“I just loved yesterday,” Pelosi says. “It was the best thing.” Alternate headline: “Nancy Pelosi says holding hands with Mitch McConnell was the ‘best thing’ she ever did.”

And, you know, I almost believe her. She was the only one who looked like she wasn’t stricken with some “Little Women” era ailment while it was happening. She also knew the words to the song, though was perhaps a little overzealous in making sure all of us knew she knew the words. Enjoy her plastic cheer, her forced joviality, and then the cheap shot at the end. Because it wouldn’t be Pelosi without it!