To cleanse the palate after a long, tough, bloggy week. Before you click, ask yourself this question: How bad do you need to be at something to be pronounced the worst ever at it by media in other countries? How many amateur efforts are so dismal that they actually qualify as international news?

Now you’re ready to watch.

I think he sounds like Nigel Tufnel, but maybe that’s because this is exactly the kind of rap that Nigel Tufnel would write. Exit quotation: