Quotes of the day

posted at 8:31 pm on April 6, 2013 by Allahpundit

Hillary Clinton left the State Department nearly two months ago, but she still needs a staff to keep up with the considerable business of being Hillary Clinton. A half-dozen people now work for the former secretary of state and Democratic presidential candidate in a tiny corporate space on Connecticut Avenue in Washington, in what is called her “transition office.”

Transition to what, Mrs. Clinton and her aides have not yet said. But the question hovers over her every move and has frozen in place the very early — but for some potential candidates, very important — presidential maneuvering on the Democratic side…

Adding to her rivals’ anxiety, a new report emerges almost weekly from a Democratic dinner party in New York or Washington that Important So-and-So heard from Still-More-Important So-and-So that she is absolutely, positively running — only to draw swift rebuttals from her representatives that she has decided nothing of the sort.

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Democratic strategist James Carville asked supporters of Hillary Rodham Clinton on Thursday to pony up some cash if they want to convince her to run for president in 2016.

“It isn’t worth squat to have the fastest car at the racetrack if there ain’t any gas in the tank,” writes Carville in an e-mail sent by Ready for Hillary, the super PAC that was formed to encourage the former secretary of State to make another White House bid…

“We owe it to Hillary to start putting the building blocks of her campaign together now,” Carville said.

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“I’ve always looked at Hillary as a brand,” says Parkhomenko, who at age 27 will be the executive director of Ready for Hillary PAC. “That’s been especially true in the last couple of years. It’s a brand I believe in. It’s a brand I want to protect. It’s a brand I want to build.”

There have been presidential draft campaigns long before they were caucuses or primaries or, obviously, PACs. But Clinton’s advantage is so deep and broad that the super PAC looks downright gaudy. By miles, she’s the most popular Democrat in America. In Iowa, whose anti–Iraq War caucus-goers hobbled her 2008 campaign, Clinton leads the field by at least 39 points. In New Hampshire she’s up by 50. In trial heats, in their own home states, she slaughters the strongest Republican candidates.

So Democratic donors are holding out for Hillary.

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[T]he surge of cash from Clinton backers for McAuliffe should be considered a signal that donors are ready and eager to dig deep for Clinton, asserted John Morgan, a Florida lawyer who hosted Bill Clinton at his Orlando mansion for a fundraiser that he said pulled in $400,000.

“No question about it. It is Hillary’s if she wants it,” said Morgan, who met McAuliffe in the mid-1990s when both raised money for Bill Clinton’s reelection. “I did tell President Clinton that if she ever decided to run, I would like to help. I think most people at my event would enthusiastically support her. Me, especially.”

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Why is the media covering this as if it were a question? It’s never too early to run for president. And Hillary Clinton has been running for president since 1993. So unless health or age issues get in her way, you and I both know there’s no way she’s sitting out 2016…

There’s no one in the Democratic Party who possesses her abilities or her name recognition; certainly, no one who can marshal the kind of heavy hitters and money needed to pull it off. There’s no charismatic upstart to trip her up. Andrew Cuomo? Martin O’Malley? Elizabeth Warren? John Hickenlooper? Joe Biden?…

She has to run. This is the woman who believed herself qualified to lead an effort to craft and then implement a massive overhaul of the entire health-care system, despite her complete lack of expertise or experience on such matters. This is the same women who decided to run for the Senate lacking any of the experience most people might associated with the position– most notably living in the state she allegedly represented.

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Hillary Clinton is 14 years older than Barack Obama. A party has never nominated a leader that much older than his immediate predecessor. (The previous record-holder was James Buchanan, 13 years older than Franklin Pierce when the Democrats chose him in 1856. Runner-up: Dwight Eisenhower, 12 years older than his predecessor, Thomas Dewey.)…

[T]he biggest risk to Democrats from a Hillary Clinton nomination is not that it would be generationally backward-looking — or that it would reopen embarrassing ethical disputes — but that it would short-circuit the necessary work of party renewal.

After eight years in the White House, a party requires a self-appraisal and a debate over its way forward. Bill Clinton offered Democrats just such a debate in 1992 with his “New Democrat” ideas. Barack Obama offered another in 2008 with his careful but unmistakable criticism of Clinton-era domestic policies and Hillary Clinton’s Iraq war vote. But if Hillary Clinton glides into the nomination in 2016 on the strength of money, name recognition, and a generalized feeling of “It’s her turn,” then Democrats will forgo this necessary renewal.

