NFL Super Bowl open thread

posted at 12:31 pm on February 3, 2013 by Ed Morrissey

Are you ready forone last bit of football?  The 2012 season comes down to two teams, two brothers, one party town, and about a billion viewers.  Neither San Francisco nor Baltimore were favored to reach Super Bowl XLVII, but they scratched and clawed their way past every other NFL team to vie for the Lombardi Trophy — and to ride out the biggest hype in the biggest event in sports.

Before we get to the pick, let’s catch up on a couple of related stories to today’s game.  First, deer across North America can breathe easier today, because it turns out Ray Lewis isn’t snorting their antlers after all … or at least no one saw him do it:

The man who reportedly supplied Ray Lewis with deer-antler spray can’t confirm the Baltimore Ravens linebacker ever used the stuff.

Sports Illustrated reported Tuesday that Lewis sought help from a company called Sports With Alternatives To Steroids (SWATS), which says its deer-antler spray and pills contain a naturally occurring banned product connected to human growth hormone.

Mitch Ross spoke for nearly an hour outside the Super Bowl media center Friday in a bizarre session that revealed very little about his connection with Lewis. The linebacker has denied ever using the substance.

Asked if Lewis ever tried deer-antler spray, Ross said, “I never saw him put it in his mouth.”

Meanwhile, the players have been hanging out in New Orleans all week long, notorious as a party town.  But NFL players are disciplined, focused professionals who eschew the night life … all right, I didn’t type that with a straight face.  It’s not just the night life that can trip you up, but also boneheaded and weirdly intolerant comments:

But there will be distractions. History says so. For every Justin Smith, a 49ers defensive end who packed just a duffel bag for his eight-day stay and rarely leaves the hotel, there is a Super Bowl cautionary tale about a football player, fueled by testosterone, curiosity and boredom, who ventured out of the team bubble and onto the police blotter.

It’s human nature. And distractions don’t come only in the form of a rabble-rousing football player. It can be a grandma who is locked out of her hotel room, a screaming toddler or a young player who says something regrettable in one of the hundreds of media interviews during Super Bowl week.

It happened Tuesday, when 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver told a shock jock that he wouldn’t accept an openly gay man on his football team. Within hours, the interview went viral and the 49ers went into damage-control mode. Culliver apologized, but it never ends there during Super Bowl week. His teammates were soon peppered with questions about homophobia.

“I didn’t sleep that much,” Culliver said. “I tossed and turned thinking about it.

“We are trying not to have any distractions to the team.”

It was only Thursday morning.

Say, don’t the 49ers play in San Francisco?  And shouldn’t Culliver be more concerned with on-field skill than off-field lifestyles?

So both teams have had their distractions this week.  Who’s going to … y’know … actually win the game?

I’m picking the 49ers, although I don’t think it will be easy.  Statistically, the Ravens are a mediocre team, who happen to be peaking at the right moment.  A two-week gap won’t benefit that kind of a team; a bye benefits a team with mild injuries who play more consistently well, not the team riding on week-to-week momentum.  The Ravens D is only 17th against the pass and 20th against the run, and they’re older.  That will allow Colin Kaepernick and Frank Gore to get the most out of their read-option offense, and it’s going to tire out the defensive backers of the Ravens by the second half.

On the other side of the ball, Baltimore’s Joe Flacco has picked up confidence in his deep passing game — but he’s going up against the 4th-ranked defense against both the pass and the run.  The Ravens are only 15th in passing and 11th in rushing — not bad, but not elite.  If the 49ers break into the lead early, the Ravens are not going to be able to play comeback as easily as they did against the Broncos, especially with San Francisco watching that game film for the last two weeks.

The 49ers will outlast the Ravens in this one.  San Francisco 31-23 over Baltimore.

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Watching Obama suckup Beyonce for halftime is absolutely unthinkable(Barf!!.I hope next year they have Trace Adkins or George Strait.

jeffinsjvca on February 3, 2013 at 8:13 PM

Not gonna happen. Too white, too male and too straight. Sorry, that’s that way it is. Obviously, you haven’t been paying attention tonight.

