Member of Obama family viciously assaults adorable child at Christmas party

posted at 10:01 pm on December 4, 2013 by Mary Katharine Ham

Oh, I kid. I kid.

It’s Sunny Obama causing trouble at a Christmas gathering at the White House. Sunny, a Portuguese water dog who joined the first family and its other dog Bo in August, got a little out of hand, jumping on 2-year-old Ashtyn Gardner. Gardner then tripped and fell. Apparently, just like every other member of the administration, Sunny is incapable of taking responsibility. Oh, I kid again. Apparently, just like every other part of this administration, Sunny is badly managed. Har, I can’t resist. But being 2, Sunny’s tiny scapegoat didn’t have far to fall, so no harm was done.

But check out how traumatic the still shot looks.

Michelle Sunny

File this one away for whenever Michelle or Sunny decide they want to run for something and claim they’re in it for the children. Black-and-white film, Ashtyn Gardner’s tearful testimonial, and this photo.

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Maybe NOW the MSM will start covering the “Knockout Game”!

;->

PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:02 PM

You know what they say about dogs acting like their humans. And looking like them.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:04 PM

First time the dog had ever children..?

d1carter on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

Note the Asian kid not helping. I kid, I kid.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:02 PM

Now that’s funny.

Flange on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

Just imagine the furious uproar if Barney had attacked a little, black girl. Pearls, clutched.

Aren’t some morons on the Left always claiming that owners make their dogs racist or something???

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

d1carter on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

seen..

d1carter on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

Just imagine the furious uproar if Barney had attacked a little, black girl.

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

He’d have ~suddenly disappeared without further explanation~ from the WH. And everywhere else.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

Sunny surely doesn’t have a sunny personality.

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

You know what they say about dogs acting like their humans. And looking like them.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:04 PM

.
Now that’s just MEAN

… even knocking down a small child Sunny looks a thousand times MORE adorable than Moochelle ever will!

;)

Is it just me or does Moochelle look like she’s barking in the still shot?

and WHO is the highly amused fellow in auniform in the background?

PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

Sunny thought he was what’s for lunch..?

d1carter on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

Oh MK. Come on now. Both the puppy and the toddler gave each other kisses to make sure everything was OK. The kid stepped on the puppy’s big foot. You notice the toddler didn’t show any affection towards the first…lady?

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

So guess naming the dog Sunni would have been just a bit too obvious?

HumpBot Salvation on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

Headline we will never read from Leftmedia:

“Black dog attacks young white girl.”

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

Forget the dog, what about the clansmen in the background watching.

yetanotherjohn on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

Forget the dog, what about the clansmen in the background watching.

yetanotherjohn on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

Hahaha…

“Hey, black dog looks taaasty!”

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:08 PM

People. Watch the video. Sunny checks to see if the little girl is OK and vice versa. No malice or fright on either side.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

HumpBot Salvation on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

I see what you did there!! Buahhhhahahahahaha!!

Scrumpy on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

Sunny was trying to hold back Moochelle’s woodchipper jowels from hurting that poor child.

Why isn’t the leash on Moochelle?

SparkPlug on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

People. Watch the video. Sunny checks to see if the little girl is OK and vice versa. No malice or fright on either side.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

We know, we know. Just acting up a bit before supper.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

yetanotherjohn on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

LOL

d1carter on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

It’s an Obama eats dog world.
Sunny was just trying to pass an SOS note and the little brat dined her out.
Then the man of the house got rough with the poor dog.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:10 PM

Sunny surely doesn’t have a sunny personality.

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

Yep.

/alfalfa sprouts

SparkPlug on December 4, 2013 at 10:10 PM

Just imagine the furious uproar if Barney had attacked a little, black girl. Pearls, clutched.

Aren’t some morons on the Left always claiming that owners make their dogs racist or something???

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM


“In the Dog House or in the Stew?”

How will the Obama’s punish Sunny’s misbehavior?

Film at 11:00

PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:10 PM

People. Watch the video. Sunny checks to see if the little girl is OK and vice versa. No malice or fright on either side.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

We know. Just having a wee bit of fun.

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:11 PM

We know, we know. Just acting up a bit before supper.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

OK. Just checking. Now go eat your goat head barbacoa.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:11 PM

It was a white girl so social justice was served.