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Having passed the torch to a new generation of leaders, will the American public really be willing to go backwards — back to a politician formed during the bitter political divides of the 1960s?…

(This isn’t just about age, though that’s a factor. Hillary Clinton would be essentially the same age Reagan was when he became president. Of course, he was the oldest president, and age was an issue. But the bigger problem isn’t her age, it’s that she’s old news. Hillary has been in the public eye for more than two decades now.)

One could imagine a scenario where a young leader like Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal, or Paul Ryan would provide a stark contrast to the Baby Boomer Clinton. If one of them wins the nomination, the question will be whether we want to build “a bridge to the future or a bridge to the past?”

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Here are some important pieces of unfinished business from the Obama years that a re-elected in 2016 Democratic party must resolve:

* Were President Obama’s counter-terrorism policies effective and necessary? Or did they over-reach and violate important liberties?

* Is Obamacare a charter for regulated competition among private health insurers? Or is it a deeply flawed half-way step on the way to Medicare for all?…

* How much should the interests of the native-born working class matter on issues like energy and immigration, vs how much for the party’s new constituencies among upper-income professionals and recent migrants?

If these issues don’t get discussed in the course of a presidential primary, when do they get discussed? And if Hillary Clinton glides to an easy victory on the strength of name ID, big money, and “it’s her turn” sentiment, they won’t be discussed at all.

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The pro-Clinton media … assumes that she will somehow remain aloof from real-life, every day, divisive politics. The key to her high favorable numbers, Nate Silver points out, is precisely that “she has remained largely above the partisan fray that characterizes elections and fights over public policy.” But that will end if she runs for president. Candidate Clinton will have to state positions that will not satisfy everyone, not even every Democrat.

In 2008, Clinton assumed her eminence would insulate her from criticism of her position on Iraq. That did not happen. Already in this cycle she has had to play catch-up on same-sex marriage, announcing her support almost a year after Joe Biden announced his. One of these days something will come up that will separate Clinton from the rich men who finance her party. Out of elective office since 2009, she may have more trouble finessing issues than the governors and senators who have to make controversial decisions regularly. Her numbers will fall…

Her finances and business relationships will be scrutinized. Her husband’s foundation and world traveling will be a treasure trove for opposition researchers. God only knows what else he’s been up to. Or what he might say on the campaign trail…

Now, I could be wrong. Maybe Hillary Clinton is on a glide path to the 2016 Democratic nomination and then the presidency. But aren’t we obligated, in this supposedly data-driven, scientific, all-too-cynical age, to look skeptically on the messages emanating from the political and cultural establishment? Especially when a media that hilariously believes it speaks truth to power is parroting those messages? And when what they are saying, in exactly the same terms, was falsified spectacularly only five years ago?

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Enormous efforts are being made to sweeten an already delicious pie. But if there’s one thing Clinton knows all too well, and which her most dedicated supporters might be blind to in their ardor, is that even as Clinton espies that pie, she’s probably pondering the portion of poison on the menu as well

[L]est you think that memories of what it was like to be the target of such attacks are far in the misty distance for Hillary Clinton, let’s recall that one thing Clinton was dealing with in the waning days of her Foggy Bottom tenure was the unrestrained insistence that she was faking the concussion that was keeping her from testifying about the attacks on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi. I wouldn’t worry overmuch about the possibility that Clinton’s dog-tired and done in from the past four years of peripatetic global travel, but I have to imagine that having to endure a round of “Concussionghazi” was unimaginably exhausting…

The question is, can Clinton’s supporters and donors get this groundswell to the point where it becomes the proverbial offer she can’t possibly refuse? Because those are pretty great conditions to make an exit from life in public service, too.

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Matthews continued to press Gibbs, who continued to parry, offering to bet even money Clinton wouldn’t run, and even pointing out that, in 2016, Clinton “will be 69 years old. She may decide she doesn’t want to do it.”

Gibbs did point out that Hillary “could wait until ten minutes before the New Hampshire primary filing closes to decide to run for president and still be the nominee.”

