Quotes of the day

posted at 10:41 pm on April 1, 2013 by Allahpundit

Marriage is, as most married people will tell you, a stabilizing influence. It also seems to be a “conservatizing” one. Singles vote overwhelmingly democratic. Married people vote overwhelmingly Republican. Yet here we have a Republican-oriented site championing a policy that denies an entire segment of the population the ability to settle down and enjoy the stability and security that comes with a lifelong commitment to another person. I realize that “the plural of anecdote is not data,” but I can tell you that in my personal circle of acquaintances and friends, the ones who are both gay and married (in states that allow it) are far more willing to see the reason in conservative positions – sometimes even shocking themselves by doing so – than before they were married, and more so than other gay friends who are not married…

Could it be that the increasingly widespread adoption of legalized same-sex marriage means we won the culture wars??…

Right now, the hill on which conservatives have chosen to fight is a hill on which conservatism is dying – if it has not already died. The way is open for us to coopt the SSM-movement and let marriage work its stabilizing influence on them, while in the meantime fighting battles we can actually win – battles where we’re the ones arguing in favor of free speech, or freedom of religion, instead of the ones arguing against freedom of contract.

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In the Hollingsworth case, though, The Justice Department argues that children do not need mothers. The Obama administration makes the incredible assertion that motherhood is superfluous to rebut an argument that the traditional two-parent family, led by both a mother and a father, provides the ideal situation to raise a child. In defiance of biology, nature and common sense, the administration argues that children need neither a father nor a mother and that having two fathers or two mothers or more is just as good as having one of each…

Sen. Obama was right; President Obama is wrong. There is overwhelming social science evidence to corroborate the benefits of raising children in homes with both a mom and a dad. Who among us does not know there are differing parenting styles between men and women and that children deserve both? Government, both federal and state, has a legitimate and defensible interest in ensuring that children conceived by a mother and father are, in fact, raised by their biological mothers and fathers whenever possible.

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That is a strained argument given how many marriages are already essentially, even fundamentally, “about adults” rather than children. Marriage requires two adults; it does not require any children, or even any desire or plans for children. We do not prohibit infertile couples from marrying, nor do we outlaw marriages between senior citizens who are unlikely to produce or raise offspring. Young, fertile couples are not required by the state to have children; even if a couple publicly states its intention not to reproduce, they are still just as eligible to marry as if they intended to outbreed the Duggars…

But if there is a causal relationship here, it may well be that it is actually the reverse—that evolving attitudes about marriage as we already know it helped pave the way for acceptance of marriage between same-sex couples. Americans began to experiment with a looser, freer marriage culture—one that emphasized individual adult happiness over traditional social rules and expectations, and one that coincided with couples (even religious couples) having fewer children—decades before gay marriage entered the popular discussion. It seems just as likely, then, that newfound attitudes about gay marriage are the byproduct of changes in attitudes about straight marriage than the other way around.

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What’s happening now is that gay marriage advocates are attempting to use the state to change marriage. When they say Christians are trying to use the state to legislate their version of marriage, they are full of crap. All Christians are doing is defending an institution that already exists from being changed to something it has never been…

Marriage may evolve to include gays one day. But the time is not there year. The laws enacted across the country to preserve the status quo are just that — there to keep the state, via the courts or legislature from changing an institution neither the courts nor legislatures of the several states created, but chose to recognize.

Let’s be clear here — you can support gay marriage, but don’t tell me Christians are trying to legislate their version of marriage. The only people trying to legislate, from the bench or otherwise, are gay rights advocates who refuse to let the institution naturally evolve because of their own impatience for the trappings of normalcy in a society that has long viewed them as outside the mainstream.

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In issuing this call, our goal is to move beyond the gay-marriage culture wars and bring together a broad new pro-marriage coalition.

