Quotes of the day

posted at 8:31 pm on December 29, 2012 by Allahpundit

New Yorkers of all income levels got a rude awakening yesterday when they saw in The Post how much more they will pay in taxes next year without a fiscal-cliff deal by Jan. 1.

“It’s that much higher?” asked IT worker Vikas Kataria, 34, who discovered that his combined household income of about $250,000 per year will cost him nearly $10,000 more in taxes.

“I thought it was a couple thousand — but that’s a lot,” said Kataria, who works at Merrill Lynch in Manhattan and is married to a systems analyst for a brokerage firm. “That’s huge!”…

“What am I supposed to do, work harder?” Hagon said. “I don’t want to find myself in front of my store dead with a heart attack!”

***

Whether or not a Senate deal can be reached is anyone’s guess, though it seems unlikely considering all the false starts that have characterized negotiations up to this point. Whether McConnell would allow for an up-or-down vote on a Democratic-authored bill is even less certain. On Friday evening, Reid’s office announced that it was preparing such a bill for a Monday vote as a contingency plan…

[A White House] official argued that any final deal that emerged from the Senate would have to be crafted with an eye toward garnering Democratic support in the House. Reid, after all, wouldn’t sign off on a bill that set the threshold for tax hikes too high. And since Boehner’s failed “Plan B” proposal showed he was unable to pass legislation raising rates only on millionaires, Democratic votes in both chambers would be needed.

“Whatever McConnell and Reid cook up is something that Nancy Pelosi has to support,” the official said. “The Minority Leader will have a powerful role in these discussions.”

***

The last-minute tax and spending deal being discussed in the Senate would do little to reduce the deficit, and could actually expand it, leaving difficult choices about Medicare, Social Security, and the country’s borrowing limit until next year…

This weekend, with talks moving closer to the deadline, the only item being discussed that would reduce the deficit is a White House proposal to let the Bush-era tax cuts expire for upper-income households. White House officials believe raising tax rates on income above $250,000, combined with changes in capital-gains, dividend, and estate-tax rules, would raise roughly $950 billion over 10 years, a level that is short of their $1.2 trillion goal. That means the White House is likely to try and pursue more tax increases as part of any subsequent budget debate in 2013…

The other items being discussed as part of the slimmed-down package would cost the government. One would extend emergency unemployment benefits for one year, at a cost of roughly $30 billion. Another would prevent Medicare payments to doctors from being cut close to 27%. This change would cost another $10 billion, according to estimates.

***

The big-ticket item hanging over the Reid-McConnell talks will be the income level at which taxes can rise. Boehner failed to win sufficient GOP support for a plan to increase taxes for income over $1 million, and Obama has previously upped his offer from $250,000 to $400,000. McConnell and Reid are also trying to agree on the level to set taxes on estates that are transferred after the death of an owner.

At the meeting, Boehner made clear any efforts to eliminate pending cuts to defense and domestic programs — about $109 billion next year — must be replaced by spending cuts to other programs. Republicans later said it appeared that the so-called sequester would not be addressed in a final agreement. A final deal appears unlikely to include an increase of the $16.4 trillion national debt limit, which will be reached on Monday, meaning that Congress will almost certainly renew the battle over taxes and spending immediately in the new year.

***

Multiple GOP lawmakers indicated that their goal now is to get through the fiscal cliff standoff one way or another, at which point Republicans can regroup and focus their efforts on extracting concessions from the White House in exchange for a debt-limit boost.

“Give the president whatever he wants [on taxes],” Grassley said hypothetically. “All it covers is somewhere between eight and 12 percent of the $1.1 trillion deficit.

“When you get beyond this fiscal cliff deal, the public starts looking at what we’re trying to do to cut down on spending as opposed to increasing taxes, that strengthens our hand,” he added.

A House GOP aide said the debt limit provides a “natural venue” for Republicans to continue to push for preferred fiscal policies, once the fiscal cliff is in the rearview mirror.

***

“A top Obama administration official” told The Huffington Post that “they don’t view an unresolved debt ceiling fight as too generous a concession because, as a matter of principle, the president will not negotiate with Republicans over raising it down the road.”…

If Obama drops the debt ceiling demand, he’s setting the stage for another round of budget talks in late February, during which the GOP will demand long-term spending reforms in exchange for an immediate increase in the debt ceiling.

***

A pair of GOP senators, confident Congress will head off the tax hikes set to kick in within days, are already turning their attention to entitlements and the debt ceiling.

