Quotes of the day

posted at 8:31 pm on March 2, 2013 by Allahpundit

The White House says its hands are tied by the $85 billion sequester, but budget experts counter that it will have some flexibility to choose what to cut and what to save.

The wiggle-room is inviting accusations from Congress that President Obama is mismanaging the cuts.

Critics also say the flexibility could allow the administration to make the cuts more painful, in order to pressure congressional Republicans to raise taxes as part of a sequester-replacement. Some of these critics point to the decision to not deploy an aircraft carrier to the Persian Gulf…

Some accounts are so broadly defined they give the administration a lot of flexibility. For example, the Pentagon’s operations and maintenance account includes thousands of contracts and different activities from which to choose the cuts.

***

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said Friday that the cuts under sequestration “will cause pain” and potentially impact readiness ”across our force,” but avoided any doomsday scenario for the impact on national security. Hagel also expressed optimism the White House and Congress would come to an agreement to head off any serious consequences.

In his first briefing for reporters, Hagel said America “has the most capable, the most powerful fighting force in the world” and the Pentagon will “not allow this capacity to erode.” Hagel added “we’ll do what we need to do to assure the capabilities of our forces.”

“We’re adjusting to the realities.”

“I have confidence in the president and the Congress that decisions, consensus will be reached to at some point to avert tremendous damage to this institution. This is the security of America we’re talking about … adjustments are being made … to assure the capabilities and readiness of our forces.”

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Speaker John A. Boehner, the man who spent significant portions of the last Congress shuttling to and from the White House for fiscal talks with President Obama that ultimately failed twice to produce a grand bargain, has come around to the idea that the best negotiations are no negotiations

Among those who placed him in his post and could conceivably remove him, the test of his leadership seems to be how little action he takes. In a closed-door meeting and subsequent news conference this week, Mr. Boehner said the House was done negotiating over spending cuts until the Senate “begins to do something.”…

“I think he realized the president of the United States was using him as a tool for his own benefit and was not actually in a partnership with him, and he also realized that we in the House were not happy with what was coming out of those negotiations,” said Representative Raúl R. Labrador, Republican of Idaho. “We were pretty blunt with him and the entire leadership team that we have to feel like we have a plan and a vision, and we’re following up on that plan and that vision.”

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President Obama’s public shaming of congressional Republicans to act on a range of issues may be winning at the polls — but it risks alienating the people needed to reach bipartisan compromise.

While Obama has made a strategic calculation that he needs to marshal public support to push through his agenda, centrist Republicans warn the president and his allies could go too far with partisan events and campaign-style ads targeting GOP lawmakers…

Rep. John Kline (R-Minn.), chairman of the Education and Workforce Committee, noted that it was “really, really early to start” attacks, and said the ads could be counterproductive by further undermining relations between the GOP and the White House.

“It is strange to have President Obama’s arm reaching out and attacking members of the House Republicans when in theory he’s trying to work with us,” he said. “I’m not sure how smart that is. If he really wants cooperation, why would you just sort of, intentionally antagonize? I don’t know.”

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There are two legitimate objections to sequestration, one political and the other policy-oriented. Politically, Republicans will be handing Democrats something to blame for an economy that is slowing because of tax increases. In terms of policy, sequestration is not an ideal way to make budget choices and is particularly hard on defense spending for no good reason.

But if relatively modest budget reductions that have current law on their side can’t happen, then no real spending cuts can ever happen. And if entitlements and interest payments on the debt aren’t eventually dealt with, defense will keep getting squeezed.

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Touting their role as trimmers of a welfare state they once wanted to transform, titillated by the prospect of using as a boomerang against President Obama an idea that was originally his own, thrilled to be showing unaccustomed cleverness by trying to make lemonade out of lemons, the Republicans have taken to the ramparts to preserve, protect, and defend sequestration…

Now what? It’s the morning after. Bloated domestic discretionary federal programs may become a bit less bloated. But they won’t be reformed or improved. Meanwhile, it is defense—the first function of the national government, whose share of federal spending has gone from about 47 percent under John Kennedy to less than 20 percent today—that takes the bulk of the cuts. The one part of the government that has performed well, even above and beyond the call of duty, over the last decade is slashed deeply and indiscriminately.

It’s at this point that the writer is supposed to interject, hastily and apologetically, that of course the Pentagon can and should be cut to some degree, that of course there is at least some bloat in its budget, and that of course no one is mindlessly defending all defense spending. We scorn this pointless accommodation to what are assumed to be the prejudices of uninformed readers. The fact is, if America is to pursue anything resembling its traditional role in the world for the last 70 years, the Pentagon has already been cut too much. We are already at dangerously low levels. The most reasonable position to take now on defense spending cuts is: No.

