Hot topic in jihadi circles: Is sodomy okay if it’s designed to make space for a bomb?

posted at 6:51 pm on December 10, 2013 by Allahpundit

To, uh, cleanse the palate, an oldie but goodie via Jonah Goldberg. Odds that this is a prank played on the credulous host by some viewer, possibly the MEMRI guys themselves, who simply couldn’t resist: 40 percent. Odds that it’s a legit query, proof that the mujahedeen’s willingness to sacrifice for jihad has taken on painful new dimensions: 40 percent. Odds that the guy posing the question is the world’s dumbest would-be terrorist, whose “recruiter” is really, really eager to start “training” him: 20 percent.

It’s hard not to laugh, but don’t laugh too hard. Terrorists have tried this before. Four years ago, a member of Al Qaeda attempted to kill a Saudi minister with a rectal bomb. It didn’t work, although the minister was lightly injured. Late last year, the Taliban sent a jihadi with a bomb implanted in his rectum to meet Afghanistan’s intelligence chief. The victim survived in that case too, but he was badly wounded; according to some reports, he was still in such bad shape as of this summer that he had to be flown to the U.S. for more treatment. As bombs get more efficient, the size of the blast capable of being generated by a rectal bomb becomes bigger and more lethal. And no, as of last check, TSA’s backscatter body-screening machines probably can’t detect this sort of weapon.


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Another reason the Middle East hates the West — we dont need such silly pretenses as an excuse for sodomy. ell oh ell oh ell.

Jeddite on December 10, 2013 at 6:53 PM

Hot topic in jihadi circles: Is sodomy okay if it’s designed to make space for a bomb?

You gotta be shittin me.

arnold ziffel on December 10, 2013 at 6:53 PM

I’ve used that line so often. Hey lets butt sex so we can turn your butt into luggage. Most times it works 100% of the time.

DFCtomm on December 10, 2013 at 6:54 PM

Really? Hot topic? Isn’t there a dinner hour sanction on this kind of post?

rottenrobbie on December 10, 2013 at 6:54 PM

Ha, they fell for the oldest line in the book.

Flange on December 10, 2013 at 6:55 PM

This gives new meaning to the term “fudge packing”.

myiq2xu on December 10, 2013 at 6:55 PM

I’m not gonna even think about how the bomb gets “up there”.

whatcat on December 10, 2013 at 6:56 PM

This is just not right. What’s next a snuke in a snizz? thx So. Park.

arnold ziffel on December 10, 2013 at 6:56 PM

The Muslim clerics who tell others it’s OK to be a suicide bomber would have a lot more credibility if they actually blew themselves up every so often as well. They never do.

Mark1971 on December 10, 2013 at 6:56 PM

He said “duty”…

Vigilante on December 10, 2013 at 6:57 PM

It’s OK as long as you’re facing Mecca. No really. No just relax and “Allalalalal

Flange on December 10, 2013 at 6:57 PM

Wow, Saturday Night Live was way ahead of it’s time with their bit on “colon blow”.

BettyRuth on December 10, 2013 at 6:58 PM

Reminds me of how some Afhgan people excuse child rape:
http://www.sfgate.com/opinion/brinkley/article/Afghanistan-s-dirty-little-secret-3176762.php

bluegill on December 10, 2013 at 7:00 PM

I got a prostate exam today…I think this post is a conspiracy to make sure I never forget it.

NotCoach on December 10, 2013 at 7:01 PM

There was a Dr. T once ,a commenter at HA who was banned – he would have pushed this thread over 400.

BoxHead1 on December 10, 2013 at 7:02 PM

Anything is ok in the service of jihad.

Wigglesworth on December 10, 2013 at 7:05 PM

Linseed Graham just volunteered to infiltrate Al Queda.

Bishop on December 10, 2013 at 7:06 PM

Oops. I meant “Anything is ok in the service of jihad liberalism.

