Member of Obama family viciously assaults adorable child at Christmas party

posted at 10:01 pm on December 4, 2013 by Mary Katharine Ham

Oh, I kid. I kid.

It’s Sunny Obama causing trouble at a Christmas gathering at the White House. Sunny, a Portuguese water dog who joined the first family and its other dog Bo in August, got a little out of hand, jumping on 2-year-old Ashtyn Gardner. Gardner then tripped and fell. Apparently, just like every other member of the administration, Sunny is incapable of taking responsibility. Oh, I kid again. Apparently, just like every other part of this administration, Sunny is badly managed. Har, I can’t resist. But being 2, Sunny’s tiny scapegoat didn’t have far to fall, so no harm was done.

But check out how traumatic the still shot looks.

Michelle Sunny

File this one away for whenever Michelle or Sunny decide they want to run for something and claim they’re in it for the children. Black-and-white film, Ashtyn Gardner’s tearful testimonial, and this photo.

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I got a feeling Sunny heard about a certain member of the White House’s culinary tastes and decided to make a break for it.

BlaxPac on December 5, 2013 at 12:47 AM

If Bo was named after Barack Obama’s initials, why wasn’t the other dog named Mo? Then if they get a third dog named after Sasha, we’ll have Bo and So, like the rodeo clown.

Steve Z on December 5, 2013 at 1:08 AM

Sunny, a Portuguese water dog who joined the first family and its other dog Bo in August, got a little out of hand, jumping on 2-year-old Ashtyn Gardner. Gardner then tripped and fell.

Does Ashtyn’s plan cover this?

Shy Guy on December 5, 2013 at 1:17 AM

Behavioral issues aside, that dog is ugly as sin.

MisterElephant on December 5, 2013 at 3:09 AM

“Why, yes, I do remember the day Michelle sicced her dog on me, like it was yesterday. Sometimes I wake up in the night with a cold sweat and shivering. It’s like Selma all over again.”

Adjoran on December 5, 2013 at 6:09 AM

MisterElephant on December 5, 2013 at 3:09 AM

Yer talkin’ ’bout the Portuguese water dog, right? Just wanted to be sure. :)

coldwarrior on December 5, 2013 at 6:32 AM

No doubt that when the squatters leave our White House, they will abandon the photo op dog.

crash72 on December 5, 2013 at 6:40 AM

Puppies do what puppies do.

mimi1220 on December 5, 2013 at 7:40 AM

Maybe NOW the MSM will start covering the “Knockout Game”!

;->

PolAgnostic on December 4, 2013 at 10:02 PM

Right outta the gate…

Well played.

Is Michelle mocking that little girl in the second pic? “Aw, did the little girl go boom? I don’t lose sleep over it, because the realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. So, you know, you can’t — you know, you can’t make decisions based on fear and the possibility of what might happen. We just weren’t raised that way.”

Fallon on December 5, 2013 at 8:39 AM

I’m guessing the original photo before the White House photo shoppers got their hands on it has Sunny and Michelle Obama reversed.

The evening dialogue in the White House private quarters: “She deserved it! Little white girl took cookie FLOTUS wanted!”

northdallasthirty on December 5, 2013 at 9:19 AM

war on woman, war on children, death panels for the elderly…..

crosshugger on December 5, 2013 at 9:31 AM

Just another horrible instance of black on white crime that will go unnoticed by the press.

;-)

TheLoudTalker on December 5, 2013 at 10:32 AM

Didn’t take long…

http://9gag.com/gag/aM1EVg6

SnakeintheGrass on December 5, 2013 at 10:44 AM

Don’t blame the dog, blame the irresponsible owner…

dugbru on December 5, 2013 at 1:06 PM

Looks like Sunny was more interested in checking out the food on the table and the kid was in the way. As much as I don’t care for Michelle Obama, I do respect her for making sure the little girl got a dog “apology”, so that she won’t be scared of dogs.

RebeccaH on December 5, 2013 at 3:02 PM

I like the fact that the female kitchen worker and the Lieutenant both find this to be high-comedy while everyone else has their best, ‘Gosh, my goodness!” face on… .

CaptFlood on December 5, 2013 at 3:15 PM

After carefully reviewing the tape, not a paw was placed on the child, the penalty for clipping is denied. Still First Down.

Medbob on December 5, 2013 at 4:33 PM

Is it just me or does Michelle Obama’s stance in the photo remind anyone else of that other famous Democrat dog lover, Bull Connor?

Laurence on December 5, 2013 at 4:48 PM

Barney Bush, GW’s Scottish Terrier, bit a reporter. Obama’s dog attacked a child. Just an observation.

fight like a girl on December 5, 2013 at 6:43 PM

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