HiJack on February 3, 2013 at 8:19 PM

West Point men’s choir should be singing the National Anthem. Now that would bring the tears to my eyes.

mixplix on February 3, 2013 at 8:16 PM

Or something like this. *What might have been, sigh*

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:20 PM

Feinstein complains that Flacco is on full auto!

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:20 PM

Halftime show awful
Blech

Pretty arrogant with the props

cmsinaz on February 3, 2013 at 8:20 PM

I thought this would b a fun thread. Instead, everyone seems to be patting themselves on the back for being too cool to watch the game.
On a Super Bowl thread. Go figure.

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

I swear it’s getting to the point where everything is Obama approved. I’m really sick of it.

Cindy Munford on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

Hey those panties are awesome Beyonce.

PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

I thought this would b a fun thread. Instead, everyone seems to be patting themselves on the back for being too cool to watch the game.
On a Super Bowl thread. Go figure.

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

I’m watching the game, it’s the halftime garbage I’m taking a pass on.

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:22 PM

And…the halftime show is over. :)

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:22 PM

Game over Katy
Kapernick (sp)choking

cmsinaz on February 3, 2013 at 8:23 PM

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

Oh we are watching. Waiting on the FortyWhiners to pull their paints up………..NOT!

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:23 PM

“God Bless Ya’ll!!”

Beyonce….

….which God are you talking about after your stripping, jiving half naked extravaganza?

PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 8:23 PM

I swear it’s getting to the point where everything is Obama approved. I’m really sick of it.

Cindy Munford on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

Agree. I’m dumbfounded that more people haven’t yet had their fill of this clown being foisted upon them on what seems to be a never ending endeavor.

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:24 PM

Oh we are watching. Waiting on the FortyWhiners to pull their paints up………..NOT!

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:23 PM

I think that is just not going to happen

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:24 PM

Spanish only ad = America’s downfall

Beyonce is one narcistic biotch, close to Barky level. The audio sucks and you can’t understand whatever the heck she is supposed to be singing. No wonder why she lipsynced the National Anthem.

D-fusit on February 3, 2013 at 8:25 PM

Some helpful advice for singers:

If you’re going to reach out into the crowd to touch hands with the fans, make sure your naked legs aren’t within groping distance of the audience.

That one dude (at least I think it was a dude – couldn’t see a face) was seriously rubbing Beyoncé’s leg for like 5 seconds.

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:26 PM

PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 8:23 PM

LOLZ!

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:27 PM

I thought this would b a fun thread. Instead, everyone seems to be patting themselves on the back for being too cool to watch the game.
On a Super Bowl thread. Go figure.

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

You might as well just shout “GET OFF MY ASTROTURF!!!”

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:27 PM

Best thing about Beyonce’s show – IT WAS ALL WOMEN

Not one man on that stage anywhere – that was cool – girl power

jake-the-goose on February 3, 2013 at 8:28 PM

Just caught the end of the show, lots of hair flippin’. How’d she do?

Fallon on February 3, 2013 at 8:28 PM

i just got in from work. I want to watch a show i recorded last night
Ripper Street that was on bbc america.

my wife who has no interest in football wants to watch the game for the commercials.

this is why men are from mars and women are from venus.

i am pleased that baltimore is winning however.

gerry-mittbot-but a loser

gerrym51 on February 3, 2013 at 8:28 PM

I thought this would b a fun thread. Instead, everyone seems to be patting themselves on the back for being too cool to watch the game.
On a Super Bowl thread. Go figure.

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

You might as well just shout “GET OFF MY ASTROTURF!!!”

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:27 PM

I just want a game to watch. And NO GUN CONTROL COMMERCIALS!

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:29 PM

She lip-synched.

For punishment, she should do patrols in Afghanistan.

StubbleSpark on February 3, 2013 at 8:30 PM

Oh say can you strut,
By the streetlamp’s lonely light!

