Quotes of the day

posted at 8:31 pm on February 23, 2013 by Allahpundit

Hawaii governor Neil Abercrombie warned Congress Saturday that sequestration, the $1.2 trillion deficit reduction set to take effect March 1, would pose a threat to institutional health of Pearl Harbor, the Oahu-based headquarters of the U.S. Pacific Fleet that Abercrombie called “the most extensive on the planet in terms of its responsibilities and consequences on the sea and in the air.”…

“At Pearl Harbor right now, which I hope everybody can understand symbolizes what happens when you’re not prepared,” said Abercrombie, “we’ll be laying off 19,000 people.” (Bruce Coppa, the governor’s chief of staff, later clarified to a group of reporters that 19,000 people would have their employment reduced by four days a month, but not be altogether laid off.)

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You would think by this time that the urbane sophisticates in the news media would be totally hip to the “Washington Monument” strategy, whereby the Park Service closes the most popular attractions first in the event of budget constraints. It’s the oldest bureaucratic trick in the book, and a mark of how far the corruption of our republic has proceeded: if the spenders don’t get their way, they’ll cut back first on the most essential services for which we presume to pay our first tax dollars. Talk about an offer you can’t refuse: the government intends to hold the people hostage to its insatiable rapacity.

Will Americans really fall for threats of delayed air traffic control, longer TSA lines, cancelled food safety inspections, and reruns of “Who’s The Boss” on PBS? (Okay, I made that last one up, but it equals the absurdity of the others.) Of course, what this reveals is one more bit of evidence conservatives have long recognized: the mainstream media are in on the game, and will side with the Washington big government Establishment every time over the interests of the people.

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[E]ven for the Pentagon, the cuts are only to the rate of growth for the defense budget in coming years. They are not actual cuts that make spending decline. In a February publication, “The Budget and Economic Outlook: Fiscal Years 2013 to 2023,” the Congressional Budget Office (summary here, full report here) outlines the increases in defense spending that will happen even with the various spending caps and sequestration cuts that are currently law. Table 1-5 (Outlays) on page 30 outlines projected defense spending in the coming decade. For 2014, the figure is $593 billion. For 2015, it is $597 billion. For 2016, $611 billion. For 2017, $619 billion. For 2018, $628 billion. For 2019, $648 billion. For 2020, $663 billion. For 2021, $679 billion. For 2022, $702 billion. And for 2023, $714 billion.

In other words, defense spending will increase in every year, even with sequestration cuts.

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Some Democrats are uneasy with the prospect of a drawn-out impasse. “I know that there is some common wisdom out there that people are going to have to see the effects for a while before they can deal” on a replacement for the budget cuts, said Sen. Tim Kaine (D., Va.), whose state has large numbers of federal workers and defense companies. “I just don’t believe in that kind of governing.”

The Democrats’ strategy carries risks for the party. It’s unclear how the public will react to the budget cuts, and Democrats could find that people aren’t as inconvenienced as they predicted. That could undercut their position in negotiations with the GOP and, potentially, build an appetite for additional cuts to spending that Democrats will oppose…

“It interrupts [Obama's] ability to frame up the positive agenda that he proposed to the country in the State of the Union,” said John Podesta, who co-chaired the president’s transition team after the 2008 election. “You get distracted from all the things that you want to do, because you’re back in the scrum” of a daily battle over the budget cuts.

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“Too often with this White House, the solution to any challenge is ramping up campaign-style events,” says National Journal’s Charlie Cook. “To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” We’re seeing that again as the president’s sequester inches closer: lots of campaign rallies and rhetoric, no solutions.

You see, the House of Representatives passed legislation – twice (last May and again in December) – to replace President Obama’s sequester with smarter, responsible spending cuts and reforms. Senate Democrats haven’t passed a thing. But instead of urging Senate Democrats to take action, the president seems more interested in campaigning (and blaming Republicans for his mess)

Underlying all of this is the fact that the president’s budget is late (again) and his Democratic-controlled Senate hasn’t passed a budget in nearly four years.