Today, for the first time, gay couples and straight couples are getting married and raising kids. They share the same interest in strong marriages and stable families. They also share an interest in equality. Reflecting this new commonality, our statement calls for bringing together gays and lesbians who want to strengthen marriage with straight people who want to do the same. Supporters include Americans from across the political spectrum, including some of America’s most distinguished liberal intellectuals…

There may be a pattern here. For years, many liberals have been reluctant to speak out in favor of marriage — unless the word “gay” was in front of it — for fear of being seen as narrowly “pro-family values,” which some translate as being anti-gay. But now that gay marriage is widely accepted and is an established fact of American life, liberals no longer have to worry that being “pro-marriage” means excluding same-sex couples…

Can liberal values today help to renew American marriage for everyone who seeks it? Can liberal leaders and voters turn their gay marriage campaign into a campaign for marriage itself? We hope so. In fact, we believe so.

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The economy is obviously playing a leading role in the retreat from marriage — the shocks of recession, the stagnation of wages, the bleak prospects of blue-collar men. Culturally, what matters most is the emergence of what the National Marriage Project calls a “capstone” understanding of marriage, which treats wedlock less as a foundation for adulthood and more as a celebration of adult achievement — and which seems to work out far better for our disciplined upper class than for society as a whole.

But there is also a certain willed naïveté to the idea that the advance of gay marriage is unrelated to any other marital trend. For 10 years, America’s only major public debate about marriage and family has featured one side — judges and journalists, celebrities and now finally politicians — pressing the case that modern marriage has nothing to do with the way human beings reproduce themselves, that the procreative understanding of the institution was founded entirely on prejudice, and that the shift away from a male-female marital ideal is analogous to the end of segregation.

Now that this argument seems on its way to victory, is it really plausible that it has changed how Americans view gay relationships while leaving all other ideas about matrimony untouched?

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One reason why conservative appeals to protect the sacred procreative essence of marriage have gone nowhere is because Americans are rapidly joining the Scandinavians in doing most of their procreating without benefit of clergy. Seventy percent of black babies are born out of wedlock, so are 53 percent of Hispanics (the “natural conservative constituency” du jour, according to every lavishly remunerated Republican consultant), and 70 percent of the offspring of poor white women. Over half the babies born to mothers under 30 are now “illegitimate” (to use a quaintly judgmental formulation). For the first three-and-a-half centuries of American settlement the bastardy rate (to be even quainter) was a flat line in the basement of the graph, stuck at 2 or 3 percent all the way to the eve of the Sixties. Today over 40 percent of American births are “non-marital,” which is significantly higher than Canada or Germany. “Stunning” upscale gays will join what’s left of the American family holed up in a chichi Green Zone, while beyond the perimeter the vast mounds of human rubble pile up remorselessly. The conservative defense of marriage rings hollow because for millions of families across this land the American marriage is hollow…

Underneath all this apparent “fairness” is a lot of unfairness. Entire new categories of crime have arisen in the wake of familial collapse, like the legions of adolescent daughters abused by Mom’s latest live-in boyfriend. Millions of children are now raised in transient households that make not just economic opportunity but even elementary character-formation all but impossible. In the absence of an agreed moral language to address this brave new world, Americans retreat to comforting euphemisms like “blended families,” notwithstanding that the familial Cuisinart seems to atomize at least as often as it blends.

Meanwhile, social mobility declines: Doctors who once married their nurses now marry their fellow doctors; lawyers who once married their secretaries now contract with fellow super-lawyers, like dynastic unions in medieval Europe. Underneath the self-insulating elite, millions of Americans are downwardly mobile: The family farmers and mill workers, the pioneers who hacked their way into the wilderness and built a township, could afford marriage and children; indeed, it was an economic benefit. For their descendants doing minimum-wage service jobs about to be rendered obsolete by technology, functioning families are a tougher act, and children an economic burden. The gays looked at contemporary marriage and called the traditionalists’ bluff.

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Via Mediaite and MFP.

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Via News Busters.