Wigglesworth on December 10, 2013 at 7:06 PM

arnold ziffel on December 10, 2013 at 6:53 PM

Heh, good one

tommer74 on December 10, 2013 at 7:09 PM

Doesn’t most sodomy usually end in an explosion of sorts?

xblade on December 10, 2013 at 7:10 PM

As bombs get more efficient, the size of the blast capable of being generated by a rectal bomb becomes bigger and more lethal. And no, as of last check, TSA’s backscatter body-screening machines probably can’t detect this sort of weapon.

I know a few guys who have natural, built-in WMD in that area.

JetBoy on December 10, 2013 at 7:11 PM

Who is going to light the fuse?

MontanaMmmm on December 10, 2013 at 7:11 PM

Who is going to light the fuse?

MontanaMmmm

Libfreeordie. He’s flaming.

xblade on December 10, 2013 at 7:12 PM

arnold ziffel on December 10, 2013 at 6:56 PM

Classic.

coldwarrior on December 10, 2013 at 7:13 PM

Great, just great.

Colonoscopies for everyone, but without the propofol….

ProfShadow on December 10, 2013 at 7:13 PM

The Gap Band Jihadi trainig video.

Flange on December 10, 2013 at 7:15 PM

Camels walk in fear

ultracon on December 10, 2013 at 7:16 PM

Backscatter? Using the terms rectal bombs and backscatter in the same story is misleading.

Hey Ahmed, blow it out yer azz! Wait! no don’t!

DanMan on December 10, 2013 at 7:17 PM

I am going to toss the BS flag on this for two reasons.

#1 It’s old.

#2 Seriously? Some Chowder head called in and asked this?

It was a prank call.

Johnnyreb on December 10, 2013 at 7:18 PM

Jihadi-seeking big city people won’t go for this, but it’s likely the village people already did.

Wino on December 10, 2013 at 7:21 PM

Judges John Ross (CA) and Judge Spencer (CO) will probably try to rule it mandatory.

viking01 on December 10, 2013 at 7:23 PM

a rectal bomb

….WHAT?…DBear and libfreeorgan haven’t commented yet?

KOOLAID2 on December 10, 2013 at 7:23 PM

It was a prank call.

Johnnyreb on December 10, 2013 at 7:18 PM

Are you saying it’s a load of BS?

MontanaMmmm on December 10, 2013 at 7:24 PM

Now it’s rectal bombs; Talk about the sh!t hitting the fan…

teacherman on December 10, 2013 at 7:24 PM

Thank GAWD JetBoy and I are tops. :-D

SouthernGent on December 10, 2013 at 7:24 PM

It was a prank call.

Johnnyreb on December 10, 2013 at 7:18 PM

This week on You’ve Been Gee Had we convince Akmed to take one for the team.

Flange on December 10, 2013 at 7:26 PM

From IEDs to PITAs ?

viking01 on December 10, 2013 at 7:30 PM

Doesn’t most sodomy usually end in an explosion of sorts?

xblade on December 10, 2013 at 7:10 PM

And you know this how?

bopbottle on December 10, 2013 at 7:30 PM

These assholes really want to kill us.

(Wait for it. WAIT FOR IT!)

alchemist19 on December 10, 2013 at 7:33 PM

I always thought that suicide bombers were perhaps the biggest *ssh*les in the world.
Turns out, I’m right. Before and after the fact.

Doesn’t matter if this is factual or made up: it’s just too good to not believe.

orangemtl on December 10, 2013 at 7:33 PM

Just don’t try to order a farewell cake in Denver.

Happy Nomad on December 10, 2013 at 7:33 PM

Holy Sh*t.

Sorry.

tru2tx on December 10, 2013 at 7:35 PM

Tags: anal, jihad, Shiite, sodomized, terror

Made me laugh. Is that wrong?

Bmore on December 10, 2013 at 7:38 PM

It appears these a**holes really want to kill us.

