NFL Super Bowl open thread
posted at 12:31 pm on February 3, 2013 by Ed Morrissey
Are you ready forone last bit of football? The 2012 season comes down to two teams, two brothers, one party town, and about a billion viewers. Neither San Francisco nor Baltimore were favored to reach Super Bowl XLVII, but they scratched and clawed their way past every other NFL team to vie for the Lombardi Trophy — and to ride out the biggest hype in the biggest event in sports.
Before we get to the pick, let’s catch up on a couple of related stories to today’s game. First, deer across North America can breathe easier today, because it turns out Ray Lewis isn’t snorting their antlers after all … or at least no one saw him do it:
The man who reportedly supplied Ray Lewis with deer-antler spray can’t confirm the Baltimore Ravens linebacker ever used the stuff.
Sports Illustrated reported Tuesday that Lewis sought help from a company called Sports With Alternatives To Steroids (SWATS), which says its deer-antler spray and pills contain a naturally occurring banned product connected to human growth hormone.
Mitch Ross spoke for nearly an hour outside the Super Bowl media center Friday in a bizarre session that revealed very little about his connection with Lewis. The linebacker has denied ever using the substance.
Asked if Lewis ever tried deer-antler spray, Ross said, “I never saw him put it in his mouth.”
Meanwhile, the players have been hanging out in New Orleans all week long, notorious as a party town. But NFL players are disciplined, focused professionals who eschew the night life … all right, I didn’t type that with a straight face. It’s not just the night life that can trip you up, but also boneheaded and weirdly intolerant comments:
But there will be distractions. History says so. For every Justin Smith, a 49ers defensive end who packed just a duffel bag for his eight-day stay and rarely leaves the hotel, there is a Super Bowl cautionary tale about a football player, fueled by testosterone, curiosity and boredom, who ventured out of the team bubble and onto the police blotter.
It’s human nature. And distractions don’t come only in the form of a rabble-rousing football player. It can be a grandma who is locked out of her hotel room, a screaming toddler or a young player who says something regrettable in one of the hundreds of media interviews during Super Bowl week.
It happened Tuesday, when 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver told a shock jock that he wouldn’t accept an openly gay man on his football team. Within hours, the interview went viral and the 49ers went into damage-control mode. Culliver apologized, but it never ends there during Super Bowl week. His teammates were soon peppered with questions about homophobia.
“I didn’t sleep that much,” Culliver said. “I tossed and turned thinking about it.
“We are trying not to have any distractions to the team.”
It was only Thursday morning.
Say, don’t the 49ers play in San Francisco? And shouldn’t Culliver be more concerned with on-field skill than off-field lifestyles?
So both teams have had their distractions this week. Who’s going to … y’know … actually win the game?
I’m picking the 49ers, although I don’t think it will be easy. Statistically, the Ravens are a mediocre team, who happen to be peaking at the right moment. A two-week gap won’t benefit that kind of a team; a bye benefits a team with mild injuries who play more consistently well, not the team riding on week-to-week momentum. The Ravens D is only 17th against the pass and 20th against the run, and they’re older. That will allow Colin Kaepernick and Frank Gore to get the most out of their read-option offense, and it’s going to tire out the defensive backers of the Ravens by the second half.
On the other side of the ball, Baltimore’s Joe Flacco has picked up confidence in his deep passing game — but he’s going up against the 4th-ranked defense against both the pass and the run. The Ravens are only 15th in passing and 11th in rushing — not bad, but not elite. If the 49ers break into the lead early, the Ravens are not going to be able to play comeback as easily as they did against the Broncos, especially with San Francisco watching that game film for the last two weeks.
The 49ers will outlast the Ravens in this one. San Francisco 31-23 over Baltimore.
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Sims remains the most Chuckles the Clown sports guru this side of Vulcan.
Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 9:07 PM
This would never happen with solar-powered lighting, especially during a night game.
Bishop on February 3, 2013 at 9:07 PM
Super Blow!
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:08 PM
Today’s NFL/DNC!
Hour-long skag-fest halftimes;
re-education camps for players insane enough to acknowledge with satisfaction that there is not a single openly gay player in the entire league;
television controls every aspect of the game (I suspect including most of the decisions on rule changes) which now takes 3 1/2 hours to play even in the regular season;
power outage in the middle of the Super Bowl.
Think I’ll give it up for the English Premier League.
Jaibones on February 3, 2013 at 9:09 PM
I hear they gots lotsa algae down there in Loozie-anna….Maybe they could tap into that and keep the lights on…
ted c on February 3, 2013 at 9:09 PM
HAL started singing Daisy & it hurt the lights so they blew out.
22044 on February 3, 2013 at 9:09 PM
Nagin stole the electric light fund.
HiJack on February 3, 2013 at 9:09 PM
The Niners side causing teh delay…who woulda thunk?
CW on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
awww….the telex machine and printer went out on the 9ers sideline.
Fellas…..remember sandlot?
ted c on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
If this had happened in the 70s or 80s, everybody could hold up their lighters. But since smoking is a third degree felony now…
TxAnn56 on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Ray Lewis when the lights went out…..”get my gun, I’m Gonna pop some John 3:16 on that Ref!!
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Yes – I want Hot Gas to start doing Premier League open threads…!
22044 on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Okay, now they tell us one team’s communications were knocked out with the lights. NOW the delay makes sense.
Sekhmet on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Here we really go….
CW on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Winner!
Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
I just checked. Puppy Bowl still on schedule.
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Shannon Sharpe looks like Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy.
RadClown on February 3, 2013 at 9:11 PM
What, at this point, does it matter? I blame a couple of guys out for a night-time walk. With mortars and RPGs.
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 9:12 PM
heh!
ted c on February 3, 2013 at 9:13 PM
Hey, wasn’t James Carville on the Superbowl committee?
It’s the utilities bill, stupid!
Resist We Much on February 3, 2013 at 9:14 PM
Subway ad: “Hey look! I’m a celebrity who can’t say ‘Febularry’!”
Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 9:17 PM
Well, the game sucks, but that half time show was something else wasn’t it?
james23 on February 3, 2013 at 9:17 PM
Hi Tuna!
HiJack on February 3, 2013 at 9:17 PM
All the Raven haters can NOW eat some CROW !!!
WV. Paul on February 3, 2013 at 9:22 PM
BTW the Stealers suck!
WV. Paul on February 3, 2013 at 9:23 PM
NFLEVELUTION does a commercial featuring the dead Kennedy’s? Really? This is getting sickening.
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:23 PM
Finally.
steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 9:24 PM
Jerry Jones would never let that happen to Cowboys Stadium. He would make all of Dallas and Ft. Worth lose power first.
pambi on February 3, 2013 at 9:24 PM
Finally.
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 9:25 PM
Don’t get the 49ers started.
22044 on February 3, 2013 at 9:25 PM
SF touchdown. Game less sucky now.
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 9:25 PM
steebo77 —
Haha. Beat me.
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 9:26 PM
Thanks for the memory! Good times!
MustLoveBlogs on February 3, 2013 at 9:26 PM
Psy? Really? I’ve eaten my last pistachio.
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:28 PM
Sad that the PSY pistachio commercial is the best one so far.
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 9:28 PM
Joe Flacc tied with Joe Montana, with 11 TD passes in a single post season. Now watch as Flacco takes the record for the most at 12.
WV. Paul on February 3, 2013 at 9:29 PM
Lights out…….def a Niners plot by the Sodomites by the Sea.
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 9:30 PM
Sack time.
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 9:30 PM
jake-the-goose,
You magnificent bastage!
We may have a game!
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:31 PM
Suddenly, it’s a ball game
Sekhmet on February 3, 2013 at 9:33 PM
I grew up in the third world. This country has become a third world country, I feel right at home. It fits in with a government that gives thousands of weapons to the Mexican drug cartels in order to subvert the 2nd Amendment to our Constitution (and our right to oppose tyranny) and getting away with it. It fits in with Hillary Clinton’s State Department saying that the deaths of our Ambassador to Libya and three aides didn’t matter. Even if the activities of our “consulate” in Benghazi were related to the illegal transfer of arms to Syrian Jihadists. It fits in with numerous Republicans (in name only) joining with traitorous Democrats voting to give Egypt’s Islamic dictator Morsi advanced US weaponry despite his party’s open declaration that they are our enemies. It fits in with people wondering whether unconstitutionally appointed people to the NLRB should continue to draw their salaries and whether any edicts they have issued should be valid.
Welcome to the third world. You did it. You ruined the greatest country in the world. Aren’t you proud? They can’t even keep the power running for the Super Bowl.
In a sane country, some of the above crimes would be considered treason. In the case of Fast and Furious, where US government people were killed as a result of illegal official US government activity, capital treason. If Libya was an illegal transfer of Libyan or other arms to the jihadists opposing the Syrian government by officials in the US government which also resulted in the deaths of US officials, that is also capital treason. Some of our government personnel should be on trial for their lives.
Ceteris Paribus on February 3, 2013 at 9:33 PM
We may have a game now =)
Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 9:33 PM
And again.
steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Oh yeah.
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Hi
SparkPlug on February 3, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Any guesses as to the next raging lib or anti-American celebrity to be featured in a commercial?
steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Sure, now that it’s a game, I gotta go.
Go Ravens!
It’s still your game, just take it.
Night all, enjoy!
Jvette on February 3, 2013 at 9:35 PM
did the 9ers start huffing some deer antler spray in the dark a while back???
ted c on February 3, 2013 at 9:35 PM
Okay, why call it “sapphire” when the jewel in question is RED? You know what? there is no such thing as a red sapphire. If it’s red, it’s a RUBY!
Sekhmet on February 3, 2013 at 9:36 PM
Night Jvette :)
22044 on February 3, 2013 at 9:36 PM
Hi
SparkPlug on February 3, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Hey Sparky!
Jvette on February 3, 2013 at 9:35 PM
Night Jvette.
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:37 PM
Awwwwh, the clydesdale commercial!
Sekhmet on February 3, 2013 at 9:37 PM
Bud commercial–best ad yet. *But I’m a horse guy, so I’ll admit a bias*
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:38 PM
Power outage definitely changed the momentum of the game. Two quick TD’s by SF. Ravens’ offense looks back on its heels.
TarheelBen on February 3, 2013 at 9:38 PM
That’s a weird Beck’s ad. Fish crooner?
Post power outage turns a blowout into a game. Commence the conspiracy theories!
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 9:38 PM
Awwwwh, the clydesdale commercial!
Sekhmet on February 3, 2013 at 9:37 PM
I’ll never forget the Bud Clydesdale commercial after 9-11. Very touching.
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:39 PM
Lights out ruined the momentum for the ravens
karenhasfreedom on February 3, 2013 at 9:39 PM
Wow. Things have really turned around.
steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Butterfingers Rice.
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 9:41 PM
That was sweet. And the choice of music, perfect.
Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 9:41 PM
That Lincoln commercial? #fail
Ravens #fail
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 9:41 PM
Little Tommy’s feeling neglected over at QOTD but I gotta keep watching the Voodoo Bowl.
Fallon on February 3, 2013 at 9:42 PM
Big play by Niners’ DB, Brown. He knocked the ball out then recovered it.
TarheelBen on February 3, 2013 at 9:42 PM
Ravens were ready to lift the trophy before the power outage happened.
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 9:42 PM
Hey Ravens……..it was just a burned out light bulb, pull your beek out!!
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 9:43 PM
Nothing going Ravens’ way now.
TarheelBen on February 3, 2013 at 9:43 PM
How much Vega$ Mafia money was in jeopardy until the power outage?
That huge perfectly timed timeout for SF to regroup after then long run by the Ravens was a convenience made for breaking the Ravens’ upper hand.
(No interest of mine in who wins though I am biased towards Ravens’ general mgr. Ozzie Newsome (Crimson Tide standout from the late 1970s).
viking01 on February 3, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Ah, that’s my Akers.
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 9:44 PM
San Fransisco WHINERS!!!!!
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 9:45 PM
28-23 Ravens over the Niners. We’ll see who will be eating bird meat.
HiJack on February 3, 2013 at 9:46 PM
Marie Laveau is laughing.
Fallon on February 3, 2013 at 9:50 PM
17 points in 4:10. Not bad.
22044 on February 3, 2013 at 9:51 PM
Ray Lewis is thinking…..Lights off again, I’m greeting me some revenge God willing.
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 9:53 PM
I just fell in love with Hardee’s.
predator on February 3, 2013 at 9:54 PM
getting…..not gReeting.
iPad thingy.
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 9:54 PM
My regional commercial was a hilarious one from H E B. The remote-control horse was hilarious
Sekhmet on February 3, 2013 at 9:55 PM
Paul Harvey after the Clydesdale ad ? About to weep.
pambi on February 3, 2013 at 9:58 PM
Paul Harvey… So, God made a farmer.
Fallon on February 3, 2013 at 9:58 PM
That Paul Harvey spot was AWESOME!!!!!!!
Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 9:59 PM
Oh, an ad referencing Paul Harvey and thanking farmers. Best ad.
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 10:00 PM
GREAT Dodge commercial featuring Paul Harvey voice-over.
predator on February 3, 2013 at 10:00 PM
Paul Harvey commercial rocked it. Best commercial of the night.
ted c on February 3, 2013 at 10:00 PM
Awww, I’m tearing up. Love the Paul Harvey voice over.
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 10:00 PM
Easy winner. Not much competition, but that was a GREAT commercial. One of the best Super Bowl ads ever?
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Took me a while to get that ram ad. As for the game: momentum is still in SF favor, they need to keep up.
nobar on February 3, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Was that Paul Harvey’s voice or Mitt Romney’s?
WV. Paul on February 3, 2013 at 10:02 PM
Go for two?
predator on February 3, 2013 at 10:04 PM
DAMN!
steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 10:04 PM
touchdown! Go for two?
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 10:05 PM
OOOooooOooOOOoo this is getting good
Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Loved the Ram ad with the Paul Harvey voice-over.
steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Lovely Paul Harvey commercial for Ram.
But one point of contention.
The closing line says: “For the farmer in all of us”
I’m sorry, but if the election showed me anything it’s that there are too many people in the country who don’t have the smallest inkling of a farmer within them.
PackerBronco on February 3, 2013 at 10:05 PM
I want to see the Dodge Ram “God made a government bailout” ad.
Mark1971 on February 3, 2013 at 10:06 PM
Rats.
conservative pilgrim on February 3, 2013 at 10:06 PM
Who the hell was assigned to cover Reed on that play?
predator on February 3, 2013 at 10:06 PM
BabyLandia……love.
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 10:08 PM
Cute Kia ad.
rbj on February 3, 2013 at 10:09 PM
Great Farmer ad………
…..but ditch the Dodge product placement.
PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 10:09 PM
Rice is really stinking it up tonight.
steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 10:11 PM
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