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Say what you like about those Mayan guys, but they only schedule an apocalypse once every 5,126 years. Only Washington would try to pull it off every six weeks. If I understand correctly, by the time you read this, the planes will be dropping from the skies; the drip-feeds in every emergency room will be dry; every creature on the endangered species list will have broken free from our pristine federally manned national parks to be left for roadkill in the potholed asphalt of America’s crumbling interstates; you’ll turn on your bathroom faucet only to find the town reservoir choked with fecal coliform; the Ebola virus will be rampant across Ohio, Florida, New Hampshire, and other swing states, where it will nevertheless enjoy higher approval ratings than Marco Rubio and every other prospective GOP nominee. The sequester supposedly cuts $44 billion from the federal budget — or from the rate of growth of the federal budget. Whatever. $44 billion is about what the United States government borrows every nine days, so it’s not a lot. But it’s apparently responsible for everything that matters in American life…

Can you pierce the mists of time and go back all the way to the year 2007? Back then, federal spending was 40 percent lower than it is today. In a mere half-decade, has all that 40 percent gravy become so indispensable to the general welfare that not even a teensy-weensy sliver of it can be cut?

If you really believe that, then America is going to die, and a gullible citizenry willing to give this laughable charade the time of day will bear ultimate responsibility.

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Obama said he thinks the cuts can be replaced by combining a different set of spending cuts with entitlement reform and changes to the tax code, without raising anyone’s tax rates.

“A majority of the American people agree with me on this approach, including a majority of Republicans. We just need Republicans in Congress to catch up with their own party and the rest of the country,” he said…

“Now, it’s important to understand that, while not everyone will feel the pain of these cuts right away, the pain will be real,” Obama said.

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Krauthammer argued that Obama has never had any interest in cutting spending or reducing deficits, suggesting that sequestration is part of the president’s “larger agenda” to change America into a liberal entitlement “European-style” state. He said that the only obstacle that Obama has ever had to overcome was the Republican-controlled House, and in order to get done what he really wants to get done, he needs to “neutralize,” “marginalize,” and “fracture” the GOP on the spending issue.

Krauthammer predicted that when Americans start to feel the brunt of the spending cuts, the media will portray it as “Republican cuts” and his opposition will “come crawling and cave on taxes and spending.” Hannity agreed with Krauthammer, but said it is far more malicious than that, since Obama is most interested in cutting spending in the most essential parts of the economy for the sake of making a political point.

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Via the Daily Caller.


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And since you’re such an inventive lot, feel free to submit your own prison poetry in the comments.

Obama lied..
People died..

Electrongod on May 19, 2013 at 6:35 PM

On top of the White House,
all covered with blow,
Obama is lying,
Hoping no one will know.

Athanasius on May 19, 2013 at 6:41 PM

C-I-L-L my landlord…

Roc on May 19, 2013 at 6:44 PM

OWS acts of excrement…
Irrelevant

Obama raised the deficit..
Irrelevant

Obama continues arrested development..
Irrelevant

Obama the non-intelligent..
Irrelevant

Electrongod on May 19, 2013 at 6:44 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Laws are irrelevant
So to all: F-You!

HotAirian on May 19, 2013 at 6:44 PM

Yes, but unfortunately the sequester required that this program be consolidated with cowboy poetry.

fitzfong on May 19, 2013 at 6:53 PM

i clutch my pearls, bixch –
i clutch my pearls.
i find my way to superman
by walking through the deadly men.

you clutch your pearls, bixch –
you clutch your pearls.
i’m going to find my boys again
move you aside like indians.

my heat was never warm, you know,
just a thing to walk with, so
like other jimmies in the ditch,
i packed my shorts with steely, bixch

but that’s all changed.

– Ha!

that’s all changed now.

– Ha!

– Ha!

that’s all changed.

– Ha!

that’s all changed now.

–Ha!

–Ha!

(repeat chorus)

^ And that’s a white boy’s poem. South-side.

*represent*

PS: If I’m not banned, I’d like to add that I prefer that these programs be funded privately.

Axe on May 19, 2013 at 6:54 PM

Any prison poetry from the YouTube producer guy?

Electrongod on May 19, 2013 at 6:56 PM

so much depends
upon

a dissembling
president

glazed with rain
water

beside the white-gloved
marine

Difficultas_Est_Imperium on May 19, 2013 at 6:56 PM

I’m Historical
Rhetorical
Magical and See…

No matter what

Ya’ll my B*tches and you won’t fire me – Il Duce

workingclass artist on May 19, 2013 at 6:56 PM

There once was a man from the government
His job was to see your money well spent
Though you meant ‘spent well’
He said ‘go to hell’
It all goes to those seeking rent.