As Speaker Boehner wrote in the Wall Street Journal this week, “Mr. President, we agree that your sequester is bad policy. What spending are you willing to cut to replace it?” We’re still waiting to hear.

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The Administration’s biggest gamble is the decision to start to play the sky-is-falling card, talking about all the negative effects the cuts are going to have on the real lives of real people. If somehow that gambit forces a last-minute deal from Republicans, the Obamans will have hit on a brilliant move. However, if the cuts kick in, and the country and the economy get moody, the chief executive is going to have a hard time rhetorically shutting down the gloom-and-doom storyline, and avoiding the blame and the spillover effects.

Republicans are all excited about Bob Woodward’s latest attempt to set the record straight on the President’s responsibility for giving America the sequester it has before it. The White House courted this trouble by trying to rewrite history a bit too much in seeming to disavow parenthood of this unthinkable beast. Watch to see if the administration completely caves on this battle or keeps trying to work the fringes.

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The sequester’s critics correctly say it is not the most intelligent way to prune government; priorities among programs should be set. But such critics are utopians if they are waiting for the arrival of intelligent government. The real choice today is between bigger or smaller unintelligent government.

Obama, who believes government spends money more constructively than do those who earn it, warns that the sequester’s budgetary nicks, amounting to one-half of 1 percent of gross domestic product, will derail the economy. A similar jeremiad was heard in 1943 when economist Paul Samuelson, whose Keynesian assumptions have trickled down to Obama, said postwar cuts in government would mean “the greatest period of unemployment and industrial dislocation which any economy has ever faced.”

Federal spending did indeed shrink an enormous 40 percent in one year. And the economy boomed…

Today, while Obama prepares a governmental power grab to combat global warming, sensible Americans, tuckered out with apocalypse fatigue, are yawning through the catastrophe du jour, the sequester. They say: Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the hamsters of sequestration.

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Where the sequester debate deviates from the norm is in its dramatis personae. Unlike prior spending debates, the sequester features Republicans attempting to shift the onus for cutting government onto Obama. U.S. Speaker John Boehner has repeatedly referenced “the president’s sequester” while decrying its “harmful cuts.”

What hypocrisy. Obama and Boehner both supported the sequester as an excuse for yet another unsustainable run-up of our nation’s credit limit – which exhausted its latest $2.1 trillion increase last December (after less than seventeen months).

“The debt ceiling deal in 2011 was agreed to by Republicans and Democrats, and regardless of who came up with the sequester, they all voted for it,” U.S. Rep. Justin Amash (R-Michigan) said recently. “So, you can’t vote for something and, with a straight face, go blame the other guy for its existence in law.”…

More to the point it highlights the extent to which leaders of both parties in Washington, D.C. are abandoning taxpayers in order to curry favor with the legacy media and special interest establishment – both of which are dead set against any reduction in the size and scope of government.

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Are Republicans in Congress really willing to let these cuts fall on our kids’ schools and mental health care just to protect tax loopholes for corporate jet owners? Are they really willing to slash military health care and the border patrol just because they refuse to eliminate tax breaks for big oil companies? Are they seriously prepared to inflict more pain on the middle class because they refuse to ask anything more of those at the very top?

These are the questions Republicans in Congress need to ask themselves. And I’m hopeful they’ll change their minds. Because the American people have worked too hard for too long to see everything they’ve built undone by partisan recklessness in Washington.

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Via Mediaite.


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thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:01 AM

Jeepers, I don’t know. Prolly Schad would know that one since he has the pebble.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

MacBeth i think?!:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 12:57 AM

Ya. :)

Spark reminds me of Feste every time he says something. :)

Clown
No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she
will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and
fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to
herrings; the husband’s the bigger: I am indeed not
her fool, but her corrupter of words.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

Our Day Will Come – Ruby & The Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Let’s play a game. We’ll call it, “I am Resist or 4Grace making an appearance.” I need to diversify — (RWM’s got her hand around my pipes like Russia’s got France’s — and it’s all cold tonight and she cut me off!)