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:30 PM

I thought the halftime shows had reached their nadir with The Who a few years back, but this was truly awful!

Completely forgettable!

Pete and Roger, come back! All is forgiven!

chumpThreads on February 3, 2013 at 8:30 PM

You might as well just shout “GET OFF MY ASTROTURF!!!”

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:27 PM

Could be worse. All this b!tching could be live, in my house. Instead of on a computer I can turn off.
Bye, click.

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:31 PM

109 yards!!!

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

Gone, gone…..GONE!

Minnesota blushes.

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

At least, according to FIAT, our nation is “whole again”.

Good auto auction is on Velocity if you missed it live.

forest on February 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

All the way!

rbj on February 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

GAME OHHHHHHVER!!!!

Kawww kawwww

PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

Ooooookay! This game is gonna be pretty boring after that.

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

109 Yards?? Holy sh!t

Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Was there a missed holding call there?

Jvette on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

First Obama – now the Ravens

USA = Bizarro World

Next Ray Lewis will run for office – and democrats will fully endorse him.

jake-the-goose on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Crushing.

Now it is over.

CW on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Game over

Downton abbey on in 90 minutes

cmsinaz on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

So the Ravens are winning because Ed picked the 9ers?

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

What’s the temperture in hell right now, I have to ask because I just found myself in agreement with chump.

D-fusit on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Didn’t watch halftime show. Went to YouTube to watch dancing cockatoos. Found a video showing cockatoo tool use. Now I’m scared the cockatoos will turn on us.

Sekhmet on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

dude! huge return

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

I just want a game to watch. And NO GUN CONTROL COMMERCIALS!

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:29 PM

My thoughts exactly. I wasn’t sure if it was a local ad here in DC or a national one but ENOUGH! Bad enough the half-time show was essentially a bunch of naked women gyrating to canned music. But to throw in gun control. Enough to make me want to switch to Honey Boo Boo or something.

Happy Nomad on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Was there a missed holding call there?

Jvette on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Psssst …..there always is. Well almost always.

CW on February 3, 2013 at 8:34 PM

forest on February 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

Oh course it is whole! Whole profits for Jeeps from China!

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:34 PM

Bbbbb bbbbb. Bbbb blowwwwwwout!

PappyD61 on February 3, 2013 at 8:35 PM

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Townhall shutters!

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:35 PM

Just caught the end of the show, lots of hair flippin’. How’d she do?

Fallon on February 3, 2013 at 8:28 PM

you saw her flip her hair…? If you would’ve watched the whole thing you could’ve also watch her spread her legs, flip her hair and shake her butt.

skills./

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:36 PM

commercials have suuu uucked so far.

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:37 PM

I wonder, how much will Obamacaretherapy for Kaperwithdrawls cost us?

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:37 PM

Ummm, Ed. About that prediction.

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:37 PM

Demoralizing start for SF. That’s game.

nobar on February 3, 2013 at 8:37 PM

katy the mean old lady on February 3, 2013 at 8:21 PM

katy, haven’t seen you in a while!

Haven’t been on here long today, but I think it’s the general consensus that the half time show is not worth watching.

It seems like the the game may not be much better at this point, lol.

Jvette on February 3, 2013 at 8:37 PM

Townhall shutters!

Limerick on February 3, 2013 at 8:35 PM

LOL – good thing I’m not a betting man.

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:37 PM

WTH is going on??

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

WTF is going on in the stadium?

Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

The lights went out?

rbj on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

Did the lights go out?

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

did the lights just shizzat the bed?

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

The dome had a brownout. Hilarious.

nobar on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

Wow – some of you on this thread obviously never played sports.