Fenris on May 19, 2013 at 6:58 PM

Harry Reid’s still partial to cowboy poetry (and the accompanying festivals).

steebo77 on May 19, 2013 at 7:03 PM

Harry Reid also thinks that these prison poets don’t sound very clean or articulate.

steebo77 on May 19, 2013 at 7:05 PM

Thievery, robbery, hock
Holmes b chillin’ in da cell block
Sentenced wif twenty to do
Killah G will do only two
And den he will cop a new Glock

M240H on May 19, 2013 at 7:11 PM

PS: If I’m not banned, I’d like to add that I prefer that these programs be funded privately.

Axe on May 19, 2013 at 6:54 PM

I could give a rat phuck, long as is ain’t my $ or tax dallah’s.
I prefer they stay on prison TP.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:13 PM

I love jailhouse poetry.

Its the best, bar none.

get it? Bar none.

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:14 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gimme my money b!tch
Or I will kill you.

rbj on May 19, 2013 at 7:15 PM

The departmental of corrections fixes typos in Prison poetry.

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:15 PM

I love jailhouse poetry.

Its the best, bar none.

get it? Bar none.

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:14 PM

You get 20 years hard time in the Punitentiary.

tom daschle concerned on May 19, 2013 at 7:16 PM

Is it a crime to plagiarize Prison poetry?

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:16 PM

How appropriate that this happens under President Obamandias, King of Kings.

Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair….

Good Solid B-Plus on May 19, 2013 at 7:16 PM

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:14 PM

You get 20 years hard time in the Punitentiary.

tom daschle concerned on May 19, 2013 at 7:16 PM

Haha. Now that’s a good one. (:

h/t.

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:17 PM

We the people are making reservations
for the IRS agents that turned on our nation.
The GRAYBAR Hotel has room for them all,
where they can Haiku Obama all day long!

centre on May 19, 2013 at 7:18 PM

A friend of mine started this publication. Criminal Class Press.

tom daschle concerned on May 19, 2013 at 7:19 PM

Arrest Harry Reid and put him behind bars where he belongs.

Then you can combine cowboy and prison poetry and reap the savings of eliminating redundancy.

Happy Nomad on May 19, 2013 at 7:20 PM

How much time does one get for non-Premeditated word-slaugher?

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:22 PM

PS: If I’m not banned, I’d like to add that I prefer that these programs be funded privately.

Axe on May 19, 2013 at 6:54 PM

Totally agree with that.

workingclass artist on May 19, 2013 at 7:22 PM

get it? Bar none.

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:14 PM

No, please expand.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:22 PM

On a serious note, the WaPo recently had a story about a UVA professor using Russian literature- the works of Fyodor Dostoyevsky- to change the viewpoints of juvenile criminals. He holds the classes with a combination of offenders and UVA students (who probably are mostly among the 1% when it comes to knowing anything about real life).

You throw out the ideas in Dostoyevesky and you get different ideas about things like what really is a criminal act when the discussion is among a bunch of privileged college students and convicted offenders of the same age. At the very least, it’s an interesting experiment.

Happy Nomad on May 19, 2013 at 7:27 PM

Western, to balance the thug:

The man in the bunk above me
Keeps looking down and smiling sweeeeet,
Keeps rubbing on his neck and shoulders,
Keeps mentioning his achy feeeeeet,

Keeps offering me an extra biscuit,
Keeps holding on a little too loooong,
Keeps working out his lower body,
Keeps tellin’ me he’s gonna get strooong.

O, Mama! I —–

I never wanted a boyfriend,
Never wanted a cigar ring!
I never wanted a ceremony
Overseen by reverend G –

All I wanted was a pack of cigarettes,
And to pay for them handsomely!
If only I could just go back
And get myself Tequila free-eee . . .

Tequila free-eee . . .

(second verse)

Axe on May 19, 2013 at 7:29 PM

“Images” by Tyrone Green

Best prison poetry ever.

arik1969 on May 19, 2013 at 7:31 PM

I Get A Kick Paupering You

My story of the money they sent,
Is practically all of it is totally spent
The exception I know on The Hill
When plebes are reading the mainstream news,
Fighting vainly to stop the spews,
And I suddenly turn and see another pork bill

I get no kick from liquidity
Mere spending bills do not give me the thrills,
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick paupering you?