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I am Pro marriage!!

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:42 PM

bishop lol

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:43 PM

Good evening good and gentle folks of QOTD and HA!

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:44 PM

Hope everyone had a wonderful Easter!!

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:44 PM

I think I am turning Gay…Turning Gay..
I really think so..

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:44 PM

I am gonna be OT all night long!!

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:45 PM

bishop lol

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:43 PM

You deserve it..

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:45 PM

I am gonna be OT all night long!!

Other then my last Gay post..

I am O/T…like you..

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:46 PM

Howdy EG! I guess so :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:46 PM

*clink* :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:47 PM

Guess folks are stuck on the WD thread lol

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:47 PM

*clink* :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:47 PM

*clink*

It’s you am me..

Should your name replace HotAir..

:)

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:49 PM

…are we queerly qualified yet?

KOOLAID2 on April 1, 2013 at 10:49 PM

The banner in the picture says: Every Child Deserves a Mom & Dad!

Unfortunately, deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

rukiddingme on April 1, 2013 at 10:49 PM

H.E.L.L.O.

T.E.S.T.I.N.G.

A.U.D.I.O.

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:50 PM

KOOLAID2 on April 1, 2013 at 10:49 PM

I am so gay it ain’t funny any more /

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:51 PM

Dang, it could have been the governor of Texas, among others, thumbing their nose at the feds arm twisting over 0bamacare. But noooooo, it had to be another one of these threads.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 10:51 PM

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:44 PM

Getting there, but turn gay into a three syllable word for the score.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 10:52 PM

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 10:51 PM

We can make it what ever we want it to be

Pick a topic?

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:53 PM

I am so gay it ain’t funny any more /

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:51 PM

…I’m so happy!…I feel gay!

KOOLAID2 on April 1, 2013 at 10:54 PM

Pick a topic?

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:53 PM

I’ll play in the dead thread for a bit before bed.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 10:54 PM

…are we queerly qualified yet?

KOOLAID2 on April 1, 2013 at 10:49 PM

My certificate is in the mail..
Along with my tax returns..
I guess the IRS multitasks..

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:54 PM

Americans began to experiment with a looser, freer marriage culture—one that emphasized individual adult happiness over traditional social rules and expectations

Are we happier?

No, we’ve embraced individual atomism and emotivism over traditional “social rules and expectations” that provided a social aristotelian telos to boys/girls/men/women/dads/moms.

Americans may be pursuing more “happiness” but they’re less eudemonic.

ninjapirate on April 1, 2013 at 10:55 PM

KOOLAID2 on April 1, 2013 at 10:54 PM

I am gay and so happy too!! lol

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:55 PM

*lurk*

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:57 PM

I am gay and so happy too!! lol

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:55 PM

You and me both..
But I just went out a sucked on a Fag..

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 10:57 PM

Been waiting for the QOTD, but only so I could say HEY to y’all, before I crash.
:-)

Oh, and ‘GO PERRY’ !!!

pambi on April 1, 2013 at 10:58 PM

Scrumpy will be OT all night long. Overtly titillating all night long.

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 10:58 PM

Clink!

Rusty Allen on April 1, 2013 at 10:59 PM

I’m turning homonese, I think I’m turning homonese, I really think so.

Rusty Allen on April 1, 2013 at 10:59 PM

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 10:58 PM

Mmmmmm maybe I will ;-D

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:00 PM

*clink* Sparky and Rusty and KA2!

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:01 PM

H.E.L.L.O.

T.E.S.T.I.N.G.

S.C.E.N.T.E.D.

P.O.S.T.I.N.G.

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:04 PM

Could it be that the increasingly widespread adoption of legalized same-sex marriage means we won the culture wars??…

Man, that’s not just whistling past the graveyard, that’s getting fitted for a pine box and saying, “We’re home”.

Cleombrotus on April 1, 2013 at 11:05 PM

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:04 PM

Try again, that one had the aroma of smelly socks.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 11:05 PM

T.E.S.T.I.N.G.