- “it’s over”
- “that’s game”

Glad I never played with you people -

jake-the-goose on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

Who forgot to pay the light bill?

cmsinaz on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

When the lights come back up it will be revealed that SF has sneaked out of the stadium!

chumpThreads on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

Lights are out? C’mon – the party hasn’t even started yet… ;-)

affenhauer on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

God just realized that Ray Lewis is still free

jake-the-goose on February 3, 2013 at 8:39 PM

did George Bush just steer another hurricane into the SuperDome???

game was over anyway…. and he’s probably a Cowboys fan too…./

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:39 PM

Mics down, lights out?

Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 8:39 PM

Isn’t this how terrorist attacks at sporting events usually begin in movies?

Mark1971 on February 3, 2013 at 8:39 PM

Who forgot to pay the light bill?

cmsinaz on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

Ray Nagin?

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:40 PM

Obama said “Let there be light” and there was light.

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:40 PM

OWS or some other freaks probably blew up a transformer again.

But at least, according to FIAT, “our nation is whole again”.

forest on February 3, 2013 at 8:40 PM

Stadium power outage!

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:40 PM

skills./

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:36 PM

right up there with community organizers.

CW on February 3, 2013 at 8:40 PM

Or not.

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:40 PM

Isn’t this how terrorist attacks at sporting events usually begin in movies?

Mark1971 on February 3, 2013 at 8:39 PM

Heh.

Sideline reporters are leading the call right now…..

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:41 PM

Did China hack the Super Bowl?

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:41 PM

For the record, I hate talking baby ads. I will not use/buy your product.

rbj on February 3, 2013 at 8:41 PM

I’d like to see the stadium view of the brownout.

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:41 PM

Fans are leaving in droves CBS…..Cyaaaa….

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

hmm – someone check the bank balances of the lighting crew…

affenhauer on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

I’m expecting Bane to hijack the broadcast at any moment.

Mark1971 on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

Commercials no longer worth the money.

22044 on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

Lol ted :)

cmsinaz on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

Someone saw the score and assumed the game was over.

CW on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

Turn out the lights, the party’s over.

Who does that remind you of?

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

Don’t like this, smells real bad.

TXUS on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

Was the power supplied by Solyndra solar panels on this one????

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

When the lights come back up it will be revealed that SF has sneaked out of the stadium!

chumpThreads on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

..GO NINERS! (No, really!)

The War Planner on February 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

Where’s Ed and all the other 49′ers are gonna be the superbowl champs at?

GO RAVENS Just love it. All the prognasticators said the Ravens couldn’t beat the Colts. They won’t beat Peyton Manning and Denver at home. No way can they beat Tom Brady, and the Patriots at home 66-0 at home when leading at 1/2 time. For 2 weeks all everyone keeps saying is that the 49′ers are a so much better team, more talent.

Yet they’ve all but lost, down 22 pts. The 49′ers
aren’t the super team everyone thought they were.

WV. Paul on February 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

Turn out the lights, the party’s over.

Who does that remind you of?

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

LOL. I was just thinking of Meredith singing that after the last Ravens TD.

Mark1971 on February 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

must be a union light crew standing up for the kids or healthcare or something……

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

Disappointed with bud light

Where arw the frogs?

cmsinaz on February 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

Kneel before Zod!

predator on February 3, 2013 at 8:44 PM

I blame George W. Bush.

Drained Brain on February 3, 2013 at 8:44 PM

this is effing weird…

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:44 PM

Where the f*ck are the generators?

TXUS on February 3, 2013 at 8:44 PM

For the record, I hate talking baby ads. I will not use/buy your product.

rbj on February 3, 2013 at 8:41 PM

I’m with you on that. No matter how well done, they always creep me out.

Ugly on February 3, 2013 at 8:44 PM

Can we blame Bush somehow?

steebo77 on February 3, 2013 at 8:44 PM

Where the f*ck are the generators?

TXUS on February 3, 2013 at 8:44 PM

They’re underwater with the school buses.

Mark1971 on February 3, 2013 at 8:45 PM

was that goat that ate all them doritos munching on the power cables???

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:45 PM

CBS…..Cyaaaa….

ted c on February 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

I am hitting up Netflix as we speak.

CW on February 3, 2013 at 8:45 PM

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