remarkable that the Democrats thought that Kamala Harris was their best choice for keeping the Oval Office, but then again, they decided in 2020 that a corrupt, senile, and prevaricating old man would be a great president. So, I guess they decided to keep the brand going.
Watch Liz’s face … she thinks Kamala is a moron but now it’s too late. She’s all in. pic.twitter.com/iXKH6UTmFG
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) October 21, 2024
Kamala likes to mime being profound, but she sounds like a sophomore in High School who is trying to BS her way through a book report for a book she never read.
This is why Kamala Harris skipped yesterday's Al Smith Dinner 😏 pic.twitter.com/d7Jbn8pwQ7
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) October 18, 2024
She gets a "C" for effort, except in the Chicago Public Schools. There, she would get an A+, a $90,000 salary and a pension as a top performer.
Ed wrote about Harris' collapse in the Blue Wall, and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution released a poll showing black men leaving the Democratic plantation in droves. Trump is going to take Georgia in a walk, it looks like, as he is going to win beyond the margin of cheating.
🚨 NOW: The moderator for Kamala’s FAKE “Town Hall” with Lightweight Liz Cheney just ADMITTED that the questions are pre-scripted, and the audience won’t be able ask their own questions
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) October 21, 2024
You’ve gotta be kidding me. This is a clown show 😂🤣
Trump ROUTINELY takes random questions… pic.twitter.com/AUSH60R00m
Kamala Harris is disappearing for a day because her appearances have hurt her. Trump wins love for his McDonalds appearance, while Kamala Harris can't look relatable having a beer.
Tim Walz is no better. He is perhaps the only politician in America less intelligent and likable than Kamala Harris, and understands swing voters and Republicans as well as he does calculus.
Yes, libertarians were just waiting for Dick Cheney’s permission to vote for Kamala Harris https://t.co/T3ImHUFUi4
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) October 22, 2024
"Weird" was the word of the week a month or two ago, and it turns out that it was the right word applied to the wrong people. The Harris campaign is filled with weirdos; the campaign has been weird, and the results will be weird no matter who wins. That Kamala Harris will get more than 42% of the vote is really weird.
Who on Earth, besides MSNBC watchers and senile people, could vote for this ticket?
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