F.L.I.R.T

A.L.E.R.T

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:06 PM

Could it be that the increasingly widespread adoption of legalized same-sex marriage means we won the culture wars??…

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No ….. period.

listens2glenn on April 1, 2013 at 11:07 PM

I just had an alarm go off in my house, any idea what it means?

Rusty Allen on April 1, 2013 at 11:07 PM

Rusty Allen on April 1, 2013 at 11:07 PM

Smoke or carbon monoxide or radon

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:08 PM

or an intruder

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:08 PM

Try again, that one had the aroma of smelly socks.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 11:05 PM

Getting close. I’m working on “Goat Balls” for the CIA to use on jihadist websites. It’ll be designed to really “inflame the passions” and “draw moths to a drone flame.”

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:09 PM

ninjapirate on April 1, 2013 at 10:55 PM

Good one.

Cleombrotus on April 1, 2013 at 11:09 PM

H.E.L.L.O.

T.E.S.T.I.N.G.

S.C.E.N.T.E.D.

P.O.S.T.I.N.G.

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:04 PM

.

T.E.S.T.I.N.G.

F.L.I.R.T

A.L.E.R.T

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:06 PM

.
Ha ! ….. I’m “flirt-proof”.

listens2glenn on April 1, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Most of the social liberalism comes with quite a price tag. The most reliable constituency for Big Government is single women, for whom the state is a girl’s best friend, the sugar daddy whose checks never bounce. A society in which a majority of births are out of wedlock cannot be other than a Big Government welfare society. Ruining a nation’s finances is one thing; debauching its human capital is far harder to fix.

— Mark Steyn

The great Mr. Steyn is wrong. One day the checks will bounce. He is right on all else and a reall good writer. Why this man doesn’t have a one hour show on Fox is very bizarre.

Schadenfreude on April 1, 2013 at 11:09 PM

How about a flashback quote from the Denver Post?

Romney said in a sit-down interview with The Post aboard his campaign bus ahead of a Denver rally that he would work with Congress in the first year to pass permanent immigration reform legislation.

That sure got him a big chunk of the hispanic vote.

Wigglesworth on April 1, 2013 at 11:10 PM

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:08 PM

or a malfunction

Cleombrotus on April 1, 2013 at 11:10 PM

H.E.L.L.O.

T.E.S.T.I.N.G.

S.C.E.N.T.E.D.

P.O.S.T.I.N.G.

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:04 PM

LOL

I am an amateur operator..
HAM..

I hear this all the time with the illegals on their power amps on the CB channels..

By the way..

The law doesn’t apply to them either..

There is law..
It just isn’t executed…

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 11:11 PM

The most reliable constituency for Big Government is single women, for whom the state is a girl’s best friend, the sugar daddy whose checks never bounce.

Those cheques will bounce, but they do a lot of damage before then…

In 1974, Hollywood Made Movie About How Government Welfare Destroyed Black Families, But Viewers Lost The Translation – VIDEO

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:12 PM

.
Ha ! ….. I’m “flirt-proof”.

listens2glenn on April 1, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Ha!!!! ;-D

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:13 PM

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Try harder.

Bacon sizzling would be better. It might convert some. It would also get a bunch of rednecks to hang out there and really confuse them.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 11:13 PM

Ha ! ….. I’m “flirt-proof”.

listens2glenn on April 1, 2013 at 11:09 PM

I ain’t, flirt away scrumpy.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 11:14 PM

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:04 PM

Axecott in effect. AXE did a mega poof so there won’t be any non-scents tonight.

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:15 PM

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 11:14 PM

I forgot how!!!! :-P

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:15 PM

Bacon sizzling would be better. It might convert some. It would also get a bunch of rednecks to hang out there and really confuse them.

cozmo on April 1, 2013 at 11:13 PM


Bacon-Flavoured Scope: For Breath That Sizzles

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:16 PM

Axecott in effect. AXE did a mega poof so there won’t be any non-scents and verbless posts tonight.