Grunt on December 4, 2013 at 10:11 PM

We know, we know. Just acting up a bit before supper.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

OK. Just checking. Now go eat your goat head barbacoa.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:11 PM


“goat head barbacoa”

I don’t even know what that IS, oldroy.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:12 PM

I hope the k-lingon had rabies shots before she bit that child.

VorDaj on December 4, 2013 at 10:12 PM

It was a white girl so social justice was served.

Grunt on December 4, 2013 at 10:11 PM

Tru dat. She is probably a descendant of slaveowners.

S’body gots da pay.

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:13 PM

…are you sure that wasn’t JugEars on the leash?

KOOLAID2 on December 4, 2013 at 10:13 PM

Clearly the Obamas trained that dog to hate white people.

VorDaj on December 4, 2013 at 10:14 PM

…are you sure that wasn’t JugEars on the leash?

KOOLAID2 on December 4, 2013 at 10:13 PM

Well, if it IS, he has the most unusual Afro I’ve ever seen.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:14 PM

Why do mooches lips look like she’s… ya know..

wolly4321 on December 4, 2013 at 10:14 PM

Oh MK. Come on now. Both the puppy and the toddler gave each other kisses to make sure everything was OK. The kid stepped on the puppy’s big foot. You notice the toddler didn’t show any affection towards the first…lady?

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

It was a cute video, until that ugly man got in the way,

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:14 PM

We know. Just having a wee bit of fun.

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:11 PM

And you. Go eat your mutton stew.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:15 PM

Like master like dog.

MNH on December 4, 2013 at 10:15 PM

That’s why I own a cat, and keep the pointy ends away from children.

unclesmrgol on December 4, 2013 at 10:16 PM

You know what they say about dogs acting like their humans. And looking like them.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:04 PM

.
Now that’s just MEAN …

… even knocking down a small child Sunny looks a thousand times MORE adorable than Moochelle ever will!

;)

Is it just me or does Moochelle look like she’s barking in the still shot?

and WHO is the highly amused fellow in auniform in the background?

PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

It’s like a still photo from ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST now that I look at the still photo again.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:17 PM

People. Watch the video. Sunny checks to see if the little girl is OK and vice versa. No malice or fright on either side.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

Valid observation . She’s a dog .
Lack of control , discipline ……?
Make up your own minds .

Lucano on December 4, 2013 at 10:17 PM

“goat head barbacoa”

I don’t even know what that IS, oldroy.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:12 PM

You said you live in South Texas? It was a semi-racial-geographic/gustatory term of endearment.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:17 PM

Ashtyn Gardner, the other white meat.

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:18 PM

Maybe it wasn’t the dog-girl action that Michelle was oohing about. Maybe it was her eagerness to get-that-shopping-bag on the floor before anyone else grabbed it.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:18 PM

Maybe NOW the MSM will start covering the “Knockout Game”!
;->
PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:02 PM

Mary Katherine Hamm and the others at HotAir don’t even cover it.

bluegill on December 4, 2013 at 10:18 PM

Christmas event? They celebrate Christmas?

unclesmrgol on December 4, 2013 at 10:19 PM

“goat head barbacoa”

I don’t even know what that IS, oldroy.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:12 PM

You said you live in South Texas? It was a semi-racial-geographic/gustatory term of endearment.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:17 PM

You’re confused, oldroy, I’ve never said I lived in South Texas.

And I still don’t know what “goat head barbacoa” is. Nor want to know.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:19 PM

Two-year old white girl: It’s what’s for dinner!

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:19 PM

Just imagine the furious uproar if Barney had attacked a little, black girl. Pearls, clutched.

Aren’t some morons on the Left always claiming that owners make their dogs racist or something???

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

All that needs to be said.

Steve Eggleston on December 4, 2013 at 10:20 PM

She tripped on the other kid’s walker.

Blake on December 4, 2013 at 10:20 PM

File this one away for whenever Michelle or Sunny decide they want to run for something and claim they’re in it for the children.

Filed under the attack of the Obama bitches.

Happy Nomad on December 4, 2013 at 10:21 PM

Just imagine the furious uproar if Barney had attacked a little, black girl. Pearls, clutched.

Aren’t some morons on the Left always claiming that owners make their dogs racist or something???

Resist We Much on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

All that needs to be said.

Steve Eggleston on December 4, 2013 at 10:20 PM

I will never forget Barney biting that media hack.
RIP Barney.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:22 PM

No Mao Christmas decoration this year?

