Tales from the shutdown apocalypse: FLOTUS’s official Twitter account forced to limit updates

posted at 3:21 pm on October 1, 2013 by Allahpundit

This isn’t America.

Alternate headline: “Yes, you’re paying someone to run FLOTUS’s free Twitter account.” The reason they need to scale back, in theory, is that it’s technically illegal for furloughed federal workers to so much as check their e-mail while there’s a shutdown on. Presumably the First Lady’s press shop has been sent home, which means the country will have to make do for awhile without periodic reminders that water is important. In that case, though, why tweet at all that updates will be “limited” instead of just going silent? (The FLOTUS account usually tweets only sporadically, sometimes not even once a day.) Silly — you know why.

As for the state of negotiations, Boehner’s apparently ready to try Ted Cruz’s plan of passing small, targeted CRs that fund specific parts of the government piecemeal. The first beneficiaries under the GOP plan: D.C., the VA, and the National Park Service, which would deny Democrats any more easy “shutdown theater” opportunities like sealing off the WWII Memorial just to spite people. Democrats won’t go for it, predictably, but that refusal gives the GOP some room to argue that, contrary to what Obama said in the Rose Garden this afternoon, this is not a “Republican shutdown.”

Via Politico, here’s Democratic Rep. John Larson on the House floor last night, staring into the abyss of not being able to access government websites for a few days. (Some websites are, of course, inaccessible despite being fully funded.) If you think he was mad yesterday, imagine how mad he’ll be when he finds out FLOTUS’s intern won’t be farting out the daily “eat more vegetables” tweet.


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I’ll bet she thinks we really give a sh!t.

katy the mean old lady on October 1, 2013 at 4:07 PM

You just know she seriously does…

OmahaConservative on October 1, 2013 at 4:10 PM

davidk on October 1, 2013 at 4:04 PM

Thanks, but historical references are lost on the trolls. It’s rather cruel of me to do that to them.

Sorry, trolls.

And, no, she’s not one of Miley Cyrus’ backup dancers.

mankai on October 1, 2013 at 4:10 PM

Missed who?

davidk on October 1, 2013 at 4:05 PM

The one who hates America the most, the lazy lardazz.

Schadenfreude on October 1, 2013 at 4:10 PM

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They opened at 8:00 and it took 2hrs and 48min to enroll one family of three. Yeah. Tearin’ it up.

davidk on October 1, 2013 at 4:10 PM

They forgot to add the part about how they had to sign up or face a fine and possible jail time, but whatevs.

mankai on October 1, 2013 at 4:13 PM

You can post only so many homeopathic ways to remove tangles.

RovesChins on October 1, 2013 at 4:14 PM

The horror! The horror! – Kurtz

Karmi on October 1, 2013 at 4:15 PM

FLOTUS’s official Twitter account forced to limit updates

Oh noes – What ever is I gonna do!?!

So, Big Mo has a whole team of twits that tweet for her? Are her fingers too fat and/or greasy to type efficiently?

Pork-Chop on October 1, 2013 at 4:16 PM

Oh, the Horror!

Another Drew on October 1, 2013 at 4:19 PM

Imagine The Founders’ feelings on fewer Flotus tweets. Taxpayer funded tweets to be exact.

LetsBfrank on October 1, 2013 at 4:19 PM

I’ll bet she thinks we really give a sh!t.

katy the mean old lady on October 1, 2013 at 4:07 PM

You really are mean, aren’t you?

oldroy on October 1, 2013 at 4:21 PM

I feel so lost.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics is furloughing.
The Commission For Fine Arts is closed.
The NASA Channel is off the air.
And now THIS….and I don’t even tweet.
Where will I go? What will I do?

Jomama on October 1, 2013 at 4:21 PM

I wish they would shut down the Dept’s of Education, Energy, the IRS and EPA. I’m curious if we’d notice any difference?

iamsaved on October 1, 2013 at 4:22 PM

The fact that we PAY for this bloated toad to tweet her every thought makes my blood boil.