Matthews signed off the segment with a parting “Fifty-fifty. Give me a break!


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OK….. So, whose brave enough to tweet to bluegill, Palin Palin Palin… ????

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:06 PM

I wasn’t seriously ordering anyone around. I was just playing around. Anyway gotta run.

bluegill on April 6, 2013 at 9:37 PM

Well shoot, Ol’ fish breath left before I could make this very special post, just for it.

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:06 PM

Page 2 Bish! :)

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:06 PM

OK….. So, whose brave enough to tweet to bluegill, Palin Palin Palin… ????

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:06 PM

That is almost worth figuring out how to twit.
.
.
.
almost.

cozmo on April 6, 2013 at 10:08 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAH…. OK, so everyone one with a twitter account tweet Palin Palin Palin to Bluegill…. <—–Insert evil laughter here….

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:08 PM

I gotta run..

Ummm..

See ya tomorrow..

Electrongod on April 6, 2013 at 10:10 PM

Well shoot, Ol’ fish breath left before I could make this very special post, just for it.

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:06 PM

Plan B….
But if you are are self aware..

There is no plan..

You were already aware..

Electrongod on April 6, 2013 at 10:13 PM

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:06 PM

Thanks for linking that. what a breath of fresh air!

tom daschle concerned on April 6, 2013 at 10:14 PM

Tweets

Dorian Grey Dorian Grey ‏@doriangrey_grey 2s

@Bluegill4ever Palin Palin Palin

BWAHAHAHAHAH…..

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:15 PM

Plan B..

For Libs..

Plan A?

For the rest of us..

Electrongod on April 6, 2013 at 10:15 PM

Thanks for linking that. what a breath of fresh air!

tom daschle concerned on April 6, 2013 at 10:14 PM

You’re welcome. Sister Sarah is always a fresh breath for me. I’m going to try to find video of that speech tomorrow morning. It will go much better with my morning coffee than anything on TV.

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:16 PM

Come on everyone… Post your Palin Palin Palin tweets to Bluegill… BWAHAHAHAHAH…..

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:17 PM

You’re welcome. Sister Sarah is always a fresh breath for me. I’m going to try to find video of that speech tomorrow morning. It will go much better with my morning coffee than anything on TV.

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:16 PM

+ 1000

Electrongod on April 6, 2013 at 10:18 PM

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:17 PM

You have an evil streak. I like it!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:19 PM

Come on everyone… Post your Palin Palin Palin tweets to Bluegill… BWAHAHAHAHAH…..

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:17 PM

Don’t know what that would make me, but it can’t be good.

wolfsDad on April 6, 2013 at 10:19 PM

You’re welcome. Sister Sarah is always a fresh breath for me. I’m going to try to find video of that speech tomorrow morning. It will go much better with my morning coffee than anything on TV.

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:16 PM

Forward a copy to Bluegill, want to get her mind right first thing on Sunday morning. Might not go well for mr. Bluegill though.

arnold ziffel on April 6, 2013 at 10:20 PM

Who else is on their bench? The Mooch, and that’s all. I would love to see a Shrillary and The Mooch primary.

SouthernGent on April 6, 2013 at 10:21 PM

has this been covered yet? http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/04/msnbc-all-your-children-are-belong-to-us/#comments

Donald Draper on April 6, 2013 at 10:22 PM

arnold ziffel on April 6, 2013 at 10:20 PM

You think there is a Mr. Bluegill? The thought never occurred to me. That poor b@stard, listening to her day in and day out….

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:23 PM

She is going to destroy your party

Women will flock to her in droves, as a study of any nation that has adopted suffrage wills show, when emotional creatures like women are given the right to vote, or have an influence in a country’s affairs, the country dies soon thereafter

The GOP will betray you

True_King on April 6, 2013 at 10:24 PM

arnold ziffel on April 6, 2013 at 10:20 PM

You think there is a Mr. Bluegill? The thought never occurred to me. That poor b@stard, listening to her day in and day out….

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:23 PM

There is NO Mr. Bluegill, maybe another Mrs. Bluegill… IYKWIMAIKYD

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:25 PM

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:25 PM

Makes sense. Hiya Walker!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:26 PM

Come on everyone… Post your Palin Palin Palin tweets to Bluegill… BWAHAHAHAHAH…..