Blake on December 4, 2013 at 10:23 PM

When is 0bama going to have the WH chef prepare some wagyu dogmeat?

OmahaConservative on December 4, 2013 at 10:23 PM

You’re confused, oldroy, I’ve never said I lived in South Texas.

And I still don’t know what “goat head barbacoa” is. Nor want to know.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:19 PM

Dig a 3 x 3 x 3 foot pit. Burn lots of hard wood or charcoal. Place meat on coals. Add Corn and potatoes and tomatillo and various spices: Cumin, coriander, salt, pepper, green chile. Cover with Banana leaves or avocado leaves or burlap. Sip beverage for many hours. Remove cover. Enjoy.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:23 PM

That just isn’t fair.

Don’t diss the dog owners.

thgrant on December 4, 2013 at 10:24 PM

“goat head barbacoa”
I don’t even know what that IS, oldroy.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:12 PM

You said you live in South Texas? It was a semi-racial-geographic/gustatory term of endearment.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:17 PM

You’re confused, oldroy, I’ve never said I lived in South Texas.

And I still don’t know what “goat head barbacoa” is. Nor want to know.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:19 PM

Psst. Oldroy, that’s terryannonline. Easy mistake.
You had me at Barbacoa.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:24 PM

Moron AA tards are punching innocent white people for pure amuzment.

SparkPlug on December 4, 2013 at 10:24 PM

What is the purpose of this stupid thread?

mnjg on December 4, 2013 at 10:25 PM

msm

“How cute this is.”

“Good we can run this and not say a word about the knock out game.”

APACHEWHOKNOWS on December 4, 2013 at 10:25 PM

I will never forget Barney biting that media hack.
RIP Barney.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:22 PM

Good Barney.

Steve Eggleston on December 4, 2013 at 10:25 PM

Is it just me or does Moochelle look like she’s barking in the still shot?
PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

No, she’s saying “If Bull Connor can do it, so can we!”.

whatcat on December 4, 2013 at 10:25 PM

I don’t see any whiteys in server’s uniforms.

Racist WH.

Bishop on December 4, 2013 at 10:26 PM

For me this is more about “knockers” than knock out games.

good voyeur vid

APACHEWHOKNOWS on December 4, 2013 at 10:27 PM

I don’t see any whiteys in server’s uniforms.

Racist WH.

Bishop on December 4, 2013 at 10:26 PM

Oh. Go eat your grilled possum.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:27 PM

What is the purpose of this stupid thread?

mnjg on December 4, 2013 at 10:25 PM

Making fun of mooch without getting banned?

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:27 PM

“Who let the knockers out”

who
who

APACHEWHOKNOWS on December 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

Making fun of mooch without getting banned?

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:27 PM

Omg. Hilarious.

SparkPlug on December 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

Psst. Oldroy, that’s terryannonline. Easy mistake.
You had me at Barbacoa.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:24 PM

Yes. Cow, Sheep, Pig, or Goat’s head. It’s yummy. Of course if you aren’t adventurous, a pork shoulder will do.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

Come on this thread is not about Moochelle. It’s about a black dog with bad breath who eats crates of free buttered lobster at tax payer expense and for the first time in its adult life is finally proud of its country.

SparkPlug on December 4, 2013 at 10:30 PM

Psst. Oldroy, that’s terryannonline. Easy mistake.
You had me at Barbacoa.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:24 PM

Yes. Cow, Sheep, Pig, or Goat’s head. It’s yummy. Of course if you aren’t adventurous, a pork shoulder will do.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

Yum. Just don’t put Sunny in there. Don’t wanna break bread with the commie dog eater.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:31 PM

Making fun of mooch without getting banned?

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:27 PM

…………..Omg. Hilarious.

SparkPlug on December 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

…that is good!

KOOLAID2 on December 4, 2013 at 10:32 PM

And I still don’t know what “goat head barbacoa” is. Nor want to know.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:19 PM

And you’re better-off for it.

Solaratov on December 4, 2013 at 10:33 PM

APACHEWHOKNOWS on December 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

that made me spittle my coffee! LOL

CoffeeLover on December 4, 2013 at 10:34 PM

Yum. Just don’t put Sunny in there. Don’t wanna break bread with the commie dog eater.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:31 PM

Too hard to singe the hair off of the hide. Plus dogs are pure love. Even Sunny. Seems like he is a “teenager” or so…

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:35 PM

just isn’t fair. Don’t diss the dog owners. thgrant on December 4, 2013 at 10:24 PM

Barky owned one up until he flushed.. does that count?

wolly4321 on December 4, 2013 at 10:35 PM

And you’re better-off for it.