Tennessee Sens. Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander pitched a plan on Friday to cut federal spending by $1 trillion — much of it from Medicare — in exchange for increasing the nation’s borrowing limit by that amount. The plan would raise the Medicare eligibly age to 67 and require wealthier Medicare users to pay higher premiums. Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner has estimated extraordinary measures can push the necessity of Congress addressing the debt ceiling until perhaps February.

“Here we are on Dec. 29 without a serious proposal before us to deal with the biggest issue, which is entitlements,” Corker said. “There’s been a lot of discussions about figuring out a way to deal with the … revenue side and at least getting that portion out of the way. Since we know it’s going to happen either before the 31st or after.”

***

Cliff-jumping also would mean that instead of spending the early weeks of January laying out big plans for a second-term agenda, Obama and his staff will be bogged down with negotiations over the myriad issues wrapped up in the cliff, including everything from the tax cuts and across-the-board spending cuts to the alternative minimum tax and the “doc fix,” the formula under which physicians receive reimbursement for treating Medicare patients. In the White House’s preferred scenario, a deal addressing key elements of the fiscal cliff would have been clinched by the end of this year and that could have been used to tee up negotiations in 2013 over a grand bargain on the budget. Obama has set a goal of reaching a long-term budget deal by the first half of next year and hopes to notch up an agreement as part of his legacy.

Not only will the grand-bargain discussions need to await an eventual resolution of the fiscal cliff, but other items on Obama’s second-term agenda risk getting pushed to the back burner, too, including gun control and immigration.

***

“I think everyone is trying to look busy, so when we go over, they can say, well, we tried,” Brooks said. “He came back from Hawaii. He had to do something. And so they had a meeting. If you don’t have new offers, you are not really making progress. You could have a nice frank exchange, but they are in the business of making a deal. And there is really, as far as we know, no real evidence that they moved. So I remain convinced, as I have been, that we are probably going to go over.”

***

Under the most likely scenario, Republicans will get nothing — nothing — in return for giving in on tax rates for the highest-income Americans. No spending cuts, at least no serious spending cuts beyond what are already included in sequestration, would be part of the deal done on Sunday or Monday, if that is indeed what happens…

As for spending cuts, particularly in entitlements, some Senate Republicans say they will press for those in January or February, during the coming battle over raising the nation’s debt ceiling. They believe that fight will give them leverage to extract real concessions from the White House and Democrats on spending. It’s not entirely clear why they believe that so strongly; Republicans will certainly take a beating in the press if they appear ready to push the nation toward default to win unpopular cuts. Nevertheless, some in the GOP are readying themselves for that fight…

So a deal will most likely be done. But the bottom line is that the fiscal cliff fight will not end happily for Republicans. They will have given in on what was an article of faith — that taxes should not be raised on anybody, poor or rich — in return for essentially nothing. All they will have is a plan to fight again, soon.

***

It’s difficult to find a Republican operative who is willing to say on the record that going over the fiscal cliff next Tuesday is a good idea. Provoking a crisis is bad politics: Republicans are resigned to taking the blame. And it’s bad for their policy agenda: They will likely be cornered into a broader tax hike than the best deal they could get from President Barack Obama today, and with none of the spending cuts that might now be on the table.

And yet, the dominant emotion among most Republicans here is one of sheer resignation.

“It’s a shit show,” one prominent Republican told BuzzFeed of the GOP’s messaging position. “Tax rates are going to go up on everyone, and we’re going to get the blame.”

***

Congress can prevent it from happening, if they act now. Leaders in Congress are working on a way to prevent this tax hike on the middle class, and I believe we may be able to reach an agreement that can pass both houses in time.

But if an agreement isn’t reached in time, then I’ll urge the Senate to hold an up-or-down vote on a basic package that protects the middle class from an income tax hike, extends vital unemployment insurance for Americans looking for a job, and lays the groundwork for future progress on more economic growth and deficit reduction.

I believe such a proposal could pass both houses with bipartisan majorities – as long as these leaders allow it to come to a vote.

***

The Republican-controlled House has taken a step in the right direction. The House has already passed bills to protect all Americans from burdensome tax increases. In addition, they’ve passed legislation to replace damaging across-the-board spending cuts with responsible targeted ones, and to bring our nation’s record debt under control. But instead of working across the aisle and considering the House-passed plan to protect taxpayers, Senate Democrats have spent months drawing partisan lines in the sand.