Fenris on May 19, 2013 at 7:36 PM

No, please expand.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:22 PM

Prisoners are behind bars. Ok you tricked me. So I get a free kiss.

xoxox

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:37 PM

get it? Bar none.

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:14 PM

No, please expand.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:22 PM

SparkPlug will expand the answer with a long sentence on your cell phone.

rbj on May 19, 2013 at 7:38 PM

No one will build a statue for this would-be emperor. Some would like to banish him to the desert, though.

I’not P.B. Shelley, but I approve this message.

M240H on May 19, 2013 at 7:43 PM

SparkPlug will expand the answer with a long sentence on your cell phone.

rbj on May 19, 2013 at 7:38 PM

haha..sure..
snark?
I know nothing about him.
He could have an orange fro and 1 tooth for all I know.

Free? Nothing is free! ;)

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:43 PM

SP call me-
3270309..for a good time call!

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:47 PM

I will dog in my dog crate with the bars and read you some poetry-fo free.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:48 PM

SP call me-

3270309..for a good time call!

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:47 PM

God. I can’t even get mine to send me a picture. :)

Axe on May 19, 2013 at 7:50 PM

. . . dang it, I’m not even supposed to be here. Jazz cheated with a poetry thread.

Axe on May 19, 2013 at 7:51 PM

lol@axe

Jazz Shaw..all Shaw Shank like.
$ for some redemtion-YO- No.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:51 PM

Axe..you didnt catch the # and tune.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:54 PM

Axe..you didnt catch the # and tune.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:54 PM

I was playing. :)

Axe on May 19, 2013 at 7:55 PM

Coy, eh?

YW Jazz..we gave it a shot.
You got over 10 coms.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:57 PM

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 7:43 PM

Wrong. I have orange teeth and 1 long hair kinked into a fro.

/just kidding.

(:

btw, here is looking at you kid,

https://www.google.com/search?q=belinda+carlisle&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ZWeZUc6GGajfiAKg_IDoBA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1846&bih=995

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:59 PM

Every fker on deathrow writes poetry. Their groupies even try to sell their crap for them.

Blake on May 19, 2013 at 8:01 PM

SparkPlug on May 19, 2013 at 7:59 PM

lolz..
Kid? :D~~

Oh boy..she is doing better then me.
Must be poetry.

bazil9 on May 19, 2013 at 8:05 PM

Embassy attacked
What difference does it make now?
You’ll see in Sixteen

kooly on May 19, 2013 at 8:12 PM

C-I-L-L my landlord…

Roc on May 19, 2013 at 6:44 PM

Tyronne Green, is dat you?

Laura in Maryland on May 19, 2013 at 8:26 PM

More on the American penile system…

http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/4168

Yeah, I spelled it dat way.

Laura in Maryland on May 19, 2013 at 8:28 PM

I wish sleazy Eric Holder best of luck in the next Prison Poetry contest.

viking01 on May 19, 2013 at 8:42 PM

“i dun rong
i wuz cot
now in prizn
til i rot”

mrt721 on May 19, 2013 at 9:40 PM

New to prison, I have such a lowly rank
Know your place or you could take a shank
I thought I’d get plaudits
When I ordered Tea-Party audits.
For this, I have Obama to thank.

“Little Timmy” Geitner.

PatMac on May 19, 2013 at 10:08 PM

I wish sleazy Eric Holder best of luck in the next Prison Poetry contest.

You are far more generous than I. I wish for him the worst.

hawkeye54 on May 19, 2013 at 11:02 PM

Obama’s cellblock book of lite verse should be a howl.

I, Beeyatch

One-eyed Looey likes me
He tells me every night.
The toilet gurgles quietly
As I do, full of fright.

There is another prisoner
Who whispers of his shame.
His first name it is Eric.
A Holder of my blame
.”

profitsbeard on May 19, 2013 at 11:29 PM

so much depends
upon

a dissembling
president

glazed with rain
water

beside the white-gloved
marine

Difficultas_Est_Imperium on May 19, 2013 at 6:56 PM

If the Media and country could grasp the full cultural import this bit of profound poetic understatement, Obama would be thrown out of office tomorrow.

Sublime, DEI, just sublime.

A bow in your direction.

profitsbeard on May 19, 2013 at 11:35 PM

A bow in your direction.

profitsbeard on May 19, 2013 at 11:35 PM

Thanks PB! Wish I could take full credit, but I modified William Carlos Williams’ original work.

Difficultas_Est_Imperium on May 20, 2013 at 1:38 AM

Now if only we had some bagpipes to play during the recitals…

Speechlesstx on May 20, 2013 at 9:44 AM