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:15 PM

HA!

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:17 PM

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 11:11 PM

Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:18 PM

Guess folks are stuck on the WD thread lol

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 10:47 PM

Starting to get heated over there. I’m moving over here now.

Jackalope on April 1, 2013 at 11:19 PM

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:16 PM

Don’t that beat all!! Lmao… nice find :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:20 PM

Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:18 PM

No! (in a French way)

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 11:20 PM

I forgot how!!!! :-P

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:15 PM

Hi Scrumpy!

You forgot who?

wolfsDad on April 1, 2013 at 11:20 PM

wolfsDad on April 1, 2013 at 11:20 PM

(Blushing) How to flirt :-(

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:22 PM

Hi Wolfsdad :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:23 PM

(Blushing) How to flirt :-(

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:22 PM

Oh. Thought you were talking about the family’s language.

Carry on.

wolfsDad on April 1, 2013 at 11:25 PM

Nope, it was a flirt alarm.

Rusty Allen on April 1, 2013 at 11:25 PM

(Blushing) How to flirt :-(

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:22 PM

lol — the hell you did.

Doh.

*re-poof*

Axe on April 1, 2013 at 11:26 PM

And of course, Steyn wins.

budfox on April 1, 2013 at 11:26 PM

Axe on April 1, 2013 at 11:26 PM

Well Hiya Axe!! :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:28 PM

Axe on April 1, 2013 at 11:26 PM

HA!

C.A.N.N.O.T.

H.E.L.P.

H.I.M.S.E.L.F.

Poof! Unpoof! Megapoof! Megaunpoof!

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:31 PM

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:31 PM

Use the word F.L.I.R.T. next time lol

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:32 PM

Don’t that beat all!! Lmao… nice find :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:20 PM

Ain’t it great?

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:32 PM

I will not call a tail a leg.

VorDaj on April 1, 2013 at 11:33 PM

A.X.E.

I.S.

S.U.C.H.

A.

F.L.I.R.T.

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:33 PM

Yet here we have a Republican-oriented site championing a policy that denies an entire segment of the population the ability to settle down and enjoy the stability and security that comes with a lifelong commitment to another person.

Wow. Kids have nothing to do with marriage, evidently. And the establishment of a family is missed in this idiot blathering about the “stability” of a marriage as a disembodied corporation of two individuals.

Could it be that the increasingly widespread adoption of legalized same-sex marriage means we won the culture wars??

That’s one of the most retarded things I’ve ever read.

I’m so tired of this BS about gay pretend marriage and the denigration of Nature and the family. These people are just insane.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on April 1, 2013 at 11:34 PM

Scrumpy.

Rusty Allen on April 1, 2013 at 11:35 PM

Rusty Allen on April 1, 2013 at 11:35 PM

Yes Rusty :-)

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:36 PM

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on April 1, 2013 at 11:34 PM

The whole thing is insane

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:39 PM

*brb*

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:41 PM

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:31 PM

Axe cannot Resist You Much. I saw his mega un-poof which was no accident poof.

If he stays poofed you know what we can call him?

stay puft harshfellow

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:42 PM

One nice thing about have Allahpundit at HA – at least that have someone who will Absolutely Toe The Line that Obama wants The Media to Line Up on!

williamg on April 1, 2013 at 11:43 PM

If marriage is so ‘conservatising’, why don’t married blacks vote Republicsn? Married liberals? And this nitwit thinks married gays will be more conservative? Lol

Midas on April 1, 2013 at 11:46 PM

Isn’t It Romantic – Chevalier

thatsafactjack on April 1, 2013 at 11:46 PM

In the end, the tactics of the Westboro Baptist Church will be employed on the occasions of nuptials at the recalcitrant churches. Will we then be treated to incessant posts about the war on religion?

wolfsDad on April 1, 2013 at 11:49 PM

This thread is so gay.

arnold ziffel on April 1, 2013 at 11:49 PM

If he stays poofed you know what we can call him?

stay puft harshfellow

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:42 PM

Sheesh. That might be the only thing more inflammable than Axe drunk-posting at 4AM.