. . . and Jackie will only put up with all the sharing crap for about five minutes. :)

. . . so anyway, who’s got blue eyes and a British accent?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 12:58 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Hey who ever writes the most scathing critique of Oblabla gets a moon bean.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 12:36 AM

Al and Jesse give him 4 thumbs up!

cornbred on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

Perhaps we should ask the Magistrate. We could certainly use a ruling here. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Too many fools/harlots on the dole…and too many lawyers in DC, on both sides…Shakespeare had it right.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time regarding that (from one of my favorite movies). It was very prophetic, too. Too much so.

From Other People’s Money.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

more clapton

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Everyone have “A” Great Night—————————:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

bummer. :)

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

I bow to the great nova.

Today nova fought valiantly in the Lerner scumhag thread. Was accused of being just “a layman, not a legal mind”. I smirked. I ‘love’ it when gnats attack. Almost feel sorry for them.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:05 AM

Andrew Sullivan

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

r. o. t. f.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

A Change Is Gonna Come – Cooke

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Good evening, Fred. :) You’re rockin’ ‘em out tonight.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:07 AM

Drummer Lee Rigby
Flying High with the Angels

It’s not—thank God—the words of politicians like British Prime Minister David Cameron or London Mayor Boris Johnson that will be long remembered about the brutal murder of drummer Lee Rigby but the voluntary acts of three courageous women who tried to do what they could for “Riggers” at the horrific scene of his death.

Nor did David Cameron’s politically correct message that the attack was a “betrayal of Islam” make him the only western leader to play down the outrages of Islam one day after that kind of attack. American President Barack Hussein Obama, who plays down the deeds of Muslim fanatics on a routine basis

Praising the courage of Cub Scout leader Ingrid Loyau-Kennett who jumped off a bus to confront a meat cleaver-wielding barbarian, Cameron said ‘She speaks for all of us.’

Cameron is wrong. The mother of two spoke for herself and the people and rather than just talking about it, tries to do something about the violence of terrorism.

An eye witness at the scene said he saw the first woman approach the men and ask to go to the soldier’s side moments after the horrific attack in which they nearly behead the young soldier.

Joe Tallant told the Daily Mirror: ‘She is a very religious woman. She saw everything and wanted to comfort the man. She just walked straight up to them with no fear.

‘She put her hands on his chest and I think she prayed for him. The poor man’s head was beside her.’

Unlike the politicians, the woman didn’t stick around to have her picture taken or to try to make nice with politically correct statements. In fact, the Daily Mail is looking for her.

VorDaj on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

Hi Ziff.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 12:57 AM
Ya. :)

Spark reminds me of Feste every time he says something. :)

Clown
No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she
will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and
fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to
herrings; the husband’s the bigger: I am indeed not
her fool, but her corrupter of words.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Axe:That put a smile,er,smirk on me,very nice,Night Axe:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 1:09 AM

Moonglow – Ruby & The Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:10 AM

poison

–don’t know if I linked that yet. Tab’s open.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:11 AM

If turds could vomit their stomach lava would cast a more dignified glow over the White House than Obama.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:11 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

Danny and the Counts – “You Need Love”

Some fun from The GIF Pronunciation Page:

Ahhh, good, someone with their head screwed on right.

Anyone who pronounces “GIF” with a hard G simply does not understand computer programmers (and any programmers who still insist on this silly pronunciation are simply unfit). No *decent* coder would pass up an opportunity to inflict a horrid pun on the world. And seeing as peanut butter is one of the principle three programmer foods (the other two being Pepsi and nacho cheese Doritos), the reference is immediately obvious.

The “acronym theory,” that a hard G should be used because it’s “Graphics” and not “Jraphics,” simply does not hold water. If acronyms were always to be pronounced from their source words rather than as an independent new word, then by this very arrangement, “JPEG” would be pronounced “JFEG.”

Just to give these people a taste of their own medicine… I’ve started pronouncing “JPEG” with a hard G.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

I saw that – he is a great one. I think this clusterspaghetti has just begun. I also think she’ll talk. It doesn’t sit well with her to be asked to resign.