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:17 PM

…she’d have an orgasm and get everyone’s phone wet!

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 10:27 PM

“We have to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents”

Lately, they’ve been taking the mask off, it seems. That has to be good news in the end. Assuming I’m not a hypocrite and can lay the idea out, my ideas on the table and their ideas on the table shouldn’t look so similar going forward. Clear choice, that kind of thing.

In a real conversation, this would be a great time to quote Stalin (or maybe the expected, give me your children thing).

“Education is a weapon,
whose effect depends on who
holds it in his hands and
at whom it is aimed.”

Axe on April 6, 2013 at 10:27 PM

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:25 PM

Makes sense. Hiya Walker!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:26 PM

How ya doing Ken… ;)

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:28 PM

Looks like all the womyns had dates. Nothing but guys on page two..

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:28 PM

has this been covered yet? http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/04/msnbc-all-your-children-are-belong-to-us/#comments

Donald Draper on April 6, 2013 at 10:22 PM

That is some of the most chilling audio I have ever heard. this country is ripe for destruction. I’d be surprised if there weren’t tens of millions that agreed.

tom daschle concerned on April 6, 2013 at 10:28 PM

…she’d have an orgasm and get everyone’s phone wet!

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 10:27 PM

Just wrong!!! Hi KA2!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:29 PM

Above in response to

has this been covered yet? http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/04/msnbc-all-your-children-are-belong-to-us/#comments

Donald Draper on April 6, 2013 at 10:22 PM

My bad. Again.

I’m distracted. :)

Axe on April 6, 2013 at 10:29 PM

I gotta run..

Ummm..

See ya tomorrow..

Electrongod on April 6, 2013 at 10:10 PM

Electrongod:Excellent segway thingy,I’m out too,Night EG,

Nite Everyone———–:O

canopfor on April 6, 2013 at 10:30 PM

That is some of the most chilling audio I have ever heard. this country is ripe for destruction. I’d be surprised if there weren’t tens of millions that agreed.

tom daschle concerned on April 6, 2013 at 10:28 PM

This is the result of decades of stealth Marxist indoctrination.

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:30 PM

Nite Everyone———–:O

canopfor on April 6, 2013 at 10:30 PM

Night Canada!

Watch for bears.

Axe on April 6, 2013 at 10:31 PM

What that MSNBC hack is advocating is PURE communism. I don’t throw that word around lightly. THese people are disgusting. I’m actually fearful that they feel so confident as to express this stuff.

Donald Draper on April 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM

That is some of the most chilling audio I have ever heard. this country is ripe for destruction. I’d be surprised if there weren’t tens of millions that agreed.

tom daschle concerned on April 6, 2013 at 10:28 PM

She says it with such certainty. Like it is common sense!!! Terrifying…

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM

You think there is a Mr. Bluegill? The thought never occurred to me. That poor b@stard, listening to her day in and day out….

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:23 PM

…no kind of homosapien of a male gender…even if it was from the dog or cat family!…could be with that woman more than a week…before it’s peni$ would FALL OFF!

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM

Women will flock to her in droves, as a study of any nation that has adopted suffrage wills show, when emotional creatures like women are given the right to vote, or have an influence in a country’s affairs, the country dies soon thereafter

The GOP will betray you

True_King on April 6, 2013 at 10:24 PM

THIS ‘emotional woman’ might just gouge your eyes out before I cut off your balls if you continue to talk like that.

My vote, at least, cancels out the one cast by some Obamabot, ya bloody ‘t@rd.

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 10:36 PM

What that MSNBC hack is advocating is PURE communism. I don’t throw that word around lightly. THese people are disgusting. I’m actually fearful that they feel so confident as to express this stuff.

Donald Draper on April 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM

Well, might I suggest that you pay a little more attention to what is going on around you? You wouldn’t be so hesitant to call them what they are if you did.

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 10:36 PM

In other news, something called “Ryan Gosling” has decided to join PETA in their battle to stop the de-horning of milk cows. I wonder if Mr. Gosling is aware that PETA continues to enhance its reputation as the Adolf Eichmann of the animal world?