The President’s proposal to raise taxes on the top 2 percent of Americans won’t even pay one-third of the annual interest that’s now owed on this massive $16 trillion debt. In fact, the President’s tax hike would only fund the government for eight days. Americans deserve to know: What does the President propose we do for the other 357 days of the year?


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thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:01 AM

Jeepers, I don’t know. Prolly Schad would know that one since he has the pebble.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

MacBeth i think?!:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 12:57 AM

Ya. :)

Spark reminds me of Feste every time he says something. :)

Clown
No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she
will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and
fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to
herrings; the husband’s the bigger: I am indeed not
her fool, but her corrupter of words.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

Our Day Will Come – Ruby & The Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Let’s play a game. We’ll call it, “I am Resist or 4Grace making an appearance.” I need to diversify — (RWM’s got her hand around my pipes like Russia’s got France’s — and it’s all cold tonight and she cut me off!)

. . . and Jackie will only put up with all the sharing crap for about five minutes. :)

. . . so anyway, who’s got blue eyes and a British accent?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 12:58 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Hey who ever writes the most scathing critique of Oblabla gets a moon bean.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 12:36 AM

Al and Jesse give him 4 thumbs up!

cornbred on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

Perhaps we should ask the Magistrate. We could certainly use a ruling here. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Too many fools/harlots on the dole…and too many lawyers in DC, on both sides…Shakespeare had it right.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time regarding that (from one of my favorite movies). It was very prophetic, too. Too much so.

From Other People’s Money.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

more clapton

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Everyone have “A” Great Night—————————:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 1:02 AM

bummer. :)

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

I bow to the great nova.

Today nova fought valiantly in the Lerner scumhag thread. Was accused of being just “a layman, not a legal mind”. I smirked. I ‘love’ it when gnats attack. Almost feel sorry for them.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:05 AM

Andrew Sullivan

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

r. o. t. f.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

A Change Is Gonna Come – Cooke

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Good evening, Fred. :) You’re rockin’ ‘em out tonight.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:07 AM

Drummer Lee Rigby
Flying High with the Angels

It’s not—thank God—the words of politicians like British Prime Minister David Cameron or London Mayor Boris Johnson that will be long remembered about the brutal murder of drummer Lee Rigby but the voluntary acts of three courageous women who tried to do what they could for “Riggers” at the horrific scene of his death.

Nor did David Cameron’s politically correct message that the attack was a “betrayal of Islam” make him the only western leader to play down the outrages of Islam one day after that kind of attack. American President Barack Hussein Obama, who plays down the deeds of Muslim fanatics on a routine basis

Praising the courage of Cub Scout leader Ingrid Loyau-Kennett who jumped off a bus to confront a meat cleaver-wielding barbarian, Cameron said ‘She speaks for all of us.’

Cameron is wrong. The mother of two spoke for herself and the people and rather than just talking about it, tries to do something about the violence of terrorism.

An eye witness at the scene said he saw the first woman approach the men and ask to go to the soldier’s side moments after the horrific attack in which they nearly behead the young soldier.

Joe Tallant told the Daily Mirror: ‘She is a very religious woman. She saw everything and wanted to comfort the man. She just walked straight up to them with no fear.

‘She put her hands on his chest and I think she prayed for him. The poor man’s head was beside her.’

Unlike the politicians, the woman didn’t stick around to have her picture taken or to try to make nice with politically correct statements. In fact, the Daily Mail is looking for her.

VorDaj on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

Hi Ziff.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 12:57 AM
Ya. :)

Spark reminds me of Feste every time he says something. :)

Clown
No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she
will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and
fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to
herrings; the husband’s the bigger: I am indeed not
her fool, but her corrupter of words.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:03 AM

Axe:That put a smile,er,smirk on me,very nice,Night Axe:)

canopfor on May 24, 2013 at 1:09 AM

Moonglow – Ruby & The Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:10 AM

poison

–don’t know if I linked that yet. Tab’s open.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:11 AM

If turds could vomit their stomach lava would cast a more dignified glow over the White House than Obama.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:11 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

Danny and the Counts – “You Need Love”

Some fun from The GIF Pronunciation Page:

Ahhh, good, someone with their head screwed on right.

Anyone who pronounces “GIF” with a hard G simply does not understand computer programmers (and any programmers who still insist on this silly pronunciation are simply unfit). No *decent* coder would pass up an opportunity to inflict a horrid pun on the world. And seeing as peanut butter is one of the principle three programmer foods (the other two being Pepsi and nacho cheese Doritos), the reference is immediately obvious.

