Of course he is. I spend the money for the gift for the kids and he gets the credit. Just like Obama takes from me and gives to others and get the credit.

boomer on December 10, 2012 at 6:25 PM

Nailed it.

P.S. — Santa Claus does not exist. Originally a cute story used to bribe children into good behavior — it is now a lie to get people to turn away from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And — of course — to get people to spend way more money on useless crapola (that most of which will be in landfills by next Xmas) than they ever should each and every year.

FlatFoot on December 10, 2012 at 6:30 PM

St. Nick certainly did exist. Stop being such a scrooge. There’s nothing Christian about whining about saints.

As to the polls, does it really surprise anyone? He magically gets toys and gives them to everyone. Of course they associate that with Democrats. They don’t think about the toy shop with elf labor. They don’t think about the ridiculous 24 hours of deliveries. And of course they don’t think about who is paying for Democrat “gifts”.

This is why it’s pointless to keep fighting them.

Ho, ho, ho dumb-a-crats.
The Santa Claus in the red suit was created for and by The Coca Cola Company so that they could sell more coke; therefore, Santa is a fat cat , sugar tooth, big gulp, meat eating gazillionaire who lives tax free in the North Pole, keeps elves like a sugar daddy, and lives off his Hollywood-type residuals and dividends.

And if that isn’t proof enough he says, “Merry Christmas everyone!” ;)

Santa is warm, cuddly, and gives you a bunch of stuff you don’t deserve. Of course he’s a Democrat.

God, by contrast, is stern and expects discipline and character of you. He’ll give you stuff, if you toe the line and treat people right. He’s a big fan of working for what you have materially, because what He cares about is character. So God is a Republican.

Santa just wants to make you happy on Christmas Day.

Who wouldn’t rather have Santa than God, right? But, said O’Rourke, the problem is that God exists — and Santa doesn’t.

she does a better historia de un amor:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg6sYqmTo9g

renalin on December 10, 2012 at 8:10 PM

That sounds more like a Spanish Edith Piaf.

But, then, that poll would actually make sense, since Lincoln actually existed.

she does a better historia de un amor:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg6sYqmTo9g

Plurality of Americans believe Santa’s a Democrat

See there, Rush was right. In elections, when you run against Santa Claus, how can you expect to win.

Libs’ heads exploded over Rush’s Santa Claus analogy. The reason why: Rush hit the bull’s eye.

Very well done too.

– When asked, “If Grandma got run over by a reindeer, would you press charges against Santa?” 61% would not press charges…

Stoic Patriot on December 10, 2012 at 6:40 PM

Ha! They might not press charges, but they will sue the shyt out of Santa for the negligence of his employee.

Don’t worry. It will have absolutely, positively NO impact on Santa’s business. Promis. He’s got insurance so he’s covered. So, in actuality, Grandma is just suing some big, evil insurance corporation, whose fatcats fly around on their private jets and deny the claims of breast cancer-riddled wives of former employees of companies that Bain Capital vulturised on Christmas Day. It’s not like the insurance company will pass the costs of a defence, settlement or judgment, and appeal onto other policyholders. No worries. Mucho happys.

I think EVERYONE should be Grandma, especially if they voted for Obama. Why not sue Santa? Throw yourself under the hooves of Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, or Comet or, better yet, don’t and say that you did. Peggy Joseph and the Obamaphone lady will vouch for ya. Stick it to the greedy insurance companies!

You deserve your piece of the pie NOW!

George Jefferson was wrong and a square. Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, George, wid dis “finally got [my] piece of the pie!”??? Pffft. Finally, nothing. You shouldn’t have to work for anything and corporations are evil. You should get instant gratification.

Besides, corporations should be paying you whether you’re injured or not, work for them or not. They OWE you reparations for slavery, colonialism, oppression throughout the world (including here and for current stuff just read Howard Zinn), union-busting, environmental poisoning, working conditions, income inequality, etc.

When you get right on down to it, your “little, white lie” is patriotic and equitable. I can hear the bombs bursting in air and see the rocket’s red glare already. You little epitome of patriotism, you!

If anyone needs a lawyer, let me know at 1.800.SOC.JUST (1.800.762.5878).

Plaintiffs of the world, unite!

couldn’t help it. Those MJ threads suck me in

You making Santa
MJ Gingerbread men?
Tee Hee..