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:36 PM

I heard that MSNBC audio before I come into work tonight. it was played on a local talker. the first call taken was from a guy attacking the radio show host for not understanding that “it takes a village to raise a child.”. the show host made zero ground in discussing the ideas and content of the message.

tom daschle concerned on April 6, 2013 at 10:37 PM

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:29 PM

…you’ve been late lately…do you have Bishop splints on your fingers?…mine are almost healed.

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 10:38 PM

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 10:36 PM

You are entirely too valuable to rise to the bait, on that one or the ichthy-hipster item. Do not be distracted, you are easily among our best in the battle against what seems to be coming.

wolfsDad on April 6, 2013 at 10:42 PM

OT/…University of Michigan isn’t doing badly against that zone defense after all.
I loved Wichita State even though they lost.

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 10:43 PM

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 10:38 PM

Let’s just say I got some friendly advice from this bisherman…I won’t say his name.

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:46 PM

You are entirely too valuable to rise to the bait, on that one or the ichthy-hipster item. Do not be distracted, you are easily among our best in the battle against what seems to be coming.

wolfsDad on April 6, 2013 at 10:42 PM

Thanks. He’s made similar comments before and I have replied to him in the exact same way. He’s a MCP.

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 10:47 PM

Take care..

Tomorrow..

Electrongod on April 6, 2013 at 10:51 PM

Later EG!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:52 PM

True_King on April 6, 2013 at 10:24 PM

Ladies and gentleman (there is only one of those here), and whatever sparky and Axe are, may I introduce to y’all…Mr. bluegills.

cozmo on April 6, 2013 at 10:52 PM

‘Night, Eg.I’m about to hit the sack too. Got some chores and errands to get done tomorrow morning before my tee time.

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:54 PM

predator on April 6, 2013 at 10:54 PM

Hit ‘em straight and not too often. :-)

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:59 PM

What’s blugill’s twitter name?

Rusty Allen on April 6, 2013 at 11:00 PM

evening all and nite to those that just left!

CoffeeLover on April 6, 2013 at 11:02 PM

Rusty Allen on April 6, 2013 at 11:00 PM

Good evening!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:03 PM

evening all and nite to those that just left!

CoffeeLover on April 6, 2013 at 11:02 PM

Good evening CL…

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:03 PM

CoffeeLover!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:04 PM

Obama didn’t have a political history, Hill does, and its ugly.

Speakup on April 6, 2013 at 11:04 PM

What’s blugill’s twitter name?

Rusty Allen on April 6, 2013 at 11:00 PM

bluegill b!tch

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 11:05 PM

Donald Draper on April 6, 2013 at 10:22 PM

completely totalitarian. I had a conversation with about 6 18 to 24 yr olds shortly before the ’08 election. These kids didn’t even know the difference between socialism and capitalism. I wonder how many people under 50 even understood what the lady with the braids was saying!

CoffeeLover on April 6, 2013 at 11:05 PM

Jeez, doesn’t anyone understand the dems and their base? Hillary ain’t running, period.

tommy71 on April 6, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Moving from Obama to Hillary would be like moving off gross incompetence to bare-bones mediocrity.

What has this woman ever accomplished? The first great declaration about Hillary way back when was that she was a partner in the “prestigious Rose Law Firm”… you know, that powerhouse from Little Rock, AK… (no disrespect to anyone from Arkansas, but really??)

Then on to the White House as First Lady where she fell flat on her face trying reform health care. Then she would leave the White House with her impeached husband… the one who was being serviced in the White House by his 22 year old intern. Apparently they forgot to pack any “shame” as they refused to let even something that heinous deter them from their media whorish ways.

Then on to a carpetbagger‘s dream, the seat of a retiring liberal Democratic senator from a liberal Democratic state (WOW! That must have been tough!)… and once ensconced in the Senate did nothing of any significance.

Then to “the one to beat” in the 2008 presidential primary where she just made sh*t up on the campaign trail (“Bullets over Bosnia!”), and lost to the most incompetent empty suit to ever breathe oxygen.