The “acronym theory,” that a hard G should be used because it’s “Graphics” and not “Jraphics,” simply does not hold water. If acronyms were always to be pronounced from their source words rather than as an independent new word, then by this very arrangement, “JPEG” would be pronounced “JFEG.”

Just to give these people a taste of their own medicine… I’ve started pronouncing “JPEG” with a hard G.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM

I saw that – he is a great one. I think this clusterspaghetti has just begun. I also think she’ll talk. It doesn’t sit well with her to be asked to resign.

He is the one who represents TEA party groups in their law suit to come.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Axe is not boring.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Hey There Lonely Boy – Ruby & the Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

Unlike the politicians, the woman didn’t stick around to have her picture taken or to try to make nice with politically correct statements. In fact, the Daily Mail is looking for her.

VorDaj on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

God Bless those women..where were the men?

I am thoroughly disgusted with political parasites on both sides who mealy mouth their politically correct fear of offending the murdering barbarians with their pretense of depicting the political/religious organization as a ‘great religion hi jacked by extremists’, or ‘religion of peace’ etc. Those women showed more courage than any one of the girly men in politics, in this country and in England.

Disarm the people and depend on the cops, yeah right that really worked in London and in Boston didn’t it? And BOTH sets of murderers were under investigation when they did their dirty murder work. I say it’s politicians who are more at fault with these murders because they are COWARDS, afraid to face he truth that we are at WAR and have been for decades..going back at least to the ’70s. They have hindered both American and English military members by their gutless R O E’s, rather than sending our military’s in to do what we expect.. instead they have become nation builders in hopes a tribal culture will suddenly discover FREEDOM.

InkyBinkyBarleyBoo on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

Some fun from The GIF Pronunciation Page:

Ahhh, good, someone with their head screwed on right.

Anyone who pronounces “GIF” with a hard G simply does not understand computer programmers (and any programmers who still insist on this silly pronunciation are simply unfit). No *decent* coder would pass up an opportunity to inflict a horrid pun on the world. And seeing as peanut butter is one of the principle three programmer foods (the other two being Pepsi and nacho cheese Doritos), the reference is immediately obvious.

The “acronym theory,” that a hard G should be used because it’s “Graphics” and not “Jraphics,” simply does not hold water. If acronyms were always to be pronounced from their source words rather than as an independent new word, then by this very arrangement, “JPEG” would be pronounced “JFEG.”

Just to give these people a taste of their own medicine… I’ve started pronouncing “JPEG” with a hard G.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

*yawn*

It’s like trying to eat one of b9′s salads.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

I think RWM left you for Shallow HAL maybe…

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM

Well. I am boring.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 AM

Two lies. She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

mother dou think they’ll drop the bomb

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

That’s right. Axefellow is a poet, a romantic soul, unique and resplendent in his expression and intellect, wizard, illusionist, and keeper of The Book.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

Talking In Your Sleep – Romantics

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:18 AM

*yawn*

I do believe you when you say that you’re boring! :)

It’s like trying to eat one of b9′s salads.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:14 AM

mmmmm I could go for one of bmine9′s salads!

The Vibrators – “Whips and Furs”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:18 AM

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:12 AM

I just tell them:

giraffe … giant … gigantic … and they usually shut up.

Not that I’ve actually had that exact conversation … but, if I did :)

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:19 AM

Axe is not boring.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

Thanks, Spark. :)

She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

. . . 4Grace won’t wear a princess hat anyway. Sophie won’t either, but she makes me wear it, and at least that’s closer. :)

grrrrr at world messing with my RWM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Two lies. She’s just asleep, exhausted from fighting a stupid world. She loves Axe to bitcoins.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 AM

I may be reading too far into it, but bitcoins don’t have any real value in the world.

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

So he does have The Book?¿

O_o <–insert fiendish laugh that craves The Book. It's my precious. Gollum gollum.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

so anyway, who’s got blue eyes and a British accent?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 12:58 AM

Who..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:22 AM

And yet, still pronounced “Gif.” How weird is that?

unique and resplendent in his expression

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

dude. And you know the compliment, what with the writing. :)

All right, everyone stop being nice to me — I’m not used to it. :) My friends really are insane, but they are really good friends. How’d that happen?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:23 AM

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Yep bitcoin mining is futile. Consumes too much electricity. Ergo bitcoins are worthless. Now quatloos and moonbeans precious treasure.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

Careful, Spark. Only Axefellow and I can handle the book safely. That’s why it’s hidden deep within the endless halls of the oubliette. No one may enter there save Axefellow and myself. All others would be instantly transformed, transmuted, and transported…spread forever across the endless dimensions of M theory.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

Who..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:22 AM

sweet

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

Bend me, Shape me

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

This is for Shallow HAL – “I am a poseur and I don’t care…”

X-Ray Spex – “I Am A Poseur”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

B9 are you watching? Can’t trick me.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

comfortably numb

my finale. no friday floyd fix for me. i will be gone for a few days.

goodnite fellow hotarians.