He is the one who represents TEA party groups in their law suit to come.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Axe is not boring.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Hey There Lonely Boy – Ruby & the Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

Unlike the politicians, the woman didn’t stick around to have her picture taken or to try to make nice with politically correct statements. In fact, the Daily Mail is looking for her.

VorDaj on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

God Bless those women..where were the men?

I am thoroughly disgusted with political parasites on both sides who mealy mouth their politically correct fear of offending the murdering barbarians with their pretense of depicting the political/religious organization as a ‘great religion hi jacked by extremists’, or ‘religion of peace’ etc. Those women showed more courage than any one of the girly men in politics, in this country and in England.

Disarm the people and depend on the cops, yeah right that really worked in London and in Boston didn’t it? And BOTH sets of murderers were under investigation when they did their dirty murder work. I say it’s politicians who are more at fault with these murders because they are COWARDS, afraid to face he truth that we are at WAR and have been for decades..going back at least to the ’70s. They have hindered both American and English military members by their gutless R O E’s, rather than sending our military’s in to do what we expect.. instead they have become nation builders in hopes a tribal culture will suddenly discover FREEDOM.

InkyBinkyBarleyBoo on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

Some fun from The GIF Pronunciation Page:

Ahhh, good, someone with their head screwed on right.

Anyone who pronounces “GIF” with a hard G simply does not understand computer programmers (and any programmers who still insist on this silly pronunciation are simply unfit). No *decent* coder would pass up an opportunity to inflict a horrid pun on the world. And seeing as peanut butter is one of the principle three programmer foods (the other two being Pepsi and nacho cheese Doritos), the reference is immediately obvious.

The “acronym theory,” that a hard G should be used because it’s “Graphics” and not “Jraphics,” simply does not hold water. If acronyms were always to be pronounced from their source words rather than as an independent new word, then by this very arrangement, “JPEG” would be pronounced “JFEG.”

Just to give these people a taste of their own medicine… I’ve started pronouncing “JPEG” with a hard G.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

*yawn*

It’s like trying to eat one of b9′s salads.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

Two lies. She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

mother dou think they’ll drop the bomb

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

That’s right. Axefellow is a poet, a romantic soul, unique and resplendent in his expression and intellect, wizard, illusionist, and keeper of The Book.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

Talking In Your Sleep – Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:18 AM

*yawn*

I do believe you when you say that you’re boring! :)

It’s like trying to eat one of b9′s salads.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

mmmmm I could go for one of bmine9′s salads!

The Vibrators – “Whips and Furs”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:18 AM

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

I just tell them:

giraffe … giant … gigantic … and they usually shut up.

Not that I’ve actually had that exact conversation … but, if I did :)

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:19 AM

Axe is not boring.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Thanks, Spark. :)

She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

. . . 4Grace won’t wear a princess hat anyway. Sophie won’t either, but she makes me wear it, and at least that’s closer. :)

grrrrr at world messing with my RWM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Two lies. She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

I may be reading too far into it, but bitcoins don’t have any real value in the world.

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

So he does have The Book?¿

O_o <–insert fiendish laugh that craves The Book. It's my precious. Gollum gollum.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

so anyway, who’s got blue eyes and a British accent?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 12:58 AM

Who..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:22 AM

And yet, still pronounced “Gif.” How weird is that?

unique and resplendent in his expression

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

dude. And you know the compliment, what with the writing. :)

All right, everyone stop being nice to me — I’m not used to it. :) My friends really are insane, but they are really good friends. How’d that happen?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:23 AM

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Yep bitcoin mining is futile. Consumes too much electricity. Ergo bitcoins are worthless. Now quatloos and moonbeans precious treasure.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

Careful, Spark. Only Axefellow and I can handle the book safely. That’s why it’s hidden deep within the endless halls of the oubliette. No one may enter there save Axefellow and myself. All others would be instantly transformed, transmuted, and transported…spread forever across the endless dimensions of M theory.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

Who..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:22 AM

sweet

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

Bend me, Shape me

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

This is for Shallow HAL – “I am a poseur and I don’t care…”

X-Ray Spex – “I Am A Poseur”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

B9 are you watching? Can’t trick me.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

comfortably numb

my finale. no friday floyd fix for me. i will be gone for a few days.

goodnite fellow hotarians.