Solaratov on December 4, 2013 at 10:33 PM

Just more left for barbacoa lovers.

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:36 PM

Yum. Just don’t put Sunny in there. Don’t wanna break bread with the commie dog eater.

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:31 PM

Too hard to singe the hair off of the hide. Plus dogs are pure love. Even Sunny. Seems like he is a “teenager” or so…

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:35 PM

I fear for Sunny and Bo once the cameras are no longer around.
Chewy, but tough? Or, was that the tiger?

HornetSting on December 4, 2013 at 10:37 PM

What is the purpose of this stupid thread?
mnjg on December 4, 2013 at 10:25 PM

To determine the humor-deprived so we can chip in to get them chuckle lessons.

whatcat on December 4, 2013 at 10:39 PM

We need better “stand your ground” laws.

blammm on December 4, 2013 at 10:39 PM

msm
“How cute this is.”
“Good we can run this and not say a word about the knock out game.”
APACHEWHOKNOWS on December 4, 2013 at 10:25 PM

Well, I gotta hand it to ‘em on this one, the kid and the puppy are cute. Nice “Awwww” moment.

whatcat on December 4, 2013 at 10:42 PM

It’s not cool to hate on the pooch…now if it was one of those teabagger breeds, well, OK then have at it.

kcewa on December 4, 2013 at 10:46 PM

It’s not cool to hate on the pooch…now if it was one of those teabagger breeds, well, OK then have at it.

kcewa on December 4, 2013 at 10:46 PM

So are you talking anything that retrieves ducks and geese? anything that rides in the back of a pickup truck?

oldroy on December 4, 2013 at 10:51 PM

The blue-eyed, consumerist Devil didn’t drop her bag, though, did she!?!?

SouthernGent on December 4, 2013 at 10:55 PM

She looks like a modern day Bull Connor in this shot.

blammm on December 4, 2013 at 10:51 PM

Beat ya to that reference.

whatcat on December 4, 2013 at 10:56 PM

like her or not, she is the First Lady . have a little respect.

scalleywag on December 4, 2013 at 11:01 PM

have a little respect.

scalleywag on December 4, 2013 at 11:01 PM

Not to worry, I expect we’uns have as little respect as possible.

whatcat on December 4, 2013 at 11:13 PM

The dog is obviously RACIST!

GarandFan on December 4, 2013 at 11:14 PM

Seeing the video, Mooch handled that quite well. Keep her on dog duty for the next 3 years.

Rational Thought on December 4, 2013 at 11:17 PM

Jay Carney in the vest to the left?

Lionheart on December 4, 2013 at 11:37 PM

“All this for a little white girl.”

. have a little respect.

scalleywag on December 4, 2013 at 11:01 PM

psoff.

MontanaMmmm on December 4, 2013 at 11:50 PM

Poor dog.

Only brought out occasionally as a prop.

Not socialized around people.

Ben Hur on December 5, 2013 at 12:15 AM

I don’t see any whiteys in server’s uniforms.

Racist WH.

Bishop on December 4, 2013 at 10:26 PM

It’s not an Eddie Murphy film.

Ben Hur on December 5, 2013 at 12:17 AM

The 2nd time FLOTUS is proud of her country…

ChuckTX on December 5, 2013 at 12:18 AM

Barney, sic ‘em! Good boy.

Christien on December 5, 2013 at 12:25 AM

The military guy in the background is smiling. Is it the dog’s actions, or the First Lady’s reaction he finds amusing?

Netclimber on December 5, 2013 at 12:29 AM

“goat head barbacoa”

I don’t even know what that IS, oldroy.

Lourdes on December 4, 2013 at 10:12 PM

Well then, you won’t mind if I get first dibs on the eyes.

Oldnuke on December 5, 2013 at 12:34 AM

like her or not, she is the First Lady . have a little respect.

scalleywag on December 4, 2013 at 11:01 PM

I agree and I have as little as possible.

Oldnuke on December 5, 2013 at 12:36 AM

Obama’s dog messed up…

Will Barry blame Barney?

ITguy on December 5, 2013 at 12:36 AM

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