Adios: vaya con dios

Fred

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

M theory

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

lol — Always with the M theory. M theory this, M theory that. All comes down to M theory, doesn’t it?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Nothing Else Matters – Metallica

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:27 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Goodnight, Fred. Really excellent tunes tonight. :) Sleep well.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:28 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

lol! Yes… funny how that works, isn’t it? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

jrsrigmvr on May 24, 2013 at 1:26 AM

PS- Will miss you, Fred. Come back soon. Stay safe. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:30 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

But what if something untoward happens to him? Something accidental yet eerily suspicious like falling into some farm machinery or getting trapping inside a wooden box that is being lowered into the ground after its nailed shut.

Maybe I could be the goto guy if he gets whacked, err, has a mishap?

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

Good one! :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

tom daschle concerned on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

You are taking the bitcoin at face value. RWM’s expression means much because it comes from her. It’s really funny, in a RWM kind of way. It makes perfect sense for us, Axe’s crazy friends.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

grrrrr at world messing with my RWM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

You have noticed how she refers to her new snugglebunny as “HotLips”, haven’t you? :)

And yet, still pronounced “Gif.” How weird is that?

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:23 AM

I dunno, about as weird as how 0dumba pronounces “corpsman”?

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Ghey.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:33 AM

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

Good evening..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

I predict soon there will be a merit badge for interior decorating.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:31 AM

Those things can’t happen to Axefellow. He’s really a very good wizard, and deceptively capable. Besides, I’ve cast my own protection spell on him and all of the Gladians.

However, in the event that Axefellow was unavailable, say metaphysically inconvenienced momentarily, I would keep the Book safe and guard the oubliette in his stead. Such is the importance of the Book… and, as I’ve pointed out, Spark, the oubliette and the Book are too dangerous for anyone not extremely skilled and completely educated in thier arts.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:36 AM

Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2013 at 1:36 AM

I predict soon there will be a merit badge for fashion design.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

*tips fedora*..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 12:48 AM

I tip my fez to you.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

I just tell them:

giraffe … giant … gigantic … and they usually shut up.

Not that I’ve actually had that exact conversation … but, if I did :)

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:19 AM

If you had been working at CompuServe in ’87 when the format was created and they were all pronouncing it like the peanut butter, do you think you would have, hmmmmmm? :)

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Let’s bring the French into this to find out!

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Forget “gif”, what do those people call the letter “G”? Ghee?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2013 at 1:29 AM

I dunno. Let’s find the guy that invented it and ask him what the biGillions of people using it have been supposed to be saying all this time. :)

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

That’s wild. That’s like me and Gif. I say it the way we’ve always said it. Except for Darlene at CompuServe who had a running peanut butter joke.

*** GENTLEMEN. Let’s settle this the traditional way.

I’ll get the lightsabers.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:35 AM

Good evening, Dire. AVAST! How are you this evening?

Rum? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Steely Dan – “Charlie Freak”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:40 AM

Black Magic Woman – Peter Green

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:40 AM

Hi Ziff.

SparkPlug on May 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

lol, how did you know I just tuned back in? Was gone watching a movie with the mrs.

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:41 AM

I pronounce Brett Farve’s name the way it should be pronounced – how weird is that? :)

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:32 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:25 AM

That is a “primo work” LP..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:43 AM

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

LOL! Made me laugh! :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:43 AM

. . . what is the name of the song where he’s — got it.

It’s Been a While

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:45 AM

My bad. Previous link G version. FIFM.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:47 AM

I dunno. Let’s find the guy that invented it and ask him what the biGillions of people using it have been supposed to be saying all this time. :)

Why do that? Despite the fact he invented the format, we already know they don’t care what he says!

*** GENTLEMEN. Let’s settle this the traditional way.

I’ll get the lightsabers.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Cool! I believe that this is you, so, I don’t expect too much trouble here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

lol — all right, tell me. At what point was filming that a good idea? –lol, you know? You’re like, hey, I need to film this.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Very nice tune..very smooth!!..:)

PS..Good evening..Hope everything is gong well for you..How is the “pilot” coming along?..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

. . . Jackie’s packing. I can hear it.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

Rum? :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:37 AM

Beer..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:47 AM

Powerful. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

nonpartisan?

