Have you ever spotted a really heinous looking millipede crossing your basement floor? Its movements are mesmerizing and vaguely stomach-turning. But its novelty demands attention and seems basically non-threatening from a small distance, so you watch.

That’s what it’s like for me to see Chris Matthews agree with me. The Free Beacon knows how I feel, and has provided the equivalent of a millipede, super-slo-mo highlight reel:

And, one more, in which Matthews objects to the use of the word “swiftboating” for criticisms of Bergdahl. To be sure, his definition of swiftboating is different from yours, but it’s fun nonetheless to see Chuck Todd surprised by Matthews’ refusal to buy the White House line: