Quotes of the day

posted at 8:41 pm on February 22, 2013 by Allahpundit

President Obama said that with less than a week before $85 billion of automatic across-the-board cuts hit, he still believes that lawmakers “have the opportunity to make the right decisions” to avert the sequester.

“Hope springs eternal,” Obama said during a brief press conference with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. “And I will just keep on making my case not only to Congress, but more importantly the American people to take a smart approach to deficit reduction and do it in a way that doesn’t endanger our economy and endanger jobs.”…

Obama added that “this should be a no-brainer.”

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A quick scan of recent headlines and you’ll see that enacting the cuts will make the U.S. a second-rate military power, keep you from seeing part of the Grand Canyon, poison your food and leave you sitting on an airport tarmac for an hour and a half. Also, someone from the federal government will come into your home, kick your dog, take you off the do-not-call list, and borrow your car without filling it back up.

Of course, if you’ve paid attention to these fights before, you know that is a classic case of Washington Monument Syndrome. Threaten to cut government budgets and it always turns out that the amount you want to reduce spending by is precisely the amount that was needed to pay police, firefighters, and teachers. We probably won’t be able to afford to immunize crippled orphans against rabies either, so you heartless Republicans are just going to have to live with the knowledge that you were responsible for the wolves rising to power in the inner cities.

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In a Wall Street Journal op-ed Wednesday, House Speaker John Boehner describes the upcoming sequester as a policy “that threatens U.S. national security, thousands of jobs and more.”

Which leads to the question: Why would Republicans support a measure that threatens national security and thousands of jobs? Boehner and the GOP are determined to allow the $1.2 trillion sequester go into effect unless President Obama and Democrats agree to replacement cuts, of an equal amount, that target entitlement spending. If that doesn’t happen — and it seems entirely unlikely — the sequester goes into effect, with the GOP’s blessing…

The effect of Boehner’s argument is to make Obama seem reasonable in comparison. After all, the president certainly agrees with Boehner that the sequester cuts threaten national security and jobs. The difference is that Obama wants to avoid them. At the same time, Boehner is contributing to Republican confusion on the question of whether the cuts are in fact “deep” or whether they are relatively minor.

Could the GOP message on the sequester be any more self-defeating?

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Democrats get to do the P.C. Shimmy. Traditional presidents go through a normal set of motions: They identify a problem. They come up with a proposal to address the problem. They try to convince the country that their proposal is the best approach.

Under the Permanent Campaign Shimmy, the president identifies a problem. Then he declines to come up with a proposal to address the problem. Then he comes up with a vague-but-politically-convenient concept that doesn’t address the problem (let’s raise taxes on the rich). Then he goes around the country blasting the opposition for not having as politically popular a concept. Then he returns to Washington and congratulates himself for being the only serious and substantive person in town…

He does have a vague and politically convenient concept. (Tax increases on the rich!) He does have a chance to lead the country into a budget showdown with furloughed workers and general mayhem, for which people will primarily blame Republicans. And he does have the chance to achieve the same thing he has achieved so frequently over the past two years, political success and legislative mediocrity.

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Meanwhile, with a budget higher than it was even at the peak of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, the Pentagon is resisting attempts to force it to audit its own finances. Congress passed a law back in 1990 requiring such an audit, to no avail. Last year, Sens. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., and Joe Manchin, D-W.Va., introduced the Audit the Pentagon Act, which would try again to force a look inside the maze of Pentagon spending.

Now, with the Defense Department sounding the alarm about sequestration, some budget hawks on Capitol Hill are doubtful. “It’s difficult to take these doomsday scenarios seriously when the Pentagon can’t even audit its own books,” says a spokesman for Coburn. “We would argue that the Defense Department has the authority to reprioritize funding toward vital needs and away from less vital spending. As Sen. Coburn has detailed, the department spends nearly $70 billion each year on ‘nondefense’ defense spending that has nothing to do with our national security.”

If the sequestration cuts go into effect, many members of Congress will be watching the Pentagon closely.

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Indiana Rep. Larry Bucshon, who represents a once-swingy seat shored up in redistricting, says “the two percent of the federal budget that’s going to be cut by this should not have a dramatic effect on Hoosiers.” Mississippi Rep. Greg Harper, from the Jackson area, just blames the cuts on the president and says “the solution is to raise taxes, it’s just not going to happen.”

And then there’s Virginia Rep. Scott Rigell. A former car dealer, a man who defeated a Tea Party primary challenger in 2010 and took one of the state’s defense industry-heavy Tidewater, Rigell is running around warning of falling skies. “This is not a theoretical problem like it is up in Washington. This is reality,” he tells a Norfolk, Va. station. “This is not a tornado that hits in the middle of the night and you’re totally disoriented,” he tells the Washington Examiner. “You’re tracking it and watching it come up.” He tells the Wall Street Journal that he’s actually open to closing tax loopholes for new revenue — GOP dogma is that loopholes can only be closed if taxes are cuts somewhere else…

I enjoy the new, #slatepitchy argument that gerrymandering is overrated as an issue, and that it doesn’t influence whether members moderate their votes or not, but sequestration’s putting that to a test.

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The Pew poll found that only 27 percent said they knew “a lot” about the sequester, while 43 percent said they knew “a little” and 29 percent said they knew “nothing at all.” The most ignorant are Democrats: 33 percent said they knew nothing at all, compared with 29 percent of independents and only 22 percent of Republicans.

That helps to explain President Obama’s shameless demagoguery on the issue. For a lot of those voters his speeches may be the first time they are hearing about this. I wonder how many of those listening know the sequester was the White House’s idea in the first place, that Obama signed it into law and initially vowed to veto any effort to undo it?

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thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:01 AM

Jeepers, I don’t know. Prolly Schad would know that one since he has the pebble.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

MacBeth i think?!:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 12:57 AM

Ya. :)

Spark reminds me of Feste every time he says something. :)

Clown
No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she
will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and
fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to
herrings; the husband’s the bigger: I am indeed not
her fool, but her corrupter of words.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

Our Day Will Come – Ruby & The Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Let’s play a game. We’ll call it, “I am Resist or 4Grace making an appearance.” I need to diversify — (RWM’s got her hand around my pipes like Russia’s got France’s — and it’s all cold tonight and she cut me off!)

. . . and Jackie will only put up with all the sharing crap for about five minutes. :)

. . . so anyway, who’s got blue eyes and a British accent?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 12:58 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Hey who ever writes the most scathing critique of Oblabla gets a moon bean.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 12:36 AM

Al and Jesse give him 4 thumbs up!

cornbred on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

Perhaps we should ask the Magistrate. We could certainly use a ruling here. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Too many fools/harlots on the dole…and too many lawyers in DC, on both sides…Shakespeare had it right.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time regarding that (from one of my favorite movies). It was very prophetic, too. Too much so.

From Other People’s Money.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

more clapton

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Everyone have “A” Great Night—————————:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

bummer. :)

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

I bow to the great nova.

Today nova fought valiantly in the Lerner scumhag thread. Was accused of being just “a layman, not a legal mind”. I smirked. I ‘love’ it when gnats attack. Almost feel sorry for them.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:05 AM

Andrew Sullivan

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

r. o. t. f.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

A Change Is Gonna Come – Cooke

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Good evening, Fred. :) You’re rockin’ ‘em out tonight.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:07 AM

Drummer Lee Rigby
Flying High with the Angels

It’s not—thank God—the words of politicians like British Prime Minister David Cameron or London Mayor Boris Johnson that will be long remembered about the brutal murder of drummer Lee Rigby but the voluntary acts of three courageous women who tried to do what they could for “Riggers” at the horrific scene of his death.

Nor did David Cameron’s politically correct message that the attack was a “betrayal of Islam” make him the only western leader to play down the outrages of Islam one day after that kind of attack. American President Barack Hussein Obama, who plays down the deeds of Muslim fanatics on a routine basis

Praising the courage of Cub Scout leader Ingrid Loyau-Kennett who jumped off a bus to confront a meat cleaver-wielding barbarian, Cameron said ‘She speaks for all of us.’

Cameron is wrong. The mother of two spoke for herself and the people and rather than just talking about it, tries to do something about the violence of terrorism.

An eye witness at the scene said he saw the first woman approach the men and ask to go to the soldier’s side moments after the horrific attack in which they nearly behead the young soldier.

Joe Tallant told the Daily Mirror: ‘She is a very religious woman. She saw everything and wanted to comfort the man. She just walked straight up to them with no fear.

‘She put her hands on his chest and I think she prayed for him. The poor man’s head was beside her.’

Unlike the politicians, the woman didn’t stick around to have her picture taken or to try to make nice with politically correct statements. In fact, the Daily Mail is looking for her.

VorDaj on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

Hi Ziff.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 12:57 AM
Ya. :)

Spark reminds me of Feste every time he says something. :)

Clown
No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she
will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and
fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to
herrings; the husband’s the bigger: I am indeed not
her fool, but her corrupter of words.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Axe:That put a smile,er,smirk on me,very nice,Night Axe:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 1:09 AM

Moonglow – Ruby & The Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:10 AM

poison

–don’t know if I linked that yet. Tab’s open.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:11 AM

If turds could vomit their stomach lava would cast a more dignified glow over the White House than Obama.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:11 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

Danny and the Counts – “You Need Love”

Some fun from The GIF Pronunciation Page:

Ahhh, good, someone with their head screwed on right.

Anyone who pronounces “GIF” with a hard G simply does not understand computer programmers (and any programmers who still insist on this silly pronunciation are simply unfit). No *decent* coder would pass up an opportunity to inflict a horrid pun on the world. And seeing as peanut butter is one of the principle three programmer foods (the other two being Pepsi and nacho cheese Doritos), the reference is immediately obvious.

The “acronym theory,” that a hard G should be used because it’s “Graphics” and not “Jraphics,” simply does not hold water. If acronyms were always to be pronounced from their source words rather than as an independent new word, then by this very arrangement, “JPEG” would be pronounced “JFEG.”

Just to give these people a taste of their own medicine… I’ve started pronouncing “JPEG” with a hard G.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

I saw that – he is a great one. I think this clusterspaghetti has just begun. I also think she’ll talk. It doesn’t sit well with her to be asked to resign.

He is the one who represents TEA party groups in their law suit to come.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Axe is not boring.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Hey There Lonely Boy – Ruby & the Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

Unlike the politicians, the woman didn’t stick around to have her picture taken or to try to make nice with politically correct statements. In fact, the Daily Mail is looking for her.

VorDaj on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

God Bless those women..where were the men?

I am thoroughly disgusted with political parasites on both sides who mealy mouth their politically correct fear of offending the murdering barbarians with their pretense of depicting the political/religious organization as a ‘great religion hi jacked by extremists’, or ‘religion of peace’ etc. Those women showed more courage than any one of the girly men in politics, in this country and in England.

Disarm the people and depend on the cops, yeah right that really worked in London and in Boston didn’t it? And BOTH sets of murderers were under investigation when they did their dirty murder work. I say it’s politicians who are more at fault with these murders because they are COWARDS, afraid to face he truth that we are at WAR and have been for decades..going back at least to the ’70s. They have hindered both American and English military members by their gutless R O E’s, rather than sending our military’s in to do what we expect.. instead they have become nation builders in hopes a tribal culture will suddenly discover FREEDOM.

InkyBinkyBarleyBoo on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

Some fun from The GIF Pronunciation Page:

Ahhh, good, someone with their head screwed on right.

Anyone who pronounces “GIF” with a hard G simply does not understand computer programmers (and any programmers who still insist on this silly pronunciation are simply unfit). No *decent* coder would pass up an opportunity to inflict a horrid pun on the world. And seeing as peanut butter is one of the principle three programmer foods (the other two being Pepsi and nacho cheese Doritos), the reference is immediately obvious.

The “acronym theory,” that a hard G should be used because it’s “Graphics” and not “Jraphics,” simply does not hold water. If acronyms were always to be pronounced from their source words rather than as an independent new word, then by this very arrangement, “JPEG” would be pronounced “JFEG.”

Just to give these people a taste of their own medicine… I’ve started pronouncing “JPEG” with a hard G.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

*yawn*

It’s like trying to eat one of b9′s salads.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

Two lies. She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

mother dou think they’ll drop the bomb

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

That’s right. Axefellow is a poet, a romantic soul, unique and resplendent in his expression and intellect, wizard, illusionist, and keeper of The Book.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

Talking In Your Sleep – Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:18 AM

*yawn*

I do believe you when you say that you’re boring! :)

It’s like trying to eat one of b9′s salads.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

mmmmm I could go for one of bmine9′s salads!

The Vibrators – “Whips and Furs”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:18 AM

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

I just tell them:

giraffe … giant … gigantic … and they usually shut up.

Not that I’ve actually had that exact conversation … but, if I did :)

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:19 AM

Axe is not boring.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Thanks, Spark. :)

She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

. . . 4Grace won’t wear a princess hat anyway. Sophie won’t either, but she makes me wear it, and at least that’s closer. :)

grrrrr at world messing with my RWM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Two lies. She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

I may be reading too far into it, but bitcoins don’t have any real value in the world.

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

So he does have The Book?¿

O_o <–insert fiendish laugh that craves The Book. It's my precious. Gollum gollum.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

so anyway, who’s got blue eyes and a British accent?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 12:58 AM

Who..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:22 AM

And yet, still pronounced “Gif.” How weird is that?

unique and resplendent in his expression

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

dude. And you know the compliment, what with the writing. :)

All right, everyone stop being nice to me — I’m not used to it. :) My friends really are insane, but they are really good friends. How’d that happen?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:23 AM

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Yep bitcoin mining is futile. Consumes too much electricity. Ergo bitcoins are worthless. Now quatloos and moonbeans precious treasure.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

Careful, Spark. Only Axefellow and I can handle the book safely. That’s why it’s hidden deep within the endless halls of the oubliette. No one may enter there save Axefellow and myself. All others would be instantly transformed, transmuted, and transported…spread forever across the endless dimensions of M theory.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

Who..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:22 AM

sweet

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

Bend me, Shape me

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

This is for Shallow HAL – “I am a poseur and I don’t care…”

X-Ray Spex – “I Am A Poseur”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

B9 are you watching? Can’t trick me.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

comfortably numb

my finale. no friday floyd fix for me. i will be gone for a few days.

goodnite fellow hotarians.

Adios: vaya con dios

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

M theory

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

lol — Always with the M theory. M theory this, M theory that. All comes down to M theory, doesn’t it?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Nothing Else Matters – Metallica

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:27 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Goodnight, Fred. Really excellent tunes tonight. :) Sleep well.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:28 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

lol! Yes… funny how that works, isn’t it? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

PS- Will miss you, Fred. Come back soon. Stay safe. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:30 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

But what if something untoward happens to him? Something accidental yet eerily suspicious like falling into some farm machinery or getting trapping inside a wooden box that is being lowered into the ground after its nailed shut.

Maybe I could be the goto guy if he gets whacked, err, has a mishap?

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

Good one! :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

You are taking the bitcoin at face value. RWM’s expression means much because it comes from her. It’s really funny, in a RWM kind of way. It makes perfect sense for us, Axe’s crazy friends.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

grrrrr at world messing with my RWM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

You have noticed how she refers to her new snugglebunny as “HotLips”, haven’t you? :)

And yet, still pronounced “Gif.” How weird is that?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:23 AM

I dunno, about as weird as how 0dumba pronounces “corpsman”?

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Ghey.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:33 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

Good evening..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

I predict soon there will be a merit badge for interior decorating.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

Those things can’t happen to Axefellow. He’s really a very good wizard, and deceptively capable. Besides, I’ve cast my own protection spell on him and all of the Gladians.

However, in the event that Axefellow was unavailable, say metaphysically inconvenienced momentarily, I would keep the Book safe and guard the oubliette in his stead. Such is the importance of the Book… and, as I’ve pointed out, Spark, the oubliette and the Book are too dangerous for anyone not extremely skilled and completely educated in thier arts.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:36 AM

Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:36 AM

I predict soon there will be a merit badge for fashion design.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

*tips fedora*..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 12:48 AM

I tip my fez to you.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

I just tell them:

giraffe … giant … gigantic … and they usually shut up.

Not that I’ve actually had that exact conversation … but, if I did :)

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:19 AM

If you had been working at CompuServe in ’87 when the format was created and they were all pronouncing it like the peanut butter, do you think you would have, hmmmmmm? :)

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Let’s bring the French into this to find out!

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

I dunno. Let’s find the guy that invented it and ask him what the biGillions of people using it have been supposed to be saying all this time. :)

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

That’s wild. That’s like me and Gif. I say it the way we’ve always said it. Except for Darlene at CompuServe who had a running peanut butter joke.

*** GENTLEMEN. Let’s settle this the traditional way.

I’ll get the lightsabers.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

Good evening, Dire. AVAST! How are you this evening?

Rum? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Steely Dan – “Charlie Freak”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:40 AM

Black Magic Woman – Peter Green

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:40 AM

Hi Ziff.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

lol, how did you know I just tuned back in? Was gone watching a movie with the mrs.

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:41 AM

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

That is a “primo work” LP..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:43 AM

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

LOL! Made me laugh! :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:43 AM

. . . what is the name of the song where he’s — got it.

It’s Been a While

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:45 AM

My bad. Previous link G version. FIFM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:47 AM

I dunno. Let’s find the guy that invented it and ask him what the biGillions of people using it have been supposed to be saying all this time. :)

Why do that? Despite the fact he invented the format, we already know they don’t care what he says!

*** GENTLEMEN. Let’s settle this the traditional way.

I’ll get the lightsabers.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Cool! I believe that this is you, so, I don’t expect too much trouble here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

lol — all right, tell me. At what point was filming that a good idea? –lol, you know? You’re like, hey, I need to film this.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Very nice tune..very smooth!!..:)

PS..Good evening..Hope everything is gong well for you..How is the “pilot” coming along?..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

. . . Jackie’s packing. I can hear it.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

Rum? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Beer..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:47 AM

Powerful. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

nonpartisan?

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

Powerful. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:52 AM

Yeah. Honest. :) There’s power in the truth. Have a friend that talks about “earnestness” that way. :) Anyway, yeah, agree.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

I pronounce it like you’d expect a French homosexual to, while making sure to mention that “Stupid Prick” is his middle name…

Elton Motello – Jet Boy Jet Girl

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:54 AM

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

oh.. grog. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:54 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

I pronounce it like you’d expect a French homosexual to, while making sure to mention that “Stupid Pr!ck” is his middle name…

Elton Motello – Jet Boy Jet Girl

PS this didn’t pass the filter the first time.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:55 AM

How is the “pilot” coming along?..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

It’s in the hands of my agent, we’ll see what happens. It’s such a strange set of circumstances, as Jackie can likely agree. The agent holds all the power until the project sells, then he has none of it.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

nonpartisan?

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

No, silly, that was Axe!

This is non-nonpartisan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xszIaNpYILY

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:58 AM

Love In Vain Blues- Peter Green

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:58 AM

Drownin’ on Dry Land – Buchanan

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

I’ve got something to write! Need to shift. Had a blast tonight, guys! Night everyone.

Night Resist. Bet you are beautiful all drooling and muttering, kicking imaginary nonpartisan’s ass. :)

Night Andrew Sullivan. Thanks, man!

Night graceful Jackie.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Goodnight, Axefellow. Write great and wonderous things. Sleep well. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:02 AM

I bid my friends a fond goodnight. It’s been a pleasure, as always. See you soon.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:04 AM

lol — all right, tell me. At what point was filming that a good idea? –lol, you know? You’re like, hey, I need to film this.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

lol

Star Wars Kid

On November 3, 2002 a Canadian student made a video of himself swinging a golf ball retriever around as a weapon. The video was filmed at his high school studio, and the tape left in a basement. It was taped over a portion of a basketball game (as seen extremely briefly at the end of the clip). The video was discovered by a schoolmate, who showed it to his friend who created an electronic file from the video tape. The video was distributed amongst his school’s students when it reached a fourth student, who uploaded it to the Internet under the title Jackass_starwars_funny.wmv. The video eventually became a viral Internet meme through P2P services. According to court transcripts, the video first appeared on the Internet on the evening of April 14, 2003.

An edited version of the video was created, adding Star Wars music, texts, and lightsaber special effects, such as lights and sounds. As of November 27, 2006 it was estimated by The Viral Factory that the video had been viewed over 900 million times. As of 2010, the first copy of this video that was posted on YouTube has over 20 million views.
Harassment lawsuit and settlement

In July 2003, the student’s family filed a CA$250,000 lawsuit against the families of four of his schoolmates. The lawsuit stated in part that he “had to endure, and still endures today, harassment and derision from his high-school mates and the public at large” and “will be under psychiatric care for an indefinite amount of time.” Legal proceedings against one family were quickly dropped. The lawsuit had been scheduled to begin trial on April 10, 2006, but on April 7, the boy and his parents reached an out-of-court settlement with the defendants.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:04 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

Agreed, John. Congratulations…and best of luck shopping it….may it run for twenty years. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:06 AM

Congratulations…and best of luck shopping it….may it run for twenty years. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:06 AM

Well, the good news is I’ve got four different agencies asking to see it. I just hope it makes it to the third season, when the fireworks really take off!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:14 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

I wish you well with it..Hope things go good for you with it..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:16 AM

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Scandalous!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:16 AM

This is excellent!

New York Dolls – “Pills”/”Trash”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:17 AM

I just hope it makes it to the third season, when the fireworks really take off!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:14 AM

As well as the green stamps($$$)..Don’t forget your capitalism..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:27 AM

Don’t forget your capitalism..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:27 AM

I never do!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:33 AM


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Axe:Never Boring———-:)

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canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 2:41 AM

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