And lastly, Secretary of State where she kicked things off with the Russians with her famous “reset” button gag that turned out to be a gag on her because this “smartest woman in the world” didn’t know her cheesy stunt prop really said “overload.” Later she would go on to grace the airwaves with this gem: “Bashar Al-Assad is a reformer,” … apparently in Madame Secretary’s eyes, “reform” is synonymous with “murdering thousands of your own people.” And where later she capped off her triumphant tour of duty by sleeping at the wheel while a United States Ambassador (under her charge) and three other Americans were murdered by Al-Qaeda affiliated terrorists, when she would then go on to perpetuate a lie about the attack’s impetus, blaming it on a “video,” rather than what is actually was: a “terrorist attack against Americans.”

Yeah… she’s definitely presidential material.

dpduq on April 6, 2013 at 11:10 PM

hi Tommy!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:11 PM

Hey, Ken

Rusty Allen on April 6, 2013 at 11:14 PM

What’s blugill’s twitter name?

Rusty Allen on April 6, 2013 at 11:00 PM

…bluegill b!tch

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 11:05 PM

bluegillh8palin4evah

arnold ziffel on April 6, 2013 at 11:14 PM

Hiya Ken. Good to see you, dude.

tommy71 on April 6, 2013 at 11:15 PM

arnold ziffel on April 6, 2013 at 11:14 PM

Heh.

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:19 PM

Moonlight Mile – Rolling Stones

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:22 PM

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:22 PM

Good evening Jackie… :)

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:25 PM

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:25 PM

Good evening, Walker. Nice to see you.:)

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:25 PM

bazil9 on April 6, 2013 at 9:23 PM

Lolz. Good one B9.

I’m all sparked up cause now I got my shot of vitamin B9.

Anywho I got in trouble, aside from what munchables I put in your Easter Basket. (:

Here is what happened:

1. RWM ripped out Axe’s eyeball.
2. All I did was laugh and put a bucket on his head.
3. Scrumpy was too busy with her blog to keep me out of trouble.
4. Now I have to go before the Moon Goddess and Magistrate over what disciplinary action should be taken.
5. Axe is enjoying the fact that I might be punished.
6. RWM is a lawyer so she might represent me.
7. But its her fault in the first place.
8. If I rat her out she won’t represent me.
9. If I’m nice to her she might rip out Axe’s other eye ball.
10. I’ll get blamed for that too.

I’m in a catch 22.

SparkPlug on April 6, 2013 at 11:27 PM

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:22 PM

It just got a whole lot prettier around here..

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:29 PM

Sway – Rolling Stones

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:29 PM

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:29 PM

Good evening, Ken. Wonderful to see you this evening. :)

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:30 PM

Ok I just punished myself. So myself should be forgiven.

SparkPlug on April 6, 2013 at 11:31 PM

SparkPlug on April 6, 2013 at 11:31 PM

Oh, if only life was that simple, Spark. :)

I’m afraid the Magistrate and I haven’t finished conferring, however, he did mention that he will bring the pebble when you meet with us.

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:34 PM

Angel – Aerosmith

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:35 PM

1. RWM ripped out Axe’s eyeball.
2. All I did was laugh and put a bucket on his head.
6. RWM is a lawyer so she might represent me.
7. But its her fault in the first place.
8. If I rat her out she won’t represent me.
9. If I’m nice to her she might rip out Axe’s other eye ball.
10. I’ll get blamed for that too.

I’m in a catch 22.

SparkPlug on April 6, 2013 at 11:27 PM

Er…

(° ͜ʖ *)

Resist We Much on April 5, 2013 at 9:20 PM

I ripped out one of your eyeballs to scare Axe. Will put it here (°) for you.

SparkPlug on April 5, 2013 at 9:23 PM

Where’s Axe?

*cheeto*

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:37 PM

Ok I just punished myself. So myself should be forgiven.

SparkPlug on April 6, 2013 at 11:31 PM

Don’t beat yourself up to much… I just sent Axe one of my newest designed digital Wi-Fi/Bluetooth compatible prosthetic eyes. (He should enjoy it as it’s run off the Fedora Linux operating system)

Heh heh heh, ya, Axe is about to be assimilated by the Borg Blog Collective… <—- Insert evil laughter here…

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:37 PM

…Meeeeeeeechigan!