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

Powerful. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:52 AM

Yeah. Honest. :) There’s power in the truth. Have a friend that talks about “earnestness” that way. :) Anyway, yeah, agree.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

I pronounce it like you’d expect a French homosexual to, while making sure to mention that “Stupid Prick” is his middle name…

Elton Motello – Jet Boy Jet Girl

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:54 AM

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 AM

oh.. grog. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:54 AM

Brett or dic pic?

arnold ziffel on May 24, 2013 at 1:42 AM

I pronounce it like you’d expect a French homosexual to, while making sure to mention that “Stupid Pr!ck” is his middle name…

Elton Motello – Jet Boy Jet Girl

PS this didn’t pass the filter the first time.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:55 AM

How is the “pilot” coming along?..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

It’s in the hands of my agent, we’ll see what happens. It’s such a strange set of circumstances, as Jackie can likely agree. The agent holds all the power until the project sells, then he has none of it.

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

nonpartisan?

novaculus on May 24, 2013 at 1:53 AM

No, silly, that was Axe!

This is non-nonpartisan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xszIaNpYILY

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 1:58 AM

Love In Vain Blues- Peter Green

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 1:58 AM

Drownin’ on Dry Land – Buchanan

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

I’ve got something to write! Need to shift. Had a blast tonight, guys! Night everyone.

Night Resist. Bet you are beautiful all drooling and muttering, kicking imaginary nonpartisan’s ass. :)

Night Andrew Sullivan. Thanks, man!

Night graceful Jackie.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Goodnight, Axefellow. Write great and wonderous things. Sleep well. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:02 AM

I bid my friends a fond goodnight. It’s been a pleasure, as always. See you soon.

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:04 AM

lol — all right, tell me. At what point was filming that a good idea? –lol, you know? You’re like, hey, I need to film this.

Axe on May 24, 2013 at 1:50 AM

lol

Star Wars Kid

On November 3, 2002 a Canadian student made a video of himself swinging a golf ball retriever around as a weapon. The video was filmed at his high school studio, and the tape left in a basement. It was taped over a portion of a basketball game (as seen extremely briefly at the end of the clip). The video was discovered by a schoolmate, who showed it to his friend who created an electronic file from the video tape. The video was distributed amongst his school’s students when it reached a fourth student, who uploaded it to the Internet under the title Jackass_starwars_funny.wmv. The video eventually became a viral Internet meme through P2P services. According to court transcripts, the video first appeared on the Internet on the evening of April 14, 2003.

An edited version of the video was created, adding Star Wars music, texts, and lightsaber special effects, such as lights and sounds. As of November 27, 2006 it was estimated by The Viral Factory that the video had been viewed over 900 million times. As of 2010, the first copy of this video that was posted on YouTube has over 20 million views.
Harassment lawsuit and settlement

In July 2003, the student’s family filed a CA$250,000 lawsuit against the families of four of his schoolmates. The lawsuit stated in part that he “had to endure, and still endures today, harassment and derision from his high-school mates and the public at large” and “will be under psychiatric care for an indefinite amount of time.” Legal proceedings against one family were quickly dropped. The lawsuit had been scheduled to begin trial on April 10, 2006, but on April 7, the boy and his parents reached an out-of-court settlement with the defendants.

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:04 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

Agreed, John. Congratulations…and best of luck shopping it….may it run for twenty years. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:06 AM

Congratulations…and best of luck shopping it….may it run for twenty years. :)

thatsafactjack on May 24, 2013 at 2:06 AM

Well, the good news is I’ve got four different agencies asking to see it. I just hope it makes it to the third season, when the fireworks really take off!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:14 AM

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 1:56 AM

I wish you well with it..Hope things go good for you with it..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:16 AM

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Scandalous!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:16 AM

This is excellent!

New York Dolls – “Pills”/”Trash”

Anti-Control on May 24, 2013 at 2:17 AM

I just hope it makes it to the third season, when the fireworks really take off!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:14 AM

As well as the green stamps($$$)..Don’t forget your capitalism..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:27 AM

Don’t forget your capitalism..:)

Dire Straits on May 24, 2013 at 2:27 AM

I never do!

John the Libertarian on May 24, 2013 at 2:33 AM


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Axe:Never Boring———-:)

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