(Wait for it. WAIT FOR IT!)

alchemist19 on December 10, 2013 at 7:39 PM

Well, I guess that explains all of that grunting coming from the Oval Office during obama’s late-night sessions with Reggie.

Pork-Chop on December 10, 2013 at 7:40 PM

Thank GAWD JetBoy and I are tops. :-D

SouthernGent on December 10, 2013 at 7:24 PM

LOL!!

Doesn’t most sodomy usually end in an explosion of sorts?

xblade on December 10, 2013 at 7:10 PM

Chipotle usually ends with an explosion as well.

JetBoy on December 10, 2013 at 7:41 PM

New TSA procedure:

“spread em’ and cough, sir.”

BacaDog on December 10, 2013 at 7:44 PM

necessity makes the forbidden permissible

nice little alinsky there…end justify the means

r keller on December 10, 2013 at 7:48 PM

Chipotle usually ends with an explosion as well.

JetBoy

Hopefully not at the same time, lol. Then again, some dudes might be into that kind of thing.

And you know this how?

bopbottle

Not being ignorant about sex perhaps?

xblade on December 10, 2013 at 7:53 PM

Why not use a Holy Buttplug?

Blake on December 10, 2013 at 8:18 PM

I know a few guys who have natural, built-in WMD in that area.

JetBoy on December 10, 2013 at 7:11 PM

Oh yeah. One fine February morning 13,000 ft over the Arizona dessert, I cleared out a plane with one of those. Yes, they were all going to jump anyway, but you might say I caused a premature, um ejection, of sorts. The pilot still won’t talk to me.

climbnjump on December 10, 2013 at 8:18 PM

8 grams is a small amount. And it goes boom real loud. 20 grams would probably rip a plane in half.

It is a credible threat.

wolly4321 on December 10, 2013 at 8:30 PM

Don’t fight the feelin’…

EarthToZoey on December 10, 2013 at 8:30 PM

wolly4321 on December 10, 2013 at 8:25 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that’s a pretty sized explosion I’d say wot! :)

Maybe if we could rig some butt bombs to go off prematurely like, we could nip this jihadi thing in the bud? I know I know, wishful thinking :)

Scrumpy on December 10, 2013 at 8:30 PM

Rig them to go off under pressure teehee…

Feed them beans…a lot of beans ;D o_O

Scrumpy on December 10, 2013 at 8:33 PM

New TSA procedure:
“spread em’ and cough, sir.”

BacaDog on December 10, 2013 at 7:44 PM

but don’t laugh cough too hard.

HellCat on December 10, 2013 at 8:35 PM

Yeah, this story was on Jihad Watch years ago. The jokes write themselves.

If memory serves though, this is a real thing. I think at least one Muslim did indeed set off a rectal bomb and killed a bunch of people.

The real story is less the usual twistedness of this death cult, but more the fact that all our political leaders on both the Left and Right, and all of the mainstream media, and all of the universities, keep up the obvious lie that ‘Isalm is a religion of peace.’ All of these liars are so dedicated to their lie that a Muslim could be in the act of sawing their heads off and they’d still swear that Islam was a religion of peace until their last gurgling breath.

Slightly OT – has Anderson Cooper apologized yet for his ‘Arab Spring’ nonsense? Christiane Amanpour? Lara Logan?

It was a rhetorical question. I know what the answer is.

WhatSlushfund on December 10, 2013 at 8:46 PM

The Islamic mindset that this video reflects is hardly funny.

Atheists face death in 13 [Muslim] countries, global discrimination: study

Under Islamic law it is death for blaspheming critics of Islam or Muhammad, and apostates. Yet you are suppose to think Islam is really compatible with western democracies & values, it’s just the extremists that we might fear.

Judge Islam by how it is actually practiced in Muslim countries not by how smiling Muslims in the West try to tell you. It’s a horror show.

Chessplayer on December 10, 2013 at 8:52 PM

Visual help- a babyruth candybar is 2.1oz. Which is 59 grams.

