I’m offering it as a palate cleanser, fully aware that it looks dreadful yet unashamed that I laughed — more than once. We all have movies from our youth that we cherish, for which we’d gladly pay to see a sequel no matter how terrible the premise seems. Imagine, say, “The Shawshank Redemption II,” in which Andy and Red do nothing more than spend two hours yakking about life while refurbishing an old boat. You’d go. You’d be there opening night, at 50 bucks a ticket if need be. That’s where I am with this reheated idiocy. Gross sex gags involving Jim Carrey and old ladies? Here, take my money. I’m young again.

Gonna go put on some Soundgarden and watch this one again. They’re wearing the same clothes and everything!