RovesChins on October 1, 2013 at 4:22 PM

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4532497362389592&w=246&h=177&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7

OmahaConservative on October 1, 2013 at 4:19 PM

I was hungry. Now I’m not. I feel kind of queasy.

oldroy on October 1, 2013 at 4:22 PM

oldroy on October 1, 2013 at 4:22 PM

Lol! Sorry, buddy…

OmahaConservative on October 1, 2013 at 4:25 PM

Via Politico, here’s Democratic Rep. John Larson on the House floor last night, staring into the abyss of not being able to access government websites for a few days. (Some websites are, of course, inaccessible despite being fully funded.) If you think he was mad yesterday, imagine how mad he’ll be when he finds out FLOTUS’s intern won’t be farting out the daily “eat more vegetables” tweet.

I missed this little bit.

RovesChins on October 1, 2013 at 4:26 PM

For some odd reason he forgot the difference is that Apple is glitching with their own money and Obama is doing it with other peoples’ money.

Dusty on October 1, 2013 at 4:08 PM

APPLE’s never forced me to buy a phone or fined me if I refused either.

Resist We Much on October 1, 2013 at 4:26 PM

Lol! Sorry, buddy…

OmahaConservative on October 1, 2013 at 4:25 PM

Yeah, I’m kind of on a diet, so it’s blessing in disguise do to speak.

oldroy on October 1, 2013 at 4:27 PM

My congressman sent an email out today looking for stories of how the shutdown is affecting people. I gave him a very sarcastic earful.

Oh noes!!! How now will I survive….

Free Indeed on October 1, 2013 at 4:30 PM

Now she can’t have her tweet (or would that be twit…?) staff spew 140 character chunks for her tens of thousands of FAKE followers. Beyond parody.

ElectricPhase on October 1, 2013 at 4:31 PM

Facts, not media jive, from my representative, Tim Murphy (PA):

What You Need to Know About Government Operations During a Lapse In Funding

Why Are We Here?

In accordance with Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 of the United States Constitution, “no money shall be drawn from the Treasury but in consequence of Appropriations made by law.” The law under which government is currently funded expired at midnight on Monday, September 30. Operations at agencies funded by the annual appropriations process are restricted.

What Has the House Done?

The House, committed to preventing a government shutdown, has passed three temporary spending measures called ‘continuing resolutions’ to keep the government open. The first continuing resolution prohibited funds from being spent to implement the Affordable Care Act (ACA). The second measure to fund government operations delayed all aspects of the ACA for one year and permanently repealed a 2.3 percent tax on medical devices.

On Monday, the House passed a third funding measure, which included a one-year delay of the individual mandate, and required the President, Vice President, and political appointees – who are exempt from the ACA under the law – to participate in the insurance exchange marketplaces; it also removed the “employer contribution” to buy health insurance for lawmakers and congressional staff who are already required to participate in the ACA.

Late Monday night, the House moved to set up a “conference committee” of House and Senate members to sit down and work through legislative differences but the Senate rejected it. The House remains in legislative session.

What Has the Senate Done?

The Senate has voted down all House resolutions to keep government operations running. Majority Leader Harry Reid said the Senate will not agree to a conference committee with House lawmakers to work on a solution. This past weekend, the Senate did not convene to avoid a shutdown and many Senators returned home on Saturday and Sunday while the House remained in session working on legislative solutions. The Senate is now in legislative session.

What Has the President Done?

The President has said he would not consider or discuss any changes to current policy with Congress related to continuing government operations. It was noted in news sources that on Saturday, the President played golf (on a taxpayer-funded course) with his staff while the House was in legislative session debating the second resolution to prevent a lapse in appropriations.

What Shuts Down?

The Administration has latitude in determining what stays open and what closes, along with determining “essential” and “non-essential” personnel. The Executive Branch, not Congress, determines which Executive Branch activities are carried out during a lapse in appropriations, and therefore, the information below is subject to change.

Generally, employees responsible for imminent threats to human life or property will continue to work, as determined by their agency, including those who:

• Provide for the national security, including the conduct of foreign relations essential to the national security or the safety of life and property.

• Provide for benefit payments and the performance of contract obligations or other funds remaining available for those purposes.

• Conduct essential activities to the extent that they protect life and property, including:
•Medical care of inpatients and emergency outpatient care;
•Activities essential to ensure continued public health and safety, including safe use of food and drugs and safe use of hazardous materials;
•The continuance of air traffic control and other transportation safety functions and the protection of transport property;
•Border and coastal protection and surveillance;
•Protection of Federal lands, buildings, waterways, equipment and other property owned by the United States;
•Care of prisoners and other persons in the custody of the United States;
•Law enforcement and criminal investigations;
•Emergency and disaster assistance;
•Activities essential to the preservation of the essential elements of the money and banking system of the United States, including borrowing and tax collection activities of the Treasury;
•Activities that ensure production of power and maintenance of the power distribution system; and
•Activities necessary to maintain protection of research property.