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 11:37 PM

Kryptonite – Three Doors Down

The official Axefellow Theme Song. :)

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:42 PM

*cheeto*

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:37 PM

Somebody just got busted…

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:42 PM

Diamonds And Rust – Judas Priest

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:46 PM

*cheeto*

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:37 PM

Somebody just got busted…

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:42 PM

She’s a lawyer Ken, that was a set-up… You just took the bait… You’re sooooo Dooooomed….. :P

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:48 PM

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:48 PM

I’m sticking wIth Sophie on this one!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:50 PM

Born To Touch Your Feelings – Scorpions

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:52 PM

She’s a lawyer Ken, that was a set-up… You just took the bait… You’re sooooo Dooooomed….. :P

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:48 PM

Nah, he’s kewl.

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:52 PM

I’m sticking wIth Sophie on this one!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:50 PM

Thanks. You’re a smart man. :-)

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:53 PM

You think there is a Mr. Bluegill? The thought never occurred to me. That poor b@stard, listening to her day in and day out….

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:23 PM

bayam?

BallisticBob on April 6, 2013 at 11:55 PM

Thanks. You’re a smart man. :-)

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:53 PM

I think they’re betas, so there.

cozmo on April 6, 2013 at 11:55 PM

cozmo on April 6, 2013 at 11:55 PM

LOL! Good evening, Cozmo! It’s a pleasure to see you. :)

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:56 PM

I think they’re betas, so there.

cozmo on April 6, 2013 at 11:55 PM

Jay, shut up, you ignorant slvt!

*cozmo now tells everyone that his ‘feelings are hurt’ and he has to go to bed*

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:57 PM

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:37 PM

Somebody just got busted…

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:42 PM

Crap. I forgot her brain is way Huge.

SparkPlug on April 6, 2013 at 11:58 PM

You think there is a Mr. Bluegill? The thought never occurred to me. That poor b@stard, listening to her day in and day out….

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 10:23 PM

bayam?

BallisticBob on April 6, 2013 at 11:55 PM

…naaaaaah!…even bayam couldn’t put up with that braying…he’d rather bastardbate!

KOOLAID2 on April 6, 2013 at 11:59 PM

She has some major qualifications: 1/Married to someone famous 2/Womyn 3/teh Gayness? 4/Alcoholic 5/opportunistic head-bumper (see #4)

trl on April 6, 2013 at 11:59 PM

I’m sticking wIth Sophie on this one!

KCB on April 6, 2013 at 11:50 PM

Thanks. You’re a smart man. :-)

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:53 PM

ROTFLMAO… That’s how it always starts with you lawyering folks… Next thing anyone knows, Ken is cleaning your house in a fancy French Maid’s outfit… O_O

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:59 PM

Is cozmo in his boxers again?

*tries to divert attention elsewhere*

SparkPlug on April 7, 2013 at 12:00 AM

thatsafactjack on April 6, 2013 at 11:56 PM

Have a good evening.

RWM hurt my feelings, again.

I’ll be in my bunk.

cozmo on April 7, 2013 at 12:01 AM

Resist We Much on April 6, 2013 at 11:53 PM

ROTFLMAO… That’s how it always starts with you lawyering folks… Next thing anyone knows, Ken is cleaning your house in a fancy French Maid’s outfit… O_O

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:59 PM

Ok that right there is funny because its true.

SparkPlug on April 7, 2013 at 12:02 AM

ROTFLMAO… That’s how it always starts with you lawyering folks… Next thing anyone knows, Ken is cleaning your house in a fancy French Maid’s outfit… O_O

SWalker on April 6, 2013 at 11:59 PM

Yeah, ‘cuz we have that ‘cult of personality’ thingie working for us or something.

A former ‘Rock Star’ complaining about fans and French maid outfits…

*eyeroll*

Resist We Much on April 7, 2013 at 12:03 AM

RWM hurt my feelings, again.

I’ll be in my bunk.

cozmo on April 7, 2013 at 12:01 AM

you should see what she did to Mr. Verbless.

SparkPlug on April 7, 2013 at 12:03 AM

Crap. I forgot her brain is way Huge.

SparkPlug on April 6, 2013 at 11:58 PM

Yup. Maybe the Moon Goddess will be merciful. She does have a fondness for you. On the other hand…

KCB on April 7, 2013 at 12:03 AM

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