Adios: vaya con dios

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

M theory

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

lol — Always with the M theory. M theory this, M theory that. All comes down to M theory, doesn’t it?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Nothing Else Matters – Metallica

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:27 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Goodnight, Fred. Really excellent tunes tonight. :) Sleep well.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:28 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

lol! Yes… funny how that works, isn’t it? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

PS- Will miss you, Fred. Come back soon. Stay safe. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:30 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

But what if something untoward happens to him? Something accidental yet eerily suspicious like falling into some farm machinery or getting trapping inside a wooden box that is being lowered into the ground after its nailed shut.

Maybe I could be the goto guy if he gets whacked, err, has a mishap?

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

Good one! :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

You are taking the bitcoin at face value. RWM’s expression means much because it comes from her. It’s really funny, in a RWM kind of way. It makes perfect sense for us, Axe’s crazy friends.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

grrrrr at world messing with my RWM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

You have noticed how she refers to her new snugglebunny as “HotLips”, haven’t you? :)

And yet, still pronounced “Gif.” How weird is that?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:23 AM

I dunno, about as weird as how 0dumba pronounces “corpsman”?

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Ghey.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:33 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

Good evening..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

I predict soon there will be a merit badge for interior decorating.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

Those things can’t happen to Axefellow. He’s really a very good wizard, and deceptively capable. Besides, I’ve cast my own protection spell on him and all of the Gladians.

However, in the event that Axefellow was unavailable, say metaphysically inconvenienced momentarily, I would keep the Book safe and guard the oubliette in his stead. Such is the importance of the Book… and, as I’ve pointed out, Spark, the oubliette and the Book are too dangerous for anyone not extremely skilled and completely educated in thier arts.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:36 AM

Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:36 AM

I predict soon there will be a merit badge for fashion design.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

*tips fedora*..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 12:48 AM

I tip my fez to you.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

I just tell them:

giraffe … giant … gigantic … and they usually shut up.

Not that I’ve actually had that exact conversation … but, if I did :)

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:19 AM

If you had been working at CompuServe in ’87 when the format was created and they were all pronouncing it like the peanut butter, do you think you would have, hmmmmmm? :)

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Let’s bring the French into this to find out!

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

I dunno. Let’s find the guy that invented it and ask him what the biGillions of people using it have been supposed to be saying all this time. :)

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

That’s wild. That’s like me and Gif. I say it the way we’ve always said it. Except for Darlene at CompuServe who had a running peanut butter joke.

*** GENTLEMEN. Let’s settle this the traditional way.

I’ll get the lightsabers.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

Good evening, Dire. AVAST! How are you this evening?

Rum? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Steely Dan – “Charlie Freak”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:40 AM

Black Magic Woman – Peter Green

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:40 AM

Hi Ziff.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

lol, how did you know I just tuned back in? Was gone watching a movie with the mrs.

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:41 AM

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

That is a “primo work” LP..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:43 AM

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

LOL! Made me laugh! :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:43 AM

. . . what is the name of the song where he’s — got it.

It’s Been a While

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:45 AM

My bad. Previous link G version. FIFM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:47 AM

I dunno. Let’s find the guy that invented it and ask him what the biGillions of people using it have been supposed to be saying all this time. :)

Why do that? Despite the fact he invented the format, we already know they don’t care what he says!

*** GENTLEMEN. Let’s settle this the traditional way.

I’ll get the lightsabers.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Cool! I believe that this is you, so, I don’t expect too much trouble here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

lol — all right, tell me. At what point was filming that a good idea? –lol, you know? You’re like, hey, I need to film this.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Very nice tune..very smooth!!..:)

PS..Good evening..Hope everything is gong well for you..How is the “pilot” coming along?..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

. . . Jackie’s packing. I can hear it.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

Rum? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Beer..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:47 AM

Powerful. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

nonpartisan?

