I have dreams like this sometimes after I eat a lot of spicy food before bed.

And the award for M.V.P. of the Hamptons 2014 summer season unequivocally goes to the performer Jamie Foxx. He once again turned a fundraiser for the Apollo Theater at Ronald Perelman’s home into the party of the summer…

At a particularly raucous point in his set, he called up New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie —a weekend guest of Mr. Perelman’s friend Jon Bon Jovi—to show off his moves…

And Mr. Christie gamely hopped up to crunk with Mr. Foxx and his band…

“Mr. McCain, you want to get up and show us something? Come on everyone, ‘McCain! McCain! McCain!’ ” Mr. Foxx shouted enthusiastically. And then Mr. McCain got up and did a little bit of the robot dance.

Usually the dream ends in horror, either with my teeth falling out or Rick from “The Walking Dead” showing up and talking to me about “stuff” and “things” for four hours. But now that I’ve seen this video, I know how the next one’s going to end. And then the one after that, and then the one after that, and so on. Forever.

And you know what the most horrifying, dreamlike, freakishly unnatural part is? The old guy actually moves pretty well.