Are Medicare Benefits Impacted?

Seniors on Medicare can continue seeing their doctor. Medicare services for current beneficiaries will continue without interruption during a temporary lapse in government funding. This is due primarily to the fact that funds to pay Medicare claims are not dependent on appropriations, but are transferred from the Medicare trust funds.

What About Veterans’ Benefits?

According to the Department of Veterans Affairs, claims processing and payments in the compensation, pension, education, and vocational rehabilitation programs will continue. Therefore, disabled veterans in receipt of disability compensation or pension checks should continue to receive those payments. Veterans with new or pending claims may be impacted by a delay until funding for claims processors is appropriated. Survivor benefits are similar to disability/pension benefits paid to veterans. Thus, survivors currently in receipt of Dependency and Indemnity Compensation or Survivors’ Pension will continue to receive those payments at least through late October. New claims may be delayed.

Will Social Security Checks Still Go Out?

Because Social Security benefits are not subject to appropriations and are mandatory spending, the Social Security Administration will continue sending checks would go out. New applicants won’t be processed.

What Will Happen with Disability Benefits (SSDI)?

Disability benefits will continue to be paid. New benefit applications for retirement, disability, and survivor benefits may be delayed depending on the staffing plan developed by the Social Security Administration the number of staff on hand will determine the amount of work processed. This plan is still under review at the Office of Management and Budget.

Will the Mail Be Delivered? Will Post Offices Be Open?

The U.S. Postal Service will continue mail delivery, retail service, and other operations because the USPS is essentially funded through the sale of postage and not appropriations from Congress. With the exception of USPS facilities in federal buildings, all postal facilities will remain open.

Will National Parks and Museums Be Shut Down?

National Parks will be closed to public use. Some personnel would be kept in place for resource protection (and to tell people that arrive that they are closed). The National Park Service has informed the House Natural Resources Committee that they do not expect to close access to open entrance park land, such as the National Mall and the GW Parkway.

What Will Happen to Military Installations? Will They Be Closed?

The Department of Defense (DOD) and each of the Service Secretaries have latitude in determining which operations and activities are exempt from the shutdown. According to DOD guidance, military operations and activities determined necessary for national security, including administrative, logistical, medical, and other activities in direct support of such operations and activities are exempt from furlough and shutdown.

What About Passport Processing?

State Consular functions, both domestically and abroad, are funded by fees-for-service so they will not be immediately impacted by a government work stoppage.

What About Our Troops?

On Saturday, the House unanimously approved a bill to ensure the payment of our troops and supporting civilian employees or contractors in the event of a government shutdown. On Monday, when the Senate came back into session, they voted to pass it and the legislation was then signed into law.

As we stand at an impasse, I am continuing to work on finding a resolution. I share the frustration many of you have expressed to me through numerous phone calls and emails. I was elected to serve you and find solutions to the problems facing our nation and I will continue working towards a solution. As we move forward, I’d like to know what you think. Should the House immediately pass a “clean” government funding bill that contains no other policy measures than existing policy and current spending levels, or continue to attempt to enact policy changes even if it means a continued lapse in government funding?

Yes, pass a “clean” funding measure, don’t try to work on policy differences

No, continue working on changes to current policies

Please share your thoughts with me.

onlineanalyst on October 1, 2013 at 4:32 PM

Free Indeed on October 1, 2013 at 4:30 PM

Watch out for those rogue IRS agents from Cincinnati.

mankai on October 1, 2013 at 4:34 PM

My stocks performed better today than they have in about two months. More shutdown please.

Erich66 on October 1, 2013 at 4:34 PM

Fascinating — I pick up my iPhone and hit a few keys and voila! A tweet takes flight. This woman needs a federal government to tweet?

dpduq on October 1, 2013 at 4:40 PM

100 unintended consequences of obama’care’

Schadenfreude on October 1, 2013 at 4:44 PM

Charles @krauthammer is so right; once it gets out that FLOTUS cuts tweets due to shutdown, major-MAJOR!-lifeline to Obama.