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

Powerful. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:52 AM

Yeah. Honest. :) There’s power in the truth. Have a friend that talks about “earnestness” that way. :) Anyway, yeah, agree.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

I pronounce it like you’d expect a French homosexual to, while making sure to mention that “Stupid Prick” is his middle name…

Elton Motello – Jet Boy Jet Girl

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:54 AM

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

oh.. grog. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:54 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

I pronounce it like you’d expect a French homosexual to, while making sure to mention that “Stupid Pr!ck” is his middle name…

Elton Motello – Jet Boy Jet Girl

PS this didn’t pass the filter the first time.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:55 AM

How is the “pilot” coming along?..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

It’s in the hands of my agent, we’ll see what happens. It’s such a strange set of circumstances, as Jackie can likely agree. The agent holds all the power until the project sells, then he has none of it.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

nonpartisan?

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

No, silly, that was Axe!

This is non-nonpartisan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xszIaNpYILY

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:58 AM

Love In Vain Blues- Peter Green

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:58 AM

Drownin’ on Dry Land – Buchanan

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

I’ve got something to write! Need to shift. Had a blast tonight, guys! Night everyone.

Night Resist. Bet you are beautiful all drooling and muttering, kicking imaginary nonpartisan’s ass. :)

Night Andrew Sullivan. Thanks, man!

Night graceful Jackie.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Goodnight, Axefellow. Write great and wonderous things. Sleep well. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:02 AM

I bid my friends a fond goodnight. It’s been a pleasure, as always. See you soon.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:04 AM

lol — all right, tell me. At what point was filming that a good idea? –lol, you know? You’re like, hey, I need to film this.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

lol

Star Wars Kid

On November 3, 2002 a Canadian student made a video of himself swinging a golf ball retriever around as a weapon. The video was filmed at his high school studio, and the tape left in a basement. It was taped over a portion of a basketball game (as seen extremely briefly at the end of the clip). The video was discovered by a schoolmate, who showed it to his friend who created an electronic file from the video tape. The video was distributed amongst his school’s students when it reached a fourth student, who uploaded it to the Internet under the title Jackass_starwars_funny.wmv. The video eventually became a viral Internet meme through P2P services. According to court transcripts, the video first appeared on the Internet on the evening of April 14, 2003.

An edited version of the video was created, adding Star Wars music, texts, and lightsaber special effects, such as lights and sounds. As of November 27, 2006 it was estimated by The Viral Factory that the video had been viewed over 900 million times. As of 2010, the first copy of this video that was posted on YouTube has over 20 million views.
Harassment lawsuit and settlement

In July 2003, the student’s family filed a CA$250,000 lawsuit against the families of four of his schoolmates. The lawsuit stated in part that he “had to endure, and still endures today, harassment and derision from his high-school mates and the public at large” and “will be under psychiatric care for an indefinite amount of time.” Legal proceedings against one family were quickly dropped. The lawsuit had been scheduled to begin trial on April 10, 2006, but on April 7, the boy and his parents reached an out-of-court settlement with the defendants.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:04 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

Agreed, John. Congratulations…and best of luck shopping it….may it run for twenty years. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:06 AM

Congratulations…and best of luck shopping it….may it run for twenty years. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:06 AM

Well, the good news is I’ve got four different agencies asking to see it. I just hope it makes it to the third season, when the fireworks really take off!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:14 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

I wish you well with it..Hope things go good for you with it..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:16 AM

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Scandalous!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:16 AM

This is excellent!

New York Dolls – “Pills”/”Trash”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:17 AM

I just hope it makes it to the third season, when the fireworks really take off!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:14 AM

As well as the green stamps($$$)..Don’t forget your capitalism..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:27 AM

Don’t forget your capitalism..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:27 AM

I never do!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:33 AM


Quick Pop In Peeps!

Axe:Never Boring———-:)

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canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 2:41 AM

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