$33.70 for the adult costume? You couldn’t make a real marshmellow hat for that!

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:50 PM

One nice thing about have Allahpundit at HA – at least that have someone who will Absolutely Toe The Line that Obama wants The Media to Line Up on!

williamg on April 1, 2013 at 11:43 PM

Not true, harsh and unfair, and many know how he/I tussle. I’m not afraid of him, argue against him when he’s argumentative. However, I’ll defend him too.

He is not a conservative. He’s also not a leftist. He’s a self-declared RINO. Now, if you wish to attack him on this, he’ll accept it, joylessly. The dude lost his joy. He’s got incredible wit but he hid it. Times are tough.

Other than that we’re all gay now, all the time. We just need to get with the program. Rome lasted much longer.

Schadenfreude on April 1, 2013 at 11:50 PM

It’s Delightful To Be Married – Louise Rainer “The Great Ziegfeld” /William Powell

By the way… I ADORE William Powell.

thatsafactjack on April 1, 2013 at 11:50 PM

This thread is so gay.

arnold ziffel on April 1, 2013 at 11:49 PM

Don’t worry, be happy.

Schadenfreude on April 1, 2013 at 11:51 PM

This thread is so gay.

arnold ziffel on April 1, 2013 at 11:49 PM

Yep. BarackBack Mountain.

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:51 PM

Witty lines

Schadenfreude on April 1, 2013 at 11:53 PM

wolfsDad on April 1, 2013 at 11:49 PM

That day I fear may not be too far into the future…

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:53 PM

Yep. BarackBack Mountain.

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:51 PM

A mountain that I stray away..

Too many socialites there..
Knee pads are extra so I here..

Electrongod on April 1, 2013 at 11:53 PM

You couldn’t make a real marshmellow hat for that!

Resist We Much on April 1, 2013 at 11:50 PM

Well we an try, if we work together…

We could take Dire’s Fedora and use it as a mold. Scrumpy will whip up some marshmallow gunk and Jackie will pour it into the hat mold. Then we can let is harden up on SWalker’s head as see if inspector number 7 (Schad) approves of the final product.

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:55 PM

Schadenfreude on April 1, 2013 at 11:53 PM

Yes. LOL! The screenwriters were good…but Powell made them brilliant. :)

thatsafactjack on April 1, 2013 at 11:56 PM

SparkPlug on April 1, 2013 at 11:55 PM

Cool!!

Scrumpy on April 1, 2013 at 11:57 PM

I’m not gay. I’ve never been lighthearted or brightly colored.

thatsafactjack on April 1, 2013 at 11:57 PM

Love And Marriage – Sinatra

thatsafactjack on April 1, 2013 at 11:59 PM

Don’t worry, be happy.

Schadenfreude on April 1, 2013 at 11:51 PM

It’s hard. Today my son said he was gay, my dog was humping a neighbor’s male dog, and my wife said she was leaving me for her girlfriend.

arnold ziffel on April 1, 2013 at 11:59 PM

I am gonna go.

God Bless and a sweet good night to all!!

*swoosh*

Scrumpy on April 2, 2013 at 12:00 AM

Scrumpy on April 2, 2013 at 12:00 AM

Goodnight, Spritely One. Sleep well. :)

thatsafactjack on April 2, 2013 at 12:00 AM

I’m not gay. I’ve never been lighthearted or brightly colored.

thatsafactjack on April 1, 2013 at 11:57 PM

I bet you would look good with those revolving colored lights they used to put under the Chritmas trees.

arnold ziffel on April 2, 2013 at 12:02 AM

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