Super: Iraqi pol blames insurgency on Jews
posted at 3:00 pm on July 13, 2006 by Allahpundit
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J-E-W-S, as Jihad Cindy’s pops might say.
Some no-name backbencher or Sadr manque trying to stir a little interest in his agenda?
He’s got it all figured out:
“Some people say ‘we saw you beheading, kidnappings and killing. In the end we even started kidnapping women who are our honor,’” al-Mashhadani said. “These acts are not the work of Iraqis. I am sure that he who does this is a Jew and the son of a Jew.”
“I can tell you about these Jewish, Israelis and Zionists who are using Iraqi money and oil to frustrate the Islamic movement in Iraq and come with the agent and cheap project.”
I’m inclined to goof on him by photoshopping a yarmulke into a picture of Zarqawi, but I know it’ll eventually end up on Antiwar.com as “evidence.” So I think I’ll pass.
Nice job on the phrase “son of a Jew,” by the way. Logically, it’s no more pejorative than “Jew” — but it feels that way, doesn’t it? Kind of like how calling someone “half-retarded” is somehow worse than “retarded,” even though rationally it shouldn’t be.
Can you guess which strain of Sunni Islam this turd practices?
Cause for hope? The insurgency has — inadvertently — helped Israel. Just not in the way al-Mashhadani thinks.
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Is there anything the Jews can’t do?
Hoodlumman on July 13, 2006 at 3:15 PM
Nothing new here! Move along! Move along!
Dread Pirate Roberts VI on July 13, 2006 at 3:15 PM
“Nice job on the phrase “son of a Jew,” ”
Like along the lines of calling mohammed the “son of a camel”?
No? didn’t think so.
darwin on July 13, 2006 at 3:16 PM
“Is there anything the Jews can’t do?”
Hmmmm … but in actuality, they haven’t really accomplished anything they’ve been accused of doing. Supposedly they should have taken over the entire world by now and killed all muslims and owned every gold coin there is, was or will be. They better get on the stick.
darwin on July 13, 2006 at 3:19 PM
You have to blame somebody don’t cha?
We Muslims do no wrong.
The Jew made me do. Pay no attention to that knife behind the berka.
Sounds a lot like Hitler, eh?
Kini on July 13, 2006 at 3:21 PM
Iraqi pol blames insurgency on Jews
Well, yeah, but isn’t it true???
EFG on July 13, 2006 at 3:31 PM
I seriously need to tap into some of this hidden Jew power, I’m getting screwed out here!
Defector01 on July 13, 2006 at 3:32 PM
For example: In the TV edit of Back to the Future, they changed Biff’s line, “You did $200 damage to my car, you son of a bitch!”, to “You did $200 damage to my car, you bitch!” And once again I have trivialized a serious issue.
Jim Treacher on July 13, 2006 at 3:33 PM
Son of an American…
JamesVersusEveryone on July 13, 2006 at 4:10 PM
al-Mashhadani is what, the Iraqi equivalent of Nancy Pelosi?
Pablo on July 13, 2006 at 4:28 PM
Zionist powers activate!
kaseiryu on July 13, 2006 at 4:37 PM
This guy is obviously watching too much aljazeera
gary on July 13, 2006 at 5:02 PM
When addressing the ridiculous argument in the Daily Kos article that all would be sweeness and light with Jews and Arabs living happily together if Israel were only to disappear, one need go no further than citing the head of the Iraqi parliment here.
ptolemy on July 13, 2006 at 5:26 PM
Allah, I’ve got to tell you, that last link you gave about the inurgency helping Israel, buoyed my hopes! I am thrilled to see reasonable people over there telling it like it is.
Great post!
Chappy on July 13, 2006 at 5:33 PM
Too freakin’ hilarious…
EFG on July 13, 2006 at 5:50 PM
Again, again, again. What is it ? Why is it, whenever there is no logical arguement, sometimes even when there is, it’s always the jooooooooooooooosssss. Christ ,at least come up with something original and cognisent, something at least semi-intelligent. If that is the only arguement that the islamofascists can come up with they don’t deserve any kind of respect or compassion. Drive them into the sea. Into the sea with them. Wash the filth from the face of this planet.
Edward Lunny on July 13, 2006 at 5:55 PM
I think Israel is pretty pissed. We’ll see something BIG by Saturday / Sunday.
shooter on July 13, 2006 at 9:16 PM
Look at it this way; they’re going to blame it on the Jews anyway. Why not make the best of it?
Spin it. Wanna kill a Jew? Pop an insurgent. Think about the morale. Here you are a hot-for-Allah Jihadi and everybody is calling you “Jew-boy”. Man if that doesn’t make you pack up their AK-47 and go back to Syria, nothing will.
CrankyNeocon on July 14, 2006 at 8:21 AM
If there weren’t Jews and Israel, these clowns would have to invent them. Hey Iraqi pol: GET SOME NEW MATERIAL!! I think that Eskimos have too long been given a free ride….
honora on July 14, 2006 at 12:56 PM