Rovin on October 1, 2013 at 4:48 PM

Who givep about anything this heifer has to say?

Murphy9 on October 1, 2013 at 4:50 PM

*gives a rip…

Murphy9 on October 1, 2013 at 4:50 PM

FLOTUS: “Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, updates to this account will be limited.”

Not only does a government shutdown look pretty good…

IT SOUNDS EVEN BETTER!!!

dominigan on October 1, 2013 at 4:53 PM

OK. Which troll is it: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/01/louisiana-man-drugged-grandmother-to-make-meth-in-attic-while-slept-police-say/?intcmp=trending

davidk on October 1, 2013 at 3:43 PM

I don’t know about a troll, but we do have this strange person from Louisiana that keeps posting weird things on QOTD.

Barred on October 1, 2013 at 4:57 PM

Has the GOP killed TOTUS too?????

faraway on October 1, 2013 at 5:07 PM

If there’s a government shutdown going on I haven’t detected a trace of it yet. I was just out on the freeway and saw a shiny new police vehicle unlike any I’ve seen before. It must be brand new. Take the law enforcement emblem off of it and put a Beer logo on it and it would be ready for parade, it was so tricked out and shiny. If not for the reports in the news about a supposed government shutdown I would swear they had just won the lottery or something!

FloatingRock on October 1, 2013 at 5:09 PM

In the old days young people called a vehicle like that “tricked”, but in modern day parlance I think they call it “pimped”.

FloatingRock on October 1, 2013 at 5:10 PM

2 million fake Twitter followers have been shutdown as well.

faraway on October 1, 2013 at 5:11 PM

I wonder if the @Flotus twitter account will move on to the next first lady, like the Pope’s did. Any bets?

phillypolitics on October 1, 2013 at 5:15 PM

I wonder if the @Flotus twitter account will move on to the next first lady, like the Pope’s did. Any bets?

phillypolitics on October 1, 2013 at 5:15 PM

FLOTUS is admitting that the account belongs to the Federal government with her latest tweet.

faraway on October 1, 2013 at 5:18 PM

Fear not my friends, tweets from Flotus will come from her re activated personal account:

@wheresmydamnlobstah?

can_con on October 1, 2013 at 5:28 PM

Hopefully, this also means that the 18 members of her staff, 6 or 7 of whom collect 6 figure annual salaries, are also furloughed for the duration….

Do we really need that many staff for Marie Antoinette II?

#BlameHarryReid

Athos on October 1, 2013 at 5:33 PM

I spent all day in airports and was only fondled once by TSA agents.

This isn’t my America.

steebo77 on October 1, 2013 at 5:33 PM

The downside of all of this is that she’ll likely need another $20M plus long weekend vacation on the Costa del Sol as soon as the ‘turmoil’ and ‘pressure’ ends….

Athos on October 1, 2013 at 5:35 PM

Via Politico, here’s Democratic Rep. John Larson on the House floor last night, staring into the abyss of not being able to access government websites for a few days. (Some websites are, of course, inaccessible despite being fully funded.)

Wait – you mean websites have been shut down entirely, not just not updated? Don’t have time to watch the vid…

Buy Danish on October 1, 2013 at 5:35 PM

What more proof do we need that the FLOTUS is out of touch with reality… as Twitter is FREE.

sadatoni on October 1, 2013 at 5:37 PM

What more proof do we need that the FLOTUS is out of touch with reality… as Twitter is FREE.

sadatoni on October 1, 2013 at 5:37 PM

Thread closed.

A+

Del Dolemonte on October 1, 2013 at 5:44 PM

The sad part is they wouldn’t do it if it didn’t resonate with their voters.

rogerb on October 1, 2013 at 5:47 PM

Let me be clear, if the affordable health care act doesn’t base coverage on skin color and party affiliation, it will be the first program from of administation that doesn’t operate in that fashion. So if you are a conservative, I’m afraid you may well have already doomed your family, your parents from qualifying for needed services.
Oh and Washington Post suggested shooting you today. Thought you should know

onomo on October 1, 2013 at 5:49 PM

Get off the couch and move yourself and pound the keyboard yourself. Lazy ass mooch.

AH_C on October 1, 2013 at 5:50 PM

Democrats won’t go for it, predictably, but that refusal gives the GOP some room to argue that, contrary to what Obama said in the Rose Garden this afternoon, this is not a “Republican shutdown.”

