Mom-to-be: I need to have this abortion so that I can be on a reality show

posted at 8:01 pm on April 21, 2014 by Allahpundit

Via the Right Scoop, I suppose “mom-to-be” technically isn’t accurate.

Gotta hand it to the Mirror. Rarely do you find so many different social pathologies concentrated in a single story. What’s the opposite of a palate cleanser?

Puffing on a cigarette and rubbing her baby bump, the controversial model and call girl – who will have her abortion at a clinic this week – said: “I’m finally on the verge of becoming famous and I’m not going to ruin it now.

“An abortion will further my career. This time next year I won’t have a baby. Instead, I’ll be famous, driving a bright pink Range Rover and buying a big house. Nothing will get in my way.”

Josie, 23, is already 18 weeks pregnant by either an escort agency client or a Premier League footballer. But she claims her late life-or-death decision has nothing to do with who the father is…

Josie – who caused outrage in 2013 when she demanded a £4,800 boob job on the NHS to become a glamour model – said: “Channel 5 were keen to shortlist me then they found out I was pregnant.

If I understand British law correctly, after 12 weeks a woman can’t abort unless she shows that carrying to term would endanger her health somehow. This woman can’t, but I sense that’s not going to stop her. Allegedly both potential fathers offered to support her financially if she had the baby, but she’s intent on being famous and the little one would interfere with that. Or rather, another little one — turns out she already has two kids at home. She’s also still smoking and drinking despite being more than four months along, but I guess there’s no need to worry about the damage done to the baby at this point, huh?

Am I awake?

Serious question: Is this a put-on? The fact that it gets worse with every sentence and that it’s being fed to a notorious tabloid makes me suspicious. If she’s already a freak-show quasi-celeb for demanding that taxpayers pay for her boob job and she’s desperate to be famous, why wouldn’t she make up a too-bad-to-check story about aborting her baby because she wants to be on “Big Brother” in order to further raise her profile? She’s already committed to the fame-through-outrage approach. Maybe she’s just dialing it up.

Or, maybe this really is as bad as it seems and the first seal in Revelation is about to be opened. Which is it?


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Josie Cunningham admits she’s a whore. What do you expect from such a person, moral fortitude?

earlgrey on April 22, 2014 at 3:24 PM

Annielou on April 22, 2014 at 3:21 PM

A thin line of no importance to them. Most of them support, subconsciously, infanticide too.

WryTrvllr on April 22, 2014 at 3:34 PM

Ack.

Whoever put it in this girl’s head that she could be famous in any way other than that of a sideshow freak, someone people gawk at and are horrified by the sight of, but who makes them feel lucky to be themselves? She’s not ugly, but there is nothing about her looks that would make her able to coast on them, and no evidence of any other talents.

And if her hidden talents are in the escort realm, her fame was only ever going to be in the porn field anyway.

Adjoran on April 22, 2014 at 4:45 PM

Her escort clients must have Weird Nose fetishes.

segesta on April 22, 2014 at 4:50 PM

Just think, she’s got 2 kids at home.

I wonder if she’d drowned them if they ever got in the way of a career?

portlandon on April 22, 2014 at 7:30 PM

She should have her tubes tied while she’s at it.

pastselldate on April 22, 2014 at 8:20 PM

Ick. It takes two & you just gotta wonder who would take a hit at that never mind paying for it, if indeed she is a “professional”.

Wish people could be more discriminating, but it appears that ship sailed decades ago.

kim roy on April 22, 2014 at 8:35 PM

I am fortunate that people who are great in bed don’t even talk to me.

thuja on April 21, 2014 at 10:43 PM

that explains a lot.

8 weight on April 22, 2014 at 8:39 PM

This b**ch can’t die and go to hell fast enough for me …

Two things I hate more than anything else are abortion and “reality” TV!

cableguy615 on April 22, 2014 at 8:50 PM

Josie Cunningham admits she’s a whore. What do you expect from such a person, moral fortitude?

earlgrey on April 22, 2014 at 3:24 PM

Josie Cunningham admits she’s a whore. What do you expect from such a person, moral fortitude?

This b**ch can’t die and go to hell fast enough for me …

cableguy615 on April 22, 2014 at 8:50 PM

Jesus. This is what open enrollment begets?

segasagez on April 22, 2014 at 9:30 PM

I’m all in favor of her having the abortion.

thuja on April 21, 2014 at 9:38 PM

One day your support of abortion is going to come back and haunt you. Thanks to the precedents set by pro-choicers such as yourself, it’s a matter of time before euthanasia becomes commonplace here in the U.S. And, if your family members possess the same mind set as you do, your days may become numbered much sooner than you think.

zoyclem on April 23, 2014 at 7:54 AM

Sure, it’s the baby that’s gonna interfere with being a superstar, not your door knob shaped nose. That’s the ticket!

Zilla on April 23, 2014 at 11:56 AM

She seems like a lovely young lady.

John the Libertarian on April 23, 2014 at 5:33 PM

Poor dear, she put her dog down last month so she could go on vacation. Now she just needs a bump smoothed so she can chase that stardom that seems to elude her for some reason.

geezerintraining on April 24, 2014 at 10:55 AM

What a sick world this is.

CherDash on April 24, 2014 at 11:36 PM

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