That’s a LOT of bang with petn.

wolly4321 on December 10, 2013 at 9:00 PM

Wow.

Philly on December 10, 2013 at 9:32 PM

Odds that it’s a legit query, proof that the mujahedeen’s willingness to sacrifice for jihad has taken on painful new dimensions: 40 percent.

.
That’s where I laughed out loud, right there!

ExpressoBold on December 10, 2013 at 9:34 PM

do they like putting it in there? does it feel good? lol

Sachiko on December 10, 2013 at 9:39 PM

Who would have thought. Howard Stern, Prophet.

dentalque on December 10, 2013 at 9:51 PM

A cheeky proposal.

John the Libertarian on December 10, 2013 at 9:53 PM

Dirty…. Bomb?

Hog Wild on December 10, 2013 at 10:38 PM

Here’s an idea: one way Jihadis could ‘enlarge their anus’ would be to bend way over, insert their head and JUMP! With any luck they would disappear.

Seriously, these guys can blow it out their a$$.

This is the wrong way to put all that bombing stuff behind them.

No doubt the TSA will get to the bottom of this.

Coming soon to an airport near you: TSA Proctological Screening!

ghostwalker1 on December 10, 2013 at 10:47 PM

Sodomites gonna sodomite.

Murphy9 on December 10, 2013 at 10:55 PM

New TSA procedure

BacaDog on December 10, 2013 at 7:44 PM

More a**holes!

Shy Guy on December 10, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Homosexual muslims, this is nasty, just nasty.

paulsur on December 10, 2013 at 11:42 PM

You could enlarge the hole a lot quicker using an M80 or a hand grenade.
No need to worry about those pesky ethical and theological problems.

Bubba Redneck on December 11, 2013 at 12:07 AM

That ‘goatse’ guy does look vaguely mideastern… (if you don’t know what that is, seriously, don’t try to find out).

wkgdyw on December 11, 2013 at 12:46 AM

Obama to Jihadis:

“if you like your rectal-bomb, you can keep it – semi-colon.”

virgo on December 11, 2013 at 1:35 AM

Funny on the surface. But if you know a little about the culture in the Sandbox, not too funny. As the saying goes: “girls are for children, boys are for pleasure.” In the past, I’ve read about our fighting men over there getting pissed off because friendly natives would boast about their conquests and even show pictures on their phones/devices/whatever.

Scopper on December 11, 2013 at 2:20 AM

JetBoy on December 10, 2013 at 7:11 PM

The post & the comment thread had a goofy, Keystone-Cops kind of feel to it until that filthy attempt at humor.

Homosexuality is an extremely unhealthy lifestyle, in dozens of ways.
It’s not funny. It’s not right.

(Yes, that’s an FRC link. They’re great people, but in case you hate them & can’t trust them, there are 79 footnotes referencing peer-reviewed studies to confirm all of the facts they cite.)

itsnotaboutme on December 11, 2013 at 2:39 AM

The Submissionary Position. My take on this wanna-be mAss Murderer

Bosch Fawstin on December 11, 2013 at 2:52 AM

Sodomites gonna sodomite.

Murphy9 on December 10, 2013 at 10:55 PM

Trolls gonna troll.

JetBoy on December 11, 2013 at 8:48 AM

See what doin’ sheep leads to.

Kissmygrits on December 11, 2013 at 9:13 AM

Akzed’s Fatwa: Just keep your head up there. Accomplishes the same thing, and you don’t need anyone’s assistance. Thank you.

Akzed on December 11, 2013 at 10:49 AM

What does Martin Bashir have to say about this?…

rightConcept on December 11, 2013 at 11:49 AM

Sure. While you’re at it, make space for an ICBM as well.

NoPain on December 11, 2013 at 5:28 PM

Please tell me this is NOT why they get on their knees and bend over four times a day.

NoPain on December 11, 2013 at 5:31 PM