Thank you for confirming that it was 1pm when the lazy stupid bastard was wishing everybody a good morning (twice) and calling the House GOP hostage takers.

Good for the House for working on small CR bills, given that the Senate refuses to talk to anybody but the filthy coward in the White House.

Happy Nomad on October 1, 2013 at 5:54 PM

Meanwhile, our kids in the schools still have to eat Moochelle-sanctioned gruel.

Ward Cleaver on October 1, 2013 at 5:57 PM

Libs See Tea Party, Koch Brothers Conspiracy In Obamacare Website Glitches…

U.N.H.I.N.G.E.D.

Resist We Much on October 1, 2013 at 5:42 PM

You think the GOP would have learned after their conspiracy with Diebold in 2004. /

Happy Nomad on October 1, 2013 at 5:58 PM

Supposedly, Boehner is only about 20 votes short of satisfying the Hastert rule for comprehensive amnesty so don’t get distracted. Hot Air isn’t covering this stuff.

Wigglesworth on October 1, 2013 at 6:00 PM

Can we shut down the NSA and IRS next, please?

FloatingRock on October 1, 2013 at 6:02 PM

Supposedly, Boehner is only about 20 votes short of satisfying the Hastert rule for comprehensive amnesty so don’t get distracted. Hot Air isn’t covering this stuff.

Wigglesworth on October 1, 2013 at 6:00 PM

In a few days the shutdown will be old news like the sequester. It’s the new normal. You’re right, it’s time to shift gears back to fighting amnesty.

FloatingRock on October 1, 2013 at 6:05 PM

E-verify site is down…

socalcon on October 1, 2013 at 6:06 PM

That’s because the government worker she gets to post for her is furloughed.

jake49 on October 1, 2013 at 6:09 PM

OT but for those going through withdrawal pains for lack of a national Pandacam…… San Diego Zoo’s is up and running and much better. The DC pandas just lay there. San Diego’s actually move around! link

Happy Nomad on October 1, 2013 at 6:10 PM

So that’s why I was feeling so crummy! I forget to drink my water with Michey telling me!

PattyJ on October 1, 2013 at 6:11 PM

Now she’s got free time to film more JackLinks Beef Jerky commercials.

gregbert on October 1, 2013 at 6:25 PM

Just send all the GOP home for 30 days and say you won’t come back until they agree to serious negotiations. Oh and the ante goes up each week.

If nothing by November 1st the new negotiation position is outright repeal while we still have insurance companies around. Plus tort reform, shopping across borders and elimination of any mandates on what’s in the policy.

The clock starts ticking now. Then go home.

Oboobi can’t even make recess appointments if the govt is shutdown.

This is what a republic looks like when the House exercises its power of the purse.

AH_C on October 1, 2013 at 6:28 PM

From David Burge @Iowahawkblog

I know! Let’s let people who can’t figure out how to make a tweet without taxpayer money redesign our health care system. #WhatCouldGoWrong

Athos on October 1, 2013 at 6:29 PM

E-verify site is down…

socalcon on October 1, 2013 at 6:06 PM

ALERT: E-Verify is unavailable due to the federal government shutdown

faraway on October 1, 2013 at 6:37 PM

So we’ve lost the Indian Arts and Crafts Board AND the FLOTUS Twitter feed in one day…

We’re MELTING!!!!!

UnderstandingisPower on October 1, 2013 at 6:47 PM

BTW, everyone DOES realize that the next time a gov shutdown is threatened, it will be our health care that’s on the line as a hostage, right?

UnderstandingisPower on October 1, 2013 at 6:48 PM

If you think he was mad yesterday, imagine how mad he’ll be when he finds out FLOTUS’s intern won’t be farting out the daily “eat more vegetables” tweet.

So what you saying is people are not going to be able to find out drinking water is good. Ooh, this is immediate. This is apocalypse like right now.
Oh the horror. (And all the boards did shrink)

onomo on October 1, 2013 at 6:50 PM

OT:Report: Up To 80 Airmen At Lackland Air Force Base Subjected To Threats And Punishment For Their Personal Beliefs On Gay Marriage…

Evangelical Christian airmen at Lackland Air Force Base are facing severe threats and retribution for their religious beliefs and some personnel have been ordered to publicly express their position on gay marriage.

“There is an atmosphere of intimidation at Lackland Air Force Base,” said Steve Branson, the pastor of Village Parkway Baptist Church in San Antonio. “Gay commanders and officers are pushing their agenda on the airmen. There is a culture of fear in the military and it’s gone to a new level with the issue of homosexuality.”

Sodomites, fundamentally transforming the military.

Murphy9 on October 1, 2013 at 6:50 PM

BTW, everyone DOES realize that the next time a gov shutdown is threatened, it will be our health care that’s on the line as a hostage, right?

UnderstandingisPower on October 1, 2013 at 6:48 PM

Um…… the government is shutdown and our healthcare is on the line as a hostage NOW! Try and keep up.

Happy Nomad on October 1, 2013 at 6:51 PM

OT:Report: Up To 80 Airmen At Lackland Air Force Base Subjected To Threats And Punishment For Their Personal Beliefs On Gay Marriage…

Murphy9 on October 1, 2013 at 6:50 PM

Reminds me of that soldier in the Army choir who they were trying to run out of the service once the gays in leadership roles were able to attack straight soldiers through administrative means.

Happy Nomad on October 1, 2013 at 6:53 PM

Instead of focusing on people like FLOTUS how come HotAir does not focus on real people like Me!!!!! as a govt contractor?

Day 1: Fed agency told me to go home. I called the my office manager for direction. His response was use the time to study and bring your certifications up to date.

Hell if this shutdown keeps going on I may have to find a job in the commercial sector AGAIN in a couple of months.

F15Mech on October 1, 2013 at 6:57 PM

Alert: My tax guy reported back to me on his call to the IRS today on my behalf: “This office is closed until further notice.”

So the IRS is down. Great. Now they can be even more unresponsive.

Harbingeing on October 1, 2013 at 7:02 PM

Let me guess. Free healthcare for illegals if this thing passes.

Oil Can on October 1, 2013 at 3:37 PM

Once illegal aliens are granted legal status (whether it’s called “provisional” status, or “probationary” status, or “potato chip” status) they’re lawfully residing in the U.S. — which means they’ll be officially eligible to apply for Obamacare policies, and to receive the nice juicy taxpayer subsidies (estimated at $20,000 per family, per year, for low-income families) they’ll need to pay for those new Obamacare policies.

This has been the plan all along. When Obama said that “illegal aliens” wouldn’t be getting Obamacare at taxpayer expense, he meant it. That’s because he intends to turn tens of millions of “illegal aliens” into “legal residents.”

And the Republicans are plotting to help him do it.

AZCoyote on October 1, 2013 at 7:02 PM

Um…… the government is shutdown and our healthcare is on the line as a hostage NOW! Try and keep up.

Happy Nomad on October 1, 2013 at 6:51 PM

No. Right now most of us still have our traditional coverage (increasing premiums, etc. notwithstanding). When everyone’s “insurance” is actually through the gov, and the gov shuts down, it will really stink to have an emergency.

UnderstandingisPower on October 1, 2013 at 7:02 PM

Abortion clinics open

faraway on October 1, 2013 at 7:04 PM

You really are mean, aren’t you?

oldroy on October 1, 2013 at 4:21 PM

You betcha.

katy the mean old lady on October 1, 2013 at 8:59 PM

F15Mech on October 1, 2013 at 6:57 PM

Sorry to hear that. It all depends on the type of contract and mission. My crew is working while their Army civilian overseers went home – all the way up to the command SESes at HQ. Just soldiers and logistics/maintenance contractors.

Don’t know about the other service providers across the Army, beyond the cafeteria but that was a economic decision on their part since civilians make up the majority of customers.

AH_C on October 1, 2013 at 9:03 PM

I am barely hanging on without these updates. Just in the last hour I have tried to drink sand and eat the bark off a tree.

HOW DOES WATER WORK AND WHERE DOES FOOD GO!? MY EYES? DOES IT GO IN MY EYES?

Gatsu on October 1, 2013 at 3:38 PM

My wife and I laughed ourselves silly over this. Thank you!

Athanasius on October 1, 2013 at 9:18 PM

Has anyone missed her, yet?

Schadenfreude on October 1, 2013 at 4:01 PM

I am sure Ourman Tranzgenderqueen is sulking in his Starbucks latte. If he/she/it isn’t still busy hijacking another abortion thread!

cableguy615 on October 2